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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

*inspired by Anjana_XYZ from the StarBharat forum. She used to post these in the CNAT thread*

Background: Humorous letters to the creatives from various characters in the show. Don't be shy and join in the fun with your own crazy letters! I'll post more now and then.

Table of Contents

Garud the Horse [shyam]
Radhagupta [MDS]
Ashoka [Babur]
History [Subha]
Quackwaki [MDS]
Devi [BabyHimavari]
Audience [Kaatayani]
Sushim [Crazyforsarun]
Kaurvaki [Subha]
Vitt (aka Ladoo Lover) [MDS]

Edited by shyam09 - 9 years ago

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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

Dear Creatives ...

I really wanted to eat the hay Ashok offered me, but kya karein ... you made me an AshWaki shipper from the start with my unparalleled Kaurvaki-sensing sniffs, my sixth-sense gallops towards my best friend's true love, my shape-shifting techniques, and my rocking neighs that protected her from evil. I wasn't even invited to the wedding and from what I knew, Ashok and Kaurvaki had gotten married and because of that Ashok was glum. After all, he is no longer the single, handsome, charming bachelor he once was; he was tied down to something called patnis (it sounds like a delicious food). Anyhow, I was pretty hungry since I'm usually galloping long distances without break and haven't been fed for quite a while. I really wanted to eat the hay but someone kept whipping me from behind every time I wanted to eat some.

I will be taking this to the Horse Actors Union and will be reporting your production house immediately if my demands aren't met. For starters, I want good, royal hay; a sexy horse to play with - preferably dark, neeiiighhh, and a pair of pajamas. It gets cold out here in these stables.

I hope you this finds you well,

Garud the White Horse

Stable Number 23

Pataliputra

Magadh

BharataVarsha

Earth

Milky Way Galaxy

P.S. Who will I be shipping now that AshWaki have broken up? Or will I be providing moral support through my neighs to Ashok? What about Kaurvaki, surely it's expected that I meet with Kaurvaki and give her a nuzzle and lick, lick, slurp.

Edited by shyam09 - 9 years ago

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Mandy

@BeyondHorizon

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 9 years ago

OMG 🤣 that cracked me up. Good one 🤣

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MuguetDScorpion

@MuguetDScorpion

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 9 years ago

That was so hilarious. 🤣 You are such a goood writer. 👏

I will try to write something if I get time. 😉

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MuguetDScorpion

@MuguetDScorpion

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 9 years ago

Dear creatives,

Just to let you know that I am tired of giving the same expression in every scene. I am not taking part of any Miss Universe that I have to give the same smile all the time. My jaw hurts now. My facial muscles are suffering. Please, give me some other scenes where I can give some other expressions. Do it fast before I get disfigured. 😡

R.A.D.H.A.G.U.P.T.A,

Not just Radha with beautiful smile.

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NONIE

@Nonie12345

Rocker

Posted: 9 years ago

Awesome post shyam😊It was so funny🤣

@mudgetDscorpion wonderful post😊

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babur1527

@babur1527

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

Dear Creatives,

It's me Ashok. You know Samrat Ashok? Whose tale you are supposed to be narrating?

My question is what 3rd grade opium are you puffing? What sort of nonsense are you putting me through? It seems Me, Genghis, Timur, Akbar and Aurangzeb have not slaughtered enough idiots. We ought to have killed a few more just to add to our skull tower collection of morons.

Seriously? Get it into your head. Us Kings are not your modern day wimps who lose themselves over one girl. Please. Amar Prem is just fictional nonsense unenlightened idiots mull over to waste their days.

And Kaurvaki was a fisherman's daughter. She wasn't a selfish brat.

And you are insulting my toughest opponent by portraying him like an asshat. And it's an even bigger insult that you are associating the banshee you call Kaurvaki to them. I have had it with this pile of crap.

And what the hell did my father ever do to you? He was a powerful Samrat in his own right. But then again he was gullible enough to prefer Sushim but even so he had legitimate reasons. I was gunning for the throne since the day I could walk.

Speaking of Sushim who was actually the gullible moron, did you have portray him as a Danav? Seriously. He was a spoiled arrogant brat but he was good to his women and he loved our Father.

And my stepmother was no saint but she was no witch either.

What the hell are you doing with my mother? As if anyone has the guts to take my mother away from me. If Sushim had tried to kill her I would ripped his eyes of their sockets.

Sigh. What is done is done. But please. Don't portray me as a stupid Devdas anymore.

I am an Emperor. My first and my only love is throne. The rest are just arm candy.

And Radhagupt was the one who helped me obtained that throne. And I had my loyal troops. Stop treating all of them like props.

Regards,

Samrat Ashok.

Edited by babur1527 - 9 years ago

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Subha

@Life_Is_Dutiful

Stunner

+ 46

Posted: 9 years ago

I am History,the same History which is considered to be boring by half of school students of India.The same history that's always considered to be an 'unnecessary' subject because it deals with the past.

Most of my students always cursed me for all the dates,years and now u made them curse me even more by showing such stuff in ur show.

U made Chanakya die like all the animals are slaughtered.

U made Helena evil who was actually a good woman.

U made Bindusar the dumbest king who is not worthy of the throne

U made Ashok a silly,emotional,romantic fool who only talks and talks but does nothing just like today's politicians

U made kaurvaki the most irritating, annoying, selfish brat who loves herself more than even Ashok.

U made the headstrong Devi a maniac Ashwaki shipper and now an impractical person

U made ambitious Charu and Sushim witch and 'Danav'.

In short, u insulted not just these iconic people but also Indian heritage and the country.

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MuguetDScorpion

@MuguetDScorpion

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 9 years ago

Dear creatives,

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QUAAACKWAKI 😳

@Nonie: Thank you. 😳

Edited by MuguetDScorpion - 9 years ago