A Tale Of Romance And Parody : SS (Part 4 on Page 6) 28/10 - Page 3

Raghav started to drive and the rest of the journey went in silence. Both of them couldn't take their minds off from what just happened. They reached the chawl and the rain had stopped. Kalpi got down, smiled at Raghav and was about to go when Raghav caught her hands.

Kalpi : Raghav !!! What ?? Leave my hand.

Raghav : One kiss ??? 😳

Kalpi : Raghav !!! No.. If Aayi ya Baba come na, a big disaster would take place.

Raghav (Pouts) : Only one kiss? I promise I'll be a good boy and take my medicines on time 😳

Kalpi found Raghav's tone too adorable. She couldn't say NO. So she pecked him on the cheek and walked away.. Raghav sat rooted to the spot grinning like a fool 😆.. Suddenly his phone rang. It was his mother.

Gauri : Raghav !! Where are you ?

Raghav : At the chawl..

Gauri (Smirking but in a serious tone) : What ??

Raghav : N.. Noo... Nothing Mom.. Am coming home..

Gauri smiled mischievously.. She knew her son was with Kalpi and she was very happy about it.. She went to her husband's photo and said,"Look Shekar.. Your son is just like you.. Each and every bit.. Just Like You.." 😆 She scrunched her face and wondered,"Where is my fake plastic faced DIL ?" 🤣 ... 🐷 was still busy in admiring her nails. She thought,"How beautiful I am... Even the chawl's pig owner says I am very beautiful.. 🤣

Gauri entered the room.

Gauri : What are you doing ?

Oinkers : Sorry Mom..

Gauri : Mom ??? Exactly how many mothers do you have ?

Oinkers : But am Raghav's wife so you become my mom na ?

Gauri : Listen girl.. I am not Kamla to adopt a herd of cows.. 🤣

Oinkers (Not getting the meaning) : Oh.. Tht's great.. BTW, how do I look ? Pata hai, the pig owner in Kamla Maa's chawl says tht I look as beautiful as his kids. I know, for him, his kids are the most beautiful...

Gauri burst out laughing.. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 .. Oinkers thiought,"She is just trying to hide her jealousy by laughing because I am the most beautiful girl in this whole world. Kamla Maa and the chawl's pig owner said that.." Oinkers went out of the room leaving a laughing Gauri behind.. Gauri was still laughing.. She held her stomach in cheerful pain and tried to stop her laughing..

Gauri : Chawl... Chawl's pi.. pig...pig.. Owner !!! Buhahaha... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Poor thing doesen't know that the pig owner meant his pigs as his kids 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣.. The enemy she may be, but she sure knows how to make a fool outta herself 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Meanwhile, Raghav reached his house in the same dazzle state. He was so aroused that he wanted to kiss Kalpi then and there... Oinkers came jumping there with a face heavily loaded with pancake of makeup. She jumped in front of him with a mask on and said,"Boo !!!"

Raghav : Oh Hi Bhootni !!! Nice face huh !!! 😆

He punched Oinkers slightly on the shoulders and started walking... Oinkers removed the mask and went and stood infront of him..

Raghav : Ahhh !!! Bhootni... Shaitaan.. Darinda !! Mumma !!!!! Mummy !!! Darinda.. Darindi Kaheeki !!! Mummy !!!!

Gauri came running to watch what was going on.. She knew then reason why Raghav was shouting.. Well.. Her fake Plastic-faced DIL was scaring him to no-ends with her pancaked makeup. She urged Raghav inside and went along with him leaving Oinkers alone..

Oinkers : Mr. Aashiq sure knows how to play games with me. He always makes sure kii there is no Nazar Lagaaing over my beautiful face. The chawl's Pig uncle was right. I am as beautiful as his daughters.

Rest toh was awesome!!! Luv my RagNa!!! n u too pouty princess!

Kalpi reached home in a dazzed mood. Her mind was still on the peck she gave Raghav and Raghav's adorableness at asking for a kiss.

Kamla : Kalpi.. What are you doing ?

Kalpi : Nothing Aai..

Kamla : Y r u so late ?

Kalpi : I got stuck in traffic. So couldn't come early. Sorry..

Kamla : Its ok.. Change and come to eat..

Kalpi goes to change and Vitthal comes there.. He is astounded to see Kamla's beauty 😆..

Vitthal : Kamla.. You look so beautiful..

