Why the 21 Marriages On Ishqbaaz is a Joke.Seriously.21

Originally posted by: napstermonster

Look. I have waited. We have waited. And agar this show's title "Iss Shadi Ko Kya Naam Doon" hota, toh understand bhi karti. But the only Ishqbaazi I've seen recently, which is filled with the junoon, passion, sensual tension and intensity has been Shihani's sudden love for army print dhoti pants. Can we PLEASE get some traditional, normal, shadi wala themes, started inside the house, now?

Because if they are going to make us wait for the wedding until October, I want them to watch the Shadi Wali Serial to understand what wedding events ARE. I want to see the mehndi, the holud, the rasams, the fasts. The fun, the shopping, the drama and the chup chupke pyaar. And between Shivika, I don't want such public flaunting of love declarations -- its not them, and we all know that. I want a real emotional payoff. Talking by themselves. Maybe even a discussion of the three months of separation. What marriage means, to Anika. To Shivaay. Their private vows, to each other. I want SAHIL to be there, to see his sister married. I want the hulchul, the music, the banter, the clothes.

I don't know where Dadi is from, but Punjabi nahi hai woh mereko 100% pata. Itna pheeki shadi Punjab me toh nahi hota. Jo public me nahi hona chaiye--a very private Shivika's first words of love--woh function mein ghoos diya, with elders participating. It did not look right. Plus the rasams they are coming up with are so ridiculous, I'm staring at the screen in awe.

Antakshari rasam? Seriously? Ullu hai hum sab? Sara zindagi hum mei koi ek bhi shadi nahi attend ki? Why cant they stick to redoing the rasams that Shivaay performed with Tia TWICE? Then move on to the post wedding ones he butchered by hating Anika? Fix those ones, and right there we have 2 months of events. WHY was Peter and Keveri's track needed right now? What is this rumor of a cousin's intro, who has chosen this one out of all of Shvaay's 23497 other weddings, to attend and create hungama at? Haven't we waited enough for one regular, non insanity filled shadi?

You have shadi ka mohal in the Oberoi Mansion and for the first time in the family, no one is being :

(a) married to save the Oberoi company because O-Daddies are in O-jail
(b) married to prevent NKK hero from falling more for non NKK heroine
(c) married by threatening to kill kid brother of new spouse--great start to new life
(d) married while drunk at a samajkarik vivah because-- #friendship goals
(e) married to be Sad Daddy to Baby Momma With Dead Daddy's Baby
(f) married to play farak padta hai to concussed, identity crisis wala spouse

(g) married to reveal master plan, starring Tia Baby with Non Dead Baby
(h) married to rangeela Daddy's rangeeli mistress's to stop rangeen plans
(i) married to several bad men to stop mother-murder by sexy Thakur
(j) married to sexy man of several issues who thinks u murdered Thakur Mother
(k) married to bad girl to stop murder of bad girl by sexy Thakur

(l) married to prevent Omkara from being eaten by crocodile called Janko
(m) married to give Indian Police Force a useless cover story for non- mission
(n) married to insane stranger to force ex husband to confess not to marry
(o) married to insane stranger to force ex wife to confess not to marry
(p)married since Thappad ka accha deal mila- ek Anika ke sath ek Thappar free

Finally someone in this serial is actually marrying for real. The real kind of marriage, not the 13956 types that shadi ki pavitrata and seriousness ka dhajiya uda di, for one year. These two are marrying for love, because they actually want to, because they are partners, and they want to celebrate that. CAN WE GET SOME DECENT MARRIAGE SCENES FOR THEM, PLEASE?

Originally posted by: napstermonster

Look. I have waited. We have waited. And agar this show's title "Iss Shadi Ko Kya Naam Doon" hota, toh understand bhi karti. But the only Ishqbaazi I've seen recently, which is filled with junoon, passion, and sensual intensity has been Omkara's love for army print dhoti pants. Can we PLEASE get some traditional, normal, shadi wala themes, started inside the house, now?

Because if they are going to make us wait for the wedding until October, I want them to watch the Shadi Wali Serial to understand what wedding events ARE. I want to see the mehndi, the holud, the rasams, the fasts. The fun, the shopping, the drama and the chup chupke pyaar. And between Shivika, I don't want such public flaunting of love declarations -- its not them, and we all know that. I want a real emotional payoff. Talking by themselves. Maybe even a discussion of the three months of separation. What marriage means, to Anika. To Shivaay. Their private vows, to each other. I want SAHIL to be there, to see his sister married. I want the hulchul, the music, the banter, the clothes.

I don't know where Dadi is from, but Punjabi nahi hai woh mereko 100% pata. Itna pheeki shadi Punjab me toh nahi hota. Jo public me nahi hona chaiye--a very private Shivika's first words of love--woh function mein ghoos diya, with elders participating. It did not look right. Plus the rasams they are coming up with are so ridiculous, I'm staring at the screen in awe.

Antakshari rasam? Seriously? Ullu hai hum sab? Sara zindagi hum mei koi ek bhi shadi nahi attend ki? Why cant they stick to redoing the rasams that Shivaay performed with Tia TWICE? Then move on to the post wedding ones he butchered by hating Anika? Fix those, and right there we have 2 months of events. WHY was Peter and Keveri's track needed right now? What is this rumor of a cousin's intro, who has chosen this one out of all of Shvaay's 23497 other weddings, to attend and create drama at? Haven't we waited enough for one regular, non insanity filled wedding?

You have shadi ka mohal in the Oberoi Mansion and for the first time in the family, no one is being :

(a) married to save the Oberoi company because O-Daddies are in O-jail
(b) married to prevent NKK hero from falling more for non NKK heroine
(c) married to random NKK man's random NKK ladki for 1 day because-NKK
(d) married by threatening to kill kid brother of new wife-great start to new life
(e) married while drunk at a samajkarik vivah because-- #friendship goals
(f) married to be Sad Daddy to Baby Momma With Dead Daddy's Baby
(g) married to play farak padta hai to concussed, identity crisis wala spouse

(h) married to reveal master plan, starring Tia Baby with Non Dead Baby
(i) married to rangeela Daddy's rangeeli mistress to stop rangeen plans
(j) married to several men to stop mother-murder by sexy Thakur with issues
(k) married to sexy man with several issues -thinks u murdered Thakur Mother
(l) married to bad girl to stop murder of bad, stupid girl by sexy Thakur
(m)married to Thakur who is bad man to stop murder of stupid, sexy man

(n) married to prevent Omkara from being eaten by crocodile called Janko
(o) married to give Indian Police Force a useless cover story for non-mission
(p) married to insane stranger to force ex husband to confess not to marry
(q) married to insane stranger to force ex wife to confess not to marry
(r)married since Thappad ka accha deal mila- ek Anika ke sath ek Thappar free

Finally someone in this serial is actually marrying for real. The real kind of marriage, not the 13956 types that shadi ki pavitrata and seriousness ka dhajiya uda di, for one year. These two are marrying for love, because they actually want to, because they are partners, and they want to celebrate that. CAN WE GET SOME DECENT MARRIAGE SCENES FOR THEM, PLEASE?