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After finishing my college project i am lying on my bed relaxing for sometime. It takes me three days to complete it. god knows how people complete them in one day. even my stupid friend pari can easily complete projects in two day. May be i lack concentration or something like that may be. ok leave this geet and relax. i close my eyes and yawn. god i am feeling sleepy don't know why i sleep so much. i phone beep with new messages. i half heartily pat my hand every where on bed to get my phone. don't tell me to open my eyes, sorry i am too lazy to do so.
And whats the need to open my eyes, i can clearly hear the beep sound. i gonna tell you my ears are just awesome, they let me being lazy and work hard for me,that's why i always get my phone on right time. you must be thinking what is right time. right time is when other person work hard and in-stud of messages he/she tries to call. mind it i always pick up when you call and never trust on msgs or miss call as i always end up touching the cross sign. i pick my phone and wait for caller to speak.
boy shout - geet can you please pick up your damn phone
me sign - i did
boy - i message you and you have not checked it
me - hmm.. i will
boy yells - geet.. gets your ass out of bed
me in confusion - maan..
me with frown - maan?
me yells (now with eyes wide open) - maan!
boy - yes maan... or tumne ekta kapoor ke serial dekne shuru kerdiye hai kya jo uske serial ke tra teen teen bar repeat kerrhe ho..
maan imitating me - maan..maan...maan..
me - vo maan maan nhi.. kya? kya? kya? repeat kerte hai...
maan - ekta kapoor ke serial ke promotion kerne band ker..important baat kerte hai
i shout - mujhe nhi kerne tumse koye baat..or main ekta kapoor ke serial nhi dekte main tuo sirf...
maan - geet hui sabse parayi dekte hu..haina
me with big smile - yes
maan - pta nhi kya hai us serial main...etne saal band hone ke baad bhi ushe serial se chipke hai
i shout - oye mere serial ko kuch nhi kehna?
maan - oye? hain tere manners kaha gye
geet - manners gye tel lene..tu bas mere serail ko kuch nhi khega
maan - mujhe tuo geet hui sabse parayi se zada geet hui maan ke pasand hai...
geet hui maan ke..geet hui maan ke bounce in my brain and then i remember yesterday incident and shout.
me - shut up and with that said i cut the call and put my phone inside the pillow cover.
YESTERDAY EVENT
it was saturday and my college holiday. i woke up late like always and after my morning routine i picked up my laptop to check facebook notification and the first thing which i notice behene de anniversary of my favorite serial, that's it i open youtube and start watching video related to behene scene. There were so many video that i kept on watch them one by one. I was in mid of watching third video when i got call, without moving my eyes from screen i picked up the call. nobody answer i wait for caller to answer, then someone yells probably the caller "remove your headphone". i slapped my forehead "damn i totally forgot to remove them"
caller - geet
me - yes
caller - what are you doing
me - same thing
i said without removing my eyes because song does not scene matters.
caller - geettt
i sign - maan i love my awesome ears so its my responsibility to protect them.
maan - what..
may be he was confused..
me - why you call me?
maan - i am your boyfriend
i did not understand his tone so i ask
me - you are telling me or asking me or declaring it
maan - last one
me - good
maan - now stop your KBC and tell me what are you doing..
me - i..
maan - stop... first stop then tell me what are you doing
me - now you are playing KBC
maan stern voice - geet
me - ok..sorry.. i was watching video on youtube
maan - you complete your project?
me - aa..no..actually i will..
maan - forget it i know you will work only on last date
i defend myself and shout - i was working for two days so i am just relaxing for sometime..
maan - ok..i call to remind you that i am taking you on date on sunday... so complete your project before hand.
me - hmmm..
i response and again start searching for some more videos.
maan - geet ..can you plz tell me what is distracting you?
me - actually maan you know today is special day
maan - no i don't
me - maan..
maan - ok plz tell me why it is important
me - today is Behene de Anniversary.
i said with big smile..
maan - yeh konse anniversary hai?
me - maan
maan - acha hoge tere koye 'geet hui sabse parayi' ke anniversary...her month kye na koye anniversary aaj jati hai...
maan - tujhe hamari koye anniversary yaad nhi rehte bas serial ke yaad rekte hai.
maan - wase tujhe yaad tha?
