*backstage*
Gur sits unfazed on the director's chair backstage eating ice-cream and flipping through a comic-book when a startling scream fills the room. She looks up to see a seething Ian looking at her.
Gur: "What happened?"
Ian: "Hades put the stage on fire!"
Ian turns around and throws the fire extinguisher at Teddy who is scrambling to keep all the fashion scrolls in her hand atop of each other.
Ian: "Whose idea was it to change the line-up of model at last minute? WHOSE?"
Teddy: "It was all Gur!"
Gur: "Please biwi, stop exaggerating. This is perfect change we needed. Birthday girl would love it!"
Ian stares at Gur who gulps down the last of her ice-cream and clears her throat.
Gur: "Hades!!"
Hades: "I better be getting all of those fancy ropes"
He had been talking to someone before taking an exaggerated sigh in front of Gur and looking at her with an unamused expression and pointing at Ian.
Gur: "Change of plans, We know longer need you to set the stage on fire. Smoke effects while the rest walk down the ramp would be a better idea."
Zaw rushes in in the middle of the conversation.
Zaw: "Areeba and Deadpool dude are fighting over hosting script and Jen and rest of judges are waiting since past fifteen minutes for the curtains to lift up and Anu can't handle Scar. He keeps demanding that he will not wear heels!"
Ian: "BUT HEELS ARE THE ONE TO DISPLAY!"
Ian cries holding her head while Teddy looks on with confused expression.
Teddy: "Should I get the curtains to open?"
Ian: "Yeah get everyone to line-up. This is already such a big disaster."
*LIGHTS*
*curtains open and the spotlight is flashed at an empty spot in middle of the curtains.*
*music starts blaring and deadpool walks slides down the rope from atop into the spotlight.*
Deadpool: "Ladies and questionable species, I welcome you all to the best evening of fashion industry in a century!"
Before the show can begin, the rope from which Deadpool had dangled gets pulled up with a jerk.
Jen looks astonished at the ramp which has gotten all smoky and from behind the smoke a cat appears wearing Christian Louboutins of bright red color followed by a trail of seven kittens who are wearing mini Louboutins as well.
Jen smiles looking at the adorable kittens but her eye pop out seeing Scar from the Lion King wearing a ELAN gown encrusted with sequins and Steve Madden Platforms.
Scar: "I have practiced my curtsy but not for this event" He utters before growling and turning with smugness only to topple down from his platform.
*lights go off and smoke fills up again*
*Lights go back on and Ursula and Cruella de Ville walk out wearing exactly same purple gowns.*
Curella deville: "I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR THAT!"
Ursula: "I got my hands on it FIRST!"
Halfway down the ramp both were tangled in each other's hairs and had tossed the crown off each other's head. Jen's screams echo over the tussle as the Swarowiski crystals embeded into the gown slip away and fall all over the ramp.
*Lights go off again and Ian smacks her head*
*Lights go back on*
Gaston walks out wearing an exquisite robe from 18th century along with nicole-patent pumps from Marc Jacobs.
"These shoes" Gaston starts dramatically, "are designed for women with dainty feet who can stand on there two feet properly."
A heel gets thrown at Gaston's head from the back of the curtains.
Areeba: "NO WOMAN NEEDS A $4000 SHOW TO WALK YOU DUNDERHEAD. THEY JUST NEED YOU TO DIE"
Teddy: "You tell him!"
Deadpool: "Should I use my swoosh swoosh move on him ladies?"
Areeba: "NO! YOU GIVE ME THE MIC!"
*lights go off once again and turn back on with extra smoke filled in this time*
Voldemort walks out with extra swag, wearing a Givenchy gown in black with extra flairs. His bony feet show the new channel stilettos.
Jen looks at voldemort with confusion but before she can understand what is really happening, fire is set on all of the ramp and voldemort starts digging for his stolen wand.
Zaw and Ian run out behind Hades holding fire extinguisher and fill the place with fog. The extra judges with Jen leave and she stands up in anger.
Jen: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I WAS INVITED FOR A FASHION SHOW."
Deadpool: "Your highness, this IS the fashion show. You reached at the right address."
Jen: This is what you call a DISASTER!
*In middle of the conversation, Scar runs behind the kittens who have been trying to protect the birthday cake. Jen's mouth falls open seeing the half-eaten birthday cake. Ian spots the disaster that is no longer under control and instructs Teddy & Sammy to round up everyone!*,
ALL gather up on the wet and clammy ramp along with the set of villains that have survived the fashion show.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!!"
Jen looks at everyone and throws herself into the seat with her head in her hand.
"Well at least you all tried?" she mutters weakly to be covered in hugs by everyone.
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