Karna has gone to Heaven. He would have...he was after all a great person, in life as in death, what we call a mrityunjay👏. He got his hands on a couple of extended ears (akin to the ones in Harry Potter, useful for eavesdropping😆). Karna had in life never been able to be happy with his new-found brothers,😭 mother and extended family. Therefore, he is now keeping an eye and ear on what is happening after his demise.😳
There is not much to do in Heaven🥱🥱 and Duryodhan is also sitting with his friend with a cup of coffee, listening to the newest news of Kuru Kingdom.
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Yudhisthir is crying. He does precious few other things anyway.
Yudi: I wanna go to the jungle.
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At this point, Duryodhana leans in and asks karna""Dude, what is there in the jungle?😕 Why does he want to keep going there?"🤔
Karna shakes his head. He has no idea. None of his other brothers want to go either. He has a hunch now that Yudi was adopted.
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Draupadi: huh? Again? No no. Too many mosquitoes.
Yudi: Mosquitoes are okay. I'll find peace.😃
Dr: Okay go.😃
Yudi: pakka?😲
Dr: yeah. Your year will be spare👍🏼..I'll spend it with Arjun. Never have enough time with him.😭 We need some children😉 around here anyway. Everyone died.
Yudi: Oh no. You are biased towards Arjuna😡. I'll say this when you are about to die again, instead of picking you up.🤢
Dr: Well he won me. He is the world's greatest archer, 👏too kind sometimes towards his enemies, can sing and dance and act. Total entertainment package⭐️. Looks better too. You have a bald pate.
Yudi: No I don't.😲
Dr: like I don't know why you do not want to leave that crown even when you are about to sleep😆.
Karna and Duryodhana are by now rolling in laughter. Duryodhana has spilled some coffee.
Arjuna enters.
Ar: Hi y'all.(cool dude)😎
Dr: hey handsome!!😃
Ar: hey Dru, wanna go horse riding?🤗 Subbu and me are going.
Dr: ditch her nah!!😕
Ar: can't do that baby. I love her. You one year, she four years. I love her 4 times more than you.😛
Yudi: Dru, I'll take you?😳
Dr: Why aren't you going to the jungle?😕
Ar: umm...why?😕
Yudi: I'm sad. Everyone is dead.😭
Ar: well, kya kare. We have barely some more years to live as well might as well live it happily.😊
Draupadi and Arjun high five, and go out, Subhadra joins them. Bheem and Nakul-Sahadev have gone on a picnic.🥳
Yudi: I wanna go to the jungle.😭
Arjun, Dru and Subbu peep back and chorus: Go already!!!😡😡
Yudi: Oh I wanna go, but then Dharma does not allow me to.😒
Karna is sure he was adopted anyway. He smiles and puts off his extendable ears.😊
Disclaimer: Please do not start saying these people are Gods or whatever and I am joking about serious things. I dare say I am but I suppose I have as much right to post this as you have to read it. Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.😊