Kamla (Giggles) : Hehehe.. Thanx Vitthal..

Kamla (In Mind) : I know u stupid hubby, that I am beautiful. Infact am the most beautiful Bai in this entire country and even abroad.. No one can beat me.. 😆

Neetu comes out of the washroom and Viithal looks disgustingly at her. Neetu arranges her hair with her hand and smiles at herself..She goes out after asking Kamla to call her when dinner is ready..

Vitthal : I'll kick her out of the house now.

Kamla : Vitthal.. No.. They are our guests. You cnt kick them..

Vitthal : This is my house.. I will kick them..

Kamla : Please.. For me..

Vitthal melts into it and gives in..

Vitthal : Ok... They can stay here..

Kamla (In Mind) : Hah !!!! I always have him under my control.. This is bound to happen when someone as butiphul as me is here... I always have him under my pallu

Kamla : Thankoo haan Vitthal..

Meanwhile, Raghav is on bed with a woman beneath him. She is moaning from underneath him. Raghav applies all his weight on then woman and she moans into his ear. Raghav is too aroused due to that moan that he starts to trail kisses down from her forehead to her neck, then her collar-bone, her breasta and her stomach. He comes back up again and captures her sensuous lips in a hot passionate kiss. He gets rid of their clothes and throws them somewhere in the room.. The woman says,"Raghav !!! I need you..." Raghav is only too arised that he gives in... He enters into her and the woman cries,"Raghav !!!!!"

Raghav wakes up in his bed sweating and panting.. He saw his mother hovering above him looking at him as if he had grown two heads 😆..

Raghav : Mom !! What are you doing here ?

Gauri : Son of mine !!! I heard u murmering and moaning to urself as I was passing ur room so I thought I would check up on you.. I tried to wake you up but u didn't.. So I screamed.

Raghav ; Y did u scream ???

Gauri : What do u mean Why did u scream ? U were moaning in ur sleep !!!!

Raghav : So be it.. Y did u wake me up ?? (Throwing a childish fit)

Gauri : Ok ok.. Go back to sleep anjd try dreaming the same dream again.. Maybe u'll get it again..

Gauri left and Raghav was left..

Raghav : Why do u make me go so mad and insane, Kalpi ?? I need you.. I need you right now.. Here... I want to complete my dream with you...

Meanwhile Kalpi was standing out and watching the stars. She saw Manda Tai manhandling a cockroach..

Kalpi : How odd can Manda Tai ever get ?? First it was her husband, next it was some rich guy she worked for and now a cockroach.. Wow Manda Tai.. Way to go !!! Hope u find love atleast with this one.. And I do hope u both get loads and loads of babies soon. Well, by the looks of it, Soon will be Very Soon 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 But the doubt is whether it is you that will be giving birth or the cockroach... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

She gets a call on her mobile. It was Raghav. Kalpi wondered why was he calling her this moment..

Kalpi : Hello Raghav... Y did u call me now ?

Raghav : You are my wife. So I have the right to call you..

Kalpi : I am not ur wife yet.. Am fully not ur wife yet..

Raghav (mischeivously) : Yes.. We didn't spend a night in the bed na ?? Dnt worry.. It will be done soon 😉

Kalpi (Blushing) : Shut up Raghav... Dnt u think abt anything else other than that ?

Raghav : Oh yeah.. I was watchinjg Discovery Channel yesterday.. It was an amazing program..

Kalpi : Ooohhh !!!! What was it ???

Raghav : They showed how animal babies were made.. Full one hour program.. It was amazing..

Kalpi (Sighing) : You are impossible.. Bye...

Raghav : Wait Wait Wait !!!

Kalpi : What ??

Raghav (Whining Voice) : Where is my Good-Night kiss ??

Kalpi (Smiling) : I gave you one just some few hours before..

Raghav (Complaining Voice) : But that was for leaving ur hand.. Tis is a Good-Night kiss..

Kalpi : No Raghav.. Go to sleep..

Raghav (Pouty Voice) : Please... Just one kiss.. I promise I'll go to sleep like a good kid..

Kalpi (Laughing at his adorableness) : Ok.. Here you go.. MUWAAAHHH !!!!!!

Raghav : Now I can sleep peacefully.. Gud Night Darling Wife..

Kalpi : Good Night My Dearest Husband...

Raghav kept phone and looked up at the ceiling with a goofy smile on his face..

Raghav : Now I can happily make up my dream with this kiss...