PART 4-
(DIWALI SPECIAL 😛)
AT THE CHAWL-
Kamla was dusting the shelves since it was Diwali. Pakhya was doing what he best does..Seen nowhere 😛.. Kalpi was folding the clothes.. Vitthal was staring astounded at Kamla's beauty 😆. Neetu was admiring herself in the mirror. All of a sudden Manda Tai comes dancing in,"Kamla Tai.. Kamla Tai..."
Neetu (Irritated) : Wht the hell, Manda !! Dnt u ever have the descency to knock and ask MAY I COME IN ?
Manda : Oh Memsaahb !!! Tis is not a palace and you are no Marium Uz Zamaani to ask permission and come in.. This is a chalwli...
Neetu glares at her..
Kamla : What happened Manda ?
Kalpi (thinking) : Looks like Manda Tai and the cockroach got engaged to each other. May they live happily.. God !! Please shower ur blessings upon them and bless them with loads and loads of babyroaches 😆..
Manda : I am getting married..
Kalpi (Thinking) : Atlast !!! My thought has just come true..
Kamla : To whom, Manda ???
Neetu : Its a cockroach. She has an obsession for them
Kalpi (Thinking) : Neetu Aunty may be as foolish as her daughter, but she sure can be entertaining at times..
Manda signs for someone to come in and turns towards Kamla.. Pakhya comes in through the door..
Kamla : Nahi !! No... Vitthal.. Wht is this ??
Vitthal is staring dumbly at the wall.. Neetu's eyes are as wide as saucers..
Kalpi (Thinking) : Bro !!! Are u serious ?? U couldn't find any other woman ??? It has to be this cockroach lover ??
Manda : Kamla Tai.. He is one am going to marry..
Pakhhya (Screaming) : Woah !!!!!!!
Manda Tai turns back to see Pakhya there...
Manda Tai : Phutt Pakhya !!!!
She goes out and brings someone else inside. That someone resembled nothing less than a cockroach. With that cockroach outfit and those antenna like ears, that someone did resemble a cockroach..
Kamla (Screams) : Ahh !!! Caakroj !!!! Ahh... Caakrooj !!!
Neetu : Kamla !!! Wht's this caakroj ??
Kamla : Meemsaahb !!! The insects that can be found in corners of the room and..
Kalpi (Frowning) : Brainless mother of mine.. Its cockroach.. Not caakroj...
Neetu : Kamla... Its cockroach.. Not Caa.. What was that ?? Yeah.. Whatever u said..
Kamla : Haan.. Vohi Vohi..
Kalpi : Manda Tai.. Who is he ?
Manda ; He is the one I am going to marry.. You guys were teasing na.. Ki I'll marry an insect.. See.. Am marrying a human..
Kalpi (Hits the wall wid wide eyes and thinks) : Woah !!!! This guy looks no less than a cockroach.. If at all there is a choice, I would hav chosen the cockroach..
Kamla : Congratulations Manda...
Manda Tai : Thankoo Kamla Tai.. Manda will call everyone to the wedding..
AT THE SINGHANIA MANSION..
Raghav and Gauri are in the living room discussing about what to do for Diwali.. Oinkers comes down and sits at the breakfast table admiring her nails..
Gauri sees her and whispers to her son..
Gauri : The chawl's piggy beauty has come..
Raghav (Confused expression) : What ??
Gauri : Did't I tell u ?
Raghav : Tell me what ?
Gauri : Apparantly the chawl's pig owner told this girl that she is as beautiful as his daughters..
Hearing this Raghav burst out laughing. The paper in which he was listing down items and gifts fell off his hand and her fell down laughing along with his mother.. Oinkers noticed this..
Oinkers (thinking) : Awww.. Raghav knew I was in a bad mood today... He knows I love his laugh. Tht's y he is making me smile by laughing.. He does love me but is now starting to realize it.. Now see Raghav.. I'll smile and make u smile..