babaji he know too much..nhi too too much
me - nhi...facebook ce pta chala
maan - thanks for conforming geet ji...mujhe complex feel horha tha..ab theek hai..agar tujhe geet hui sabse parayi ke anniversary yaad nhi rehte tuo main kya cheez hu.
me - tane marna band kro..ok.. jab facebook hai tuo zadkerne ke kya zrurat hai.
maan - yah mere jaan tere dimag bda chalta hai aaj kal...sea cod ke capsule lete ho kya...
i shout - maan
maan - ok..ok ..date ke liye ready rehna..bye
me - mujhe nhi jana date pe
maan - geet
now he was giving me warning
me - i mean i will go..but...but on one condition
maan - what?.. so for now on i have to follow your conditions to take you on date.
me - maan.. at least listen to me na
i said romantically...did it come out romantically... no i think its more like pleading but any way he will listen i know my man quite well..
maan - what is the condition
see aagya na line pe
maan - stop grinning tell me fast...i do not like wasting my time
i so wanted to yell " i am wasting your time" and then go on one more round of fighting on phone but then i think of my phone bill. i can't go on and on... babaji i have to pay bill from my own pocket money. i am already paying double the amount i used to pay when i was single. sign..single life was such a bless.
maan - geet
me - haa why are you shouting
maan - tell me your condition fast
me - i want to celebrate behene de anniversary
maan - tuo main kya kro
me - for now just shut up and listen
me - i going to send you video of behene de scene and you have to make the same scene happen in real life.
maan - kya?
me - maan you have car?
maan - yes
me - i have umbrella
maan - kya
me sign - maan in evening i am going to couching classes. you just come to pick me up and yes do not forget to watch video you will understand everything else..bye..
maan - ok ...bye
IN EVENING
As decided after my couching classes i went to bus stand. It was rainy day. the sky was podding heavily and thanks to my umbrella that i always carry in my bag, i was not wet. Many people were standing under the bus stand shed. some were waiting for bus and some were there just to enjoy the beautiful atmosphere. I put my umbrella back in bag after covering it with polythene and I pulled out my iPod and start listening to my favorite song of the day, Behene de. I keep the volume slow and started to enjoy the sweet melody of song and cold wind of rainy atmosphere. I looked up at the beautiful blue shade shy which was turning into darker shade of grey. The sky was pouring rain in romantic way; no thunder nothing scary but a beautiful nature to look at and cold breeze to feel. I was standing by the side pillar enjoying the feel of cold rain water falling on my hand.
Suddenly there was stretch sound of car. It was little away from me and because of the rain i could not make out the person coming out of it. I was seriously hoping it was maan. He was taking his own sweet time to come usually he never get late.
The person was moving toward me. As he come closer my lips stretch into sweet smile. God has grant my wish as if he was listening me all the time. The person is non other then my life man. He exists more in my life then in my dreams. His handsome face, this romantic atmosphere and this cheery on the top song give me a feeling of dream. God he look so damn good in this wet look. In my drooling session i never know when he come so close to me that i could his breath on my face and latter his lips on mine.
Then i smile; its dream, relax geet. Then tragedy of my life happen, he pulled me into rain and make me realize, its real. He kiss me in front of all. I stayed still in shock.
He hugged and i response eagerly. This was the only place i felt safe and cried my eyes out. I could feel he is laughing but i was left with only option that is to hug him and cry. i pulled out my earbuds and whisper " do you have any more condition?".
me - "hu?"
maan - conditions for taking you on date. I am ready for all.
i could tell he was teasing me.
me - this was not my condition.
i said still in hug. I was more relax after looking around. It was all dark and rain help in covering our act.
maan - i have to make it different... you see i do not like to copy.
me - hmm
i come out of hug and started to move toward car. Maan stop me.
maan - geet..
me - hmm
maan - happy behene de anniversary
"same to you" i said feeling annoying because of his act.
maan - and happy Rain Kiss Anniversary to us.
me - what?
maan - our first Rain Kiss Anniversary
me - shut up
maan - i make it easier for you to remember... from now own you could easily remember our Rain kiss anniversary thanks to your Facebook notification.
me - shut up
the end
P.s i have write this OS for behene de celebration...now adding it in my collection of one shots...do like and comment and i will update my perfect wife tomorrow...
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