George W. Bush: Either you are with AIB or against AIB. Because if you are with AIB, you are not against AIB. And that is why we must bomb Iraq.
Kanye West: Imma gonna let you finish. But Beyonce puts on the best show on earth. If IAIB has any respect for themselves, they will give their award to Beyonce.
Rega Jha: It is sad no matter who wins this debate, our Bollywood celebrities will always be hotter and AIB boys will always remain fat, ugly, dark and nerdy.
Barack Obama: You know what they say, seorita bade bade deshon mien
Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that man Karan Johar.
Julian Assange: We have confirmed leaks that Aamir Khan wrote all of the jokes.
Kim Jong Un: You know whats more destructive than a nuclear Bomb? Words. (music plays Firework in the background)
Brian Williams: I was there. I saw it. I was lucky to survive it.
Sarah Palin: I was shocked. Very shocked. They didn't call anyone Meeelf. You must not have hockey moms in India. I don't know. I can't see that far from my house.
Michelle Bachman: Instead of debating whether something was scientific or obscene, I like to look at it and see was that opinion pro America or anti America
Fat Amy: I could say something, but well sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not. Nothing you twig bitches wouldn't say behind Sonakshi or Arpita's back.
MS Dhoni: I think the boys played well and did their best. I think you will always has those days when you are out of form and nothing goes your way. The important thing to do is to learn from your mistakes, rebuild and look forward to the next game.
Virat Kohli: I want to give a special thanks to Ranveer Singh for my century against Pakistan.
Narendra Modi: Swacch bharat ka aarambh swacch vichaar aur swacch ucchar se hota hain. Desh ki pragati ke liye aise aswacch karyakram ko saaf kar dena chahiye.
Arvind Kejriwal: BJP hamesha ki tarah asli mudde se hat rahi hain. Dekho AIB roast dekhne ke liye aam aadmi ke pass high speed internet connection nahin hain. To sabse pehle hum aam aadmi ke liye internet connection ki vyvastha karenge, phir roast dekhne ki baat karte hain.
Rahul Gandhi: I am still very confused. How did the Ebola patient die of AIDS. Why is the government not quarantining Ranveer Singh for Ebola? We need to take these medical matters more seriously. I also don't understand why people are upset with Karan Johar's position. This is India. We are always expected to bow down at our elders feet. He was showing a mark of respect.
Maria Sharapova: Oh God, I just googled Sachin Tendulkar, now what is this AIB now?
Vladimir Putin: In my country we never have to waste time with pond scum like this. All such pesky problems just disappear.
Xi Jinping: Free speech needs to be nipped in the bud right away. Otherwise you will find yourself facing a Hong Kong crisis
Jenny McCarthy: It is all because they were vaccinated. If they were not vaccinated AIB would not be so retarded.
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