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Originally posted by: ChotaBheem

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess whathappened.

Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao


Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing "HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA...MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH...

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

Rajnikanth in IPL
Climax:
1ball, 23runs needed to win.
Bowler bowls,
Rajni hits.
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6's.
Chennai wins!
Yenna Rascala.!

Munna bhai: Are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, Letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit: Simple bhai, likhne ka Dear Sister... I Love You!! Tumhara Munna Bhai

Aamir's Mother asks Aamir - " Beta ye aajkal Bijli ka Bill itana zyada kyu aa raha hai?? "
Aamir replies - " Mai kabhi batlaata nahi... Par andhere se darta hu mai Ma !!! "