Kaveri Ka Kabaada..😆
Hello friends..
i am regularly posting jokes on Dheer, Kunjan, Tara, Samar and others, but did few on kaveri..its a hightime now..so here are fresh new jokes on Kaveri. I will be posting regularly on her. So have a good time and enjoy reading.
1)..Kooki Kaki and Kaveri are skydiving.
The Kooki Kaki jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
Kaveri finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"...😆😆
2)There were three people stranded on an island; Kooki Kaki, Ginni, and Kaveri. Kooki Kaki looked over the water to the mainland and estimated it was about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one Ginni, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. Ginni had a lot more endurance than the Kooki Kaki, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So Kaveri thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she turned round and swam back....😆😆
3)..Kaveri came running up to Samar in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
Samar said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
Kaveri stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to pharmacy and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!"...😆😆😆
4)..1st woman: Hi! My name is Tanya.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kaveri. How'd you die?
Tanya: I froze to death.
Kaveri: How horrible!
Tanya: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Kaveri: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Tanya: So, what happened?
Kaveri: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.
Tanya: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive...😆😆😆
I hope you must have enjoyed it..thanks to all of you..waiting for your comments..
God Bless You All.
Set_raj..
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