OK, here are responses to Jasunap's questions:
1. What is your biggest gripe about
adults??? (presuming you are one too...) That
they are too childish
2. you are at a pricey, classy joint for dinner...the kind that has long table
cloths that reach the floor...and in the middle of an exquisite bite of an
enchanting dessert...your leg gets pinched...you look down and you find someone
sitting there....what would you do??? (this question is to let you explore your
wild side ) If it's a
cool dude, of course, I'll quietly break off a piece of whatever it is that I
am eating, slowly slip it underneath the table and entice him to eat it off my
finger. If it's an ugly chappie or a female (you see, I don't presume from your
question that it must be a male), I'll quietly call the waiter and have him
deal with the intruder. But I really think it's a beggar boy, in which case I
will proudly announce to the rest of the party that I would like to feed a
hungry child and will offer him my dessert.
3. If you were a bird for a day....who would be the first person you would hunt
down to poo on??? pick someone from the IF Why, Caryn, of course. She was my twin in a previous birth,
so she will understand that Jassunap has dared me to do such a thing.
4. what is the one word that almost makes you laugh...or at least
smile... laughter
5. dus it bothr you whn sms lingo hs tkn o'er de world lke dis??? S, it realy dus.
6. what is the best excuse you can give...after you have given a
lousy kiss??? Sorry, I didn't want to do better
as I've just eaten garlic ;-)
7. does spiderman suck back the web etc.. that he spins after he uses
it??? Sorry, I don't watch spiderman.
8. these days everybody seems to be "smart and clever"
and "run of the mill" what in the world has happened to being
just "normal" and "run of the mill"??? Exactly. That's what I have been wondering too.
9. you have just been appointed a new pr chappie for pfizer. your
first assignment is to come with good line that will pull up (no pun intended)
the sales for Viagra....
(this question is because i thought some of your answers were very creative...)
I protest, I protest. I may be
creative but I am an innocent thing. I don't know what Viagra is … OK, I'l give a chance to Jasunap ...
Up above the world so high, a Viagra
a day will take you sky high
10. if you were a fortune cookie...what
would you tell
a. caryn. Wake up and open the window. It is a
beautiful morning. (This one is a Japanese fortune cookie; very zen-like and
meaningless.)
b. giri. You having many secret admirer and you
will be confusion. (Most fortunes are written by people who don't speak the
Queen's English.)
c. sue. You will soon get your wish of finding out
how a certain drunken character impregnated a certain actress.
d me. You will find yourself stranded on a
deserted island with a certain famous personality. See below * for clues.
e yourself. You will pretty soon be relieved of
the hot seat ;-)
And, here are answers to Jassunap's second set of questions
1.
do you think we are all
just pickles...trying to be preserved in the jar of life??? No, we are all genies dying to be released from the bottle of
life.
2. if you could just push a button and have your life..FF or rew or
pause....which would you pick and why??? (PLEASE NOTICE I HAVE NOT MENTIONED
PLAY) Rew to 18. To do all the naughty things my
mother forbade me from doing ;-)
3. are you a skeleton in someone else's cupboard??? have you answered this
question honestly??? I wish I were one … sigh …life's boring
4, idhu nijamave vetti question....would you swap one of your legs for an extra
arm??? Yes. I wouldn't mind an extra right arm so that I can type
with both hands while sipping coffee, for instance.
5. when you see so many natural disasters and so much suffering...do you think
god is just a mean kid with a magnifying glass??? Worse than that. I sometimes wonder whether he is just a
figment of our imagination. And, yet when things happen almost miraculously, my
agnosticism disappears.
6. if you and i were mind readers and tried to read each others mind at
the same time...would we end up reading our own minds??? Hey, I don't even know my own mind most of the time …
* Clue: his initials are not SS.
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