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As I typed todays post, I got the news that Ashish won JDJ7.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
If you ever read this, know that we have rooted, voted, screamed, chanted, swooned, and left our families bhooka nanga cheering for you!!
Jo Jeeta Wahi Sikander - because your hard work, dedication and steadfastness brought the victory to your door step.
Aapkay astrologer ne nahi bathaya ki appka Guru ucch sthan pe hai aur kala ki vividh pratiyogithaon mein apki vijay sunishchith hai!! Is liye athi sheeghra agli shrinkhla mein apni abhinay gunvattha ka pradarshan kar apne prashansakon ka man prasann kijiye!!
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The Myra Rudra Shaadi referendum lead up is getting more complicated than the Scottish Independence Referendum.
No Voters Count = 1 (Rohit)
Yes Voters Count = Rest of the World - 1
In the face of such strong show, no force of English charms or Earl Grey Breakfast tea can stop Myra from running away and marrying Rudra. It was a bit of Chandni ending, dont you think?
Rohit is desperate because the NRIShaadi.com site rejected his application on grounds of "Too Eager to Marry" and he did not pass the Rudrasque Exam that every online matrimonial column now tests its applicants on.
What is Rudrasque test? Here are a few sample questions
Q. Do you have Moonch? If yes, how long?
Q. Do you have rock hard abs and muscles?
Q. Do you Jhalak Dikhlaja of your naked torse? If yes, how many times a day can you go BinaShirt?
Q. Can you marry one of a twin or a doppelganger or a look-alike of your ex and still be happy?
Q. Can you consumashuns on itchy, bug-infested cow sheds?
Q. Can you down a bottle of rum and still smell like roses?
Q. Do you have Pantene Pro V hair?
Q. Are you bigger than Thakur's 2.38 inches? (ha ha ha you almost forgot that one, didnt ya!)
Q. Finally, can you pull an 18 wheeler truck by tying it to your Moonch?
Given my consumashuns neurons are very very unsatisfied, can we extend RR for a week and give us full blown honeymoon episodes?
I am crying bucket of tears here, watching the two leads emote and my head is swirling with the chants of Ashish Sanaya Ashish Sanaya. Sending email to my coworker named Ashish, I typed ashish30sharma in the TO address.
Instead of typing www.twitter.com to see if ashish has won, i typed www.ashish30sharma.com.
My boss asks me for Statistics on a report I prepared and I send him Sanayastics, including 36-24-36 as my conclusion.
My friend Somya called to invite me over for dinner and I responded, yes Sanaya I will be there for dinner.
Mharo Bheja fry hovay se. Please koi mujhe bachao. I have not cried this much for a show or for a screen couple. To tell you the truth, I haven't gotten my fill of Sanish - the two beautiful actors.
I can't praise the ensemble cast enough either. Mythili won over my heart with her portrayal of a woman who wants to claim her right to motherhood. the Clean Ganga by-product Kaki is also lovable and most importantly, Sumer is a hidden talent who will do very well in future.
One more day. And I can safely bury all those FF ideas that were germinating in my head. RIP
Anupamaa