She made her way down to the living room and both Raghav and Gauri went quiet.. Oinkers sat opposite Raghav.. Raghav went back to listing what his mother told.. Oinkers cleared her throat to get Raghav's attention..
Oinkers : Ahem Ahem !!!
Gauri and Raghav both lookes at him.. Oinkers turned away from them. They both went back to their work..
Oinkers : Ahem Ahem !!!
Gauri : Straight up, left and the first door...
Oinkers : What ??
Gauri : Since u were clearing ur throat, I thought u had a cramp in ur throat.. So I thought u needed some medicine..
Oinkers : Am fine..
Gauri : Fine !!!!
After a few minutes..
Oinkers : Ahem Ahem Ahem !!!!!
Gauri (Irritated) : Listen Girl !!! If u keep saying AHEM AHEM AHEM , I dnt think J.K. Rowling would want to cast u in her upcoming book about Dolores Umbridge. So quit the shit up and sit quietly..
Oinkers sits quietly.. After a few minutes, Raghav looks at Oinkers.. Oinlers takes this as a perfect opportunity to give him her so called beautiful smile and smiles showing all her teeth..
Raghav (Screams) : Ahhh !!! Mummy !!!
Gauri : What happened, Raghav ??
Raghav points to Oinkers who still had the smile on...Gauri looks at Oinkers and cringes..
Gauri (thinking) : This girl will never know the meaning of SHUT UP.. I will have to give her some job else she'll either keep clearing her throat like Umbridge or smile like a Banshee..
Gauri : Pakhi... Help us with the invitation list, will you ?
Oinkers is happy that she is being asked to help. She happily agrees.. As they make the list, Oinkers says..
Oinkers : Raghav !!!! You forgot Kamla Maa's name... Hw can you ???
Raghav notices that he indeed forgot to add Kamla Maa's name.. His eyes go wide..
Oinkers : Dnt worry.. I'll call Kamla Maa.. She'll surely come...
Raghav deciding that this was the best opportunity to meet Kalpi and ahve some RENDEVOUZ time with her offered..
Raghav : I'll come too...
Oinkers (In mind) : Aww Raghav.. U're too romantic today.. U want to spend time with me and hence u want to come with me.. How sweet..
Raghav (thinking) : Kalpi !!! Since this is ur first Diwali post our wedding, I want to invite u myself.. And then ofcourse, u have to give me what was incomplete in my dream 😉
Gauri (Understanding what Raghav wants) : Ok then.. U both can go and invite them for the party tomorrow...
Ok.. So Part 4 completed.. And I have DIWALI surprises for all of you 😉 in the next two chapters.. But for that, you will have to wait until the next update 😛.. And as a DIWALI gift for me, drop in ur LIKES and COMMENTS...
PARODY TIME 😃
Oinkers : I know am the heroine of the story..
Gauri : U think too much..
Oinkers : I am an avid thinker (Flashes a grin that was supposed to make Raghav drool)
Me and Gauri are rolling our eyes..
Kalpi : Pakhi.. Stop making them roll their eyes and laugh.. This is a RagNa story..
I start backing away from the view..
Oinkers : What ??? No.. This is a RaKhi story..
Kalpi : No.. Its a RagNa story... Ask Veera.
Oinkers : Ok.. Let's ask Veera..
Both turn back to find me but am gone POOF !!!
Kalpi and Oinkers : VEERA !!! 😡 😡 😡 😡
They chase after me while am running...
Me : Puff puff.. Guys.. Please review.. Am busy right now to build up a paragraph asking u to review.. So please review while I escape the Angel and the Devil.. BYE...
Gauri is laughing at the scene that just happened..
Gauri : Since Veera is too busy running away from the Beauty and the Beast, am asking on her behalf to review for her.. Do review for darling Veera.. She is a darling and will surely not upset u guys.. Am telling u.. U upset Veera, U upset Raghav.. So do review for her.. 😳
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Arjun
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