Jokes

Hey Guyz:

If u wana share some jokes with us just post them here. There is no special theme. Just put ur jokes here and make everyone laugh. 😆

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?

Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>

Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se barra hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna barra hai?

Samba: 2, 1 se 1 barra hai.

Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 barraa hai to 1, 1 se kitna barraa hai?

Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.



i wana share another thing. My uncle was taking some interview from a girl and he sked her a question. She was like how can i answer this question, my ucle got really scared he asked his employ that did i ask anything wrong, the employ said no then he asked the girl why? why cna't u answer the question she was like cuz its from grade 12 and i m in grade 13 right now, "who remebers the last year course sir". 😆
She was trying to be funny with my uncle.

ok here is another one.
A kid was playing near a river. His one shoe fell into the water, the kid say to his dad papa papa my shoe fell into the water dad says no worry beta we'll get another one. kid starts playing again and his other shoe falls in the water too. he calls his dad papa papa my other shoe also fell in the water Dad say no worry we'll get another one. After a while the kid start screaming dad dad dad, Mama fell into the water. dad says no worry beta we'll get another one 😆

we already have a topic where we can post jokes,, CC Creations: Siggy, Avis, Jokes etc...

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