Treatment for Gunshot Wound and Post Surgery Care (Fun Post)

Treatment for Gunshot Wound and Post Surgery Care (Fun Post)

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Sahir after getting shot is brought to the hospital for immediate treatement.

DK: <hands over a form to weeping Arzoo>Mrs. SAC, you will have to sign this consent form ASAP

Arzoo:<Reads the form through her tears>Lekin doctor, ismein toh likha hai ki you are gonna perform brain surgery on Sahir.

DK:<Reassuringly>That is correct. See here madam, the police reported that Mr. SAC has been shot in the back and I see that the actual wound is in his heart with so much blood loss. The only way to stem the blood flow and bring him out of the danger is to perform brain surgery on him. So please sign this form pronto.

Arzoo signs the consent form with trembling hands and DK performs the surgery successfully.

Arzoo: Thank you so much doctor for saving Sahir. What precautions should I take when he is recuperating at home?

DK:<Smiling>That is a very good question. Thanks to his long hair, no one who looks at Mr. SAC will ever know that his brain has been recently operated. He may want to sleep in the bed however sleeping on the pool chair will lead to faster recovery for him. Just to make sure he does not sleep continuously at any point of time, please make sure you wake up screaming in the middle of the night so that he gets a chance to get up to console you. He may try to to kiss you. Remember, his brain is still fuzzy and we can't overwhelm his heart with sudden emotions so make sure you stop the kiss at the last moment by any excuse. He will be good as new in no time.

Arzoo: <With profuse thanks>Thanks very much doctor. I now know exactly how to take care of my husband and restore his health.