Laughs -- Same Sitituation

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


Lady Golfers

Two guys are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go.

The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?"

The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back. The first guy says, "What's wrong?"

He says, "One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress."

The first guy says, "That could be a problem. I'll go over." He gets about halfway there and he turns and comes back, too.

The second guy says, "What's wrong?"

The first guy says, "Small world!" { Same Sitituation}

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


Dog Who Played Baseball

During the local match, a spectator was surprised to see a dog walk onto the pitch and start pitching, eventually striking out the other all star team, and scoring two home runs.

'That's incredible!' he exclaimed to the man next to him.

'Yes,' he said, 'but he's a terrible disappointment to his parents. They wanted him to be a footballer.'
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


Baseball and the Tramp

The ball had been knocked out of the stadium into the lane and everybody was out looking for it.
One of the players came across an old tramp, lying in the shade.

'Excuse me' said the Baseballer, 'but have you seen a baseball?'

'No, I haven't,' replied the tramp. 'But I've brought one from home I could sell you!
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The captain of a team says to the Umpire, "My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking." The Umpire says, "No." The captain says, "Well we think you're an stupid useless umpire., then." But Still he was fined, for he breached the law for Telling / Saying / Airing his thought aloud. For the captain should have understood that with out thinking how can you say? law is against that.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Jones had taken his wife to a cricket match. She sat through the first innings although plainly bored. In the second innings a batsman gave a tremendous swipe and knocked the ball out of the ground. 'Thank goodness they got rid of it,' she sighed. 'Now we can all go home.'
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The two rival cricketers were talking.

'The local team wants me to play for them very badly.'

'Well, you're just the man for the job.'

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