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What's the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?

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Posted: 10 years ago
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The sperm has 1 in 50 million chance of becoming a human.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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No problem..


Sallu is enough for the entire humanity.
After all he is #BeingHuman.


On topic: Superbly coined! 👏
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Posted: 10 years ago
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two types of Lawyers.
ones who fight for justice

ones who fight for money

The Lawyers for the victim put up a good fight for 13 years.

Lets not blame good lawyers.


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Posted: 10 years ago
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😆 Shashi, he's never going to jail lol.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Star_girl

😆 Shashi, he's never going to jail lol.



Looks like I'll have to execute my vigilante SUV style justice.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hein? 😳

The sperm that becomes human is who later becomes ...a lawyer ..







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