SNAJEEVANI JOKES, the laughter time

Hey, guys these r few jokes which i have transformed to fit inot DMG charecters,, hope u like them..............

It's like,,, how one doctor goes to another, for treatment with in sanjeevani.

Atul To DR.Arman: "Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
Arman: "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
Atul: "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

Arman speaks frantically into the phone to Dr. Atul, "My wife Riddhima is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" Dr.Atul queries.
"No, you idiot!" the Arman shouts. "This is her husband!"

Sapna: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Sapna: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Sapna: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

hope u all like them,, still to come,,,to be continued,, keep in touch with the topic,

hey those r so so so coooooooool........and damn funny.....

😆 😆 all of dem were awesome.. too cool ..


--Tia--

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too funny!! 🤣
Keep 'em coming!

Sapna went to doctor Anjali complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the Anjali.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said Sapna
"What do you mean, all over?" asked Anjali, "be a little more specific."

Sapna touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

Anjali checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her , "You have a broken finger."

Atul walks into Sanjeevani, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. Sahshank says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
Shashank says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, I had to call the doctor!"

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

Superb!!!!
u made my day!!!! 👏

Keep them coming!!

cheers
❤️Kai❤️

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.

After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After ...... session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.

As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon".
She confirms and asks how he knew.
"Easy, you're always washing your hands."
She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist."
Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?"
Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing."

thats it guys,.,,, hope u all liked theemm, I had a hearty laugh with them,, so though of sharing them with u all 😉