Our next MOTW is...........????? - Page 6

OK, here are responses to Jasunap's questions:

1. What is your biggest gripe about adults??? (presuming you are one too...) That they are too childish

2. you are at a pricey, classy joint for dinner...the kind that has long table cloths that reach the floor...and in the middle of an exquisite bite of an enchanting dessert...your leg gets pinched...you look down and you find someone sitting there....what would you do??? (this question is to let you explore your wild side ) If it's a cool dude, of course, I'll quietly break off a piece of whatever it is that I am eating, slowly slip it underneath the table and entice him to eat it off my finger. If it's an ugly chappie or a female (you see, I don't presume from your question that it must be a male), I'll quietly call the waiter and have him deal with the intruder. But I really think it's a beggar boy, in which case I will proudly announce to the rest of the party that I would like to feed a hungry child and will offer him my dessert.

3. If you were a bird for a day....who would be the first person you would hunt down to poo on??? pick someone from the IF Why, Caryn, of course. She was my twin in a previous birth, so she will understand that Jassunap has dared me to do such a thing.

4. what is the one word that almost makes you laugh...or at least smile... laughter

5. dus it bothr you whn sms lingo hs tkn o'er de world lke dis??? S, it realy dus.

6. what is the best excuse you can give...after you have given a lousy kiss??? Sorry, I didn't want to do better as I've just eaten garlic ;-)

7. does spiderman suck back the web etc.. that he spins after he uses it??? Sorry, I don't watch spiderman.

8. these days everybody seems to be "smart and clever" and "run of the mill" what in the world has happened to being just "normal" and "run of the mill"??? Exactly. That's what I have been wondering too.

9. you have just been appointed a new pr chappie for pfizer. your first assignment is to come with good line that will pull up (no pun intended) the sales for Viagra....
(this question is because i thought some of your answers were very creative...)

I protest, I protest. I may be creative but I am an innocent thing. I don't know what Viagra is … OK, I'l give a chance to Jasunap ...

Up above the world so high, a Viagra a day will take you sky high

10. if you were a fortune cookie...what would you tell

a. caryn. Wake up and open the window. It is a beautiful morning. (This one is a Japanese fortune cookie; very zen-like and meaningless.)

b. giri. You having many secret admirer and you will be confusion. (Most fortunes are written by people who don't speak the Queen's English.)

c. sue. You will soon get your wish of finding out how a certain drunken character impregnated a certain actress.

d me. You will find yourself stranded on a deserted island with a certain famous personality. See below * for clues.

e yourself. You will pretty soon be relieved of the hot seat ;-)

And, here are answers to Jassunap's second set of questions

1. do you think we are all just pickles...trying to be preserved in the jar of life??? No, we are all genies dying to be released from the bottle of life.

2. if you could just push a button and have your life..FF or rew or pause....which would you pick and why??? (PLEASE NOTICE I HAVE NOT MENTIONED PLAY) Rew to 18. To do all the naughty things my mother forbade me from doing ;-)

3. are you a skeleton in someone else's cupboard??? have you answered this question honestly??? I wish I were one … sigh …life's boring

4, idhu nijamave vetti question....would you swap one of your legs for an extra arm??? Yes. I wouldn't mind an extra right arm so that I can type with both hands while sipping coffee, for instance.

5. when you see so many natural disasters and so much suffering...do you think god is just a mean kid with a magnifying glass??? Worse than that. I sometimes wonder whether he is just a figment of our imagination. And, yet when things happen almost miraculously, my agnosticism disappears.

6. if you and i were mind readers and tried to read each others mind at the same time...would we end up reading our own minds??? Hey, I don't even know my own mind most of the time …

* Clue: his initials are not SS.

Giri, here are my captions:

I am a doctor you can trust; see, I have no skeletons in my cupboard.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let's aim for Giri's head
And seal her mouth with glue 😃

I'll make you huff and puff till you say enuf and ne'er again ask for me in the buff

So, that's how ghosts look? Like Giri?

Dear Meli, Caryn, Sue, Giri, Vani, Jasunap and everyone else who has participated in or read these pages

I was placed on the hot seat last Thursday. It's Wednesday today and I am dying for the end of this ordeal .... 😭

All the same, I have enjoyed answering your questions. Thanks for giving me this opportunity.

Cheers Bonheur 😃

gosh meli....bon has jumped of the grill herself.....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh not fair.....

Bon...how could you do that..????? I never expected that from you.......you are not done before I post the next victim.... 😡 😆

hehehe..just kidding dear 😆 😆 😆

It was a pleasure to grill you on the hot seat and thanks for answering our questions even though you had a busy schedule 😃

We got to know you better now😳

Bon!!! How could you? Ask the Bird to poo on me? 😆

Now you got more creative by closing the chapter. But it was nice friend. 👏

All the questions which I produced were Jazz's brainchild. 😉

Originally posted by: Caryn

Bon!!! How could you? Ask the Bird to poo on me? 😆

Now you got more creative by closing the chapter. But it was nice friend. 👏

All the questions which I produced were Jazz's brainchild. 😉

hey caryn...she wont ask the bird to poo on you....SHE WILL poo on you herself cos she is the bird!!!😆