Treatment for Barkha (Fun post)

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hi Everyone 😊

The forum is not very active, so I thought of a fun post on how to make Barkha come to her senses. Since most of us feel that she needs to see a doctor and get treatment , here are some methods to improve her thinking and attitude . You are all welcome to add yours 😛

1. Nani... please take your daughter along with you during beauty parlour visit. She needs a scalp massage ...preferebly with Navaratna tel. Hamesha bheja hot hot rehti hai.😡 Usko thanda karna bahut zaroori hai.

2. Barkha, Stop drinking Appy fizz 24x7. Even we are bored of watching it.🤢 Try fruit juices and smoothies instead to improve brain functioning. 😛

3. Go for an eyewash. Hopefully those blinders will come off from your gol gol aankhen and you can see the pain on Nikhil's face .🤔

4. Next is dewaxing ear. All advice , request, threat from family members fall on deaf ears.Yesterday it was the height when Kabir spoke of Laajo's weakness and you pretended not to hear it.😲

5. Attend a course on 'Bursting Inflated ego ' Take Inder along as you will feel light headed after the course and may need his support to walk.

Barkha... if you are too busy and have no time for the above, visit GD forum 😉 We are all waiting here to give you the cheap and best treatment😃 'Thappad ke baarish'

followed by lectures on parenting , basic manners , how to respect woman ( though you are one, you have zero knowledge about it ) tips to handle cheque book etc etc...


P.S. This is only a fun post and not bashing the character.

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hi ! ak,
I don't think Barkha is listening !! She has become deaf, blind ...but not dumb!!!( after hearing her scream!!)😆 She is on her way to doom so why worry😆 with Kabir at the helm...you can be sure of it!! what say!!😉 Well of all your treatments the last one seems tempting " Thappad therapy"!!😆 Gosh ! I don't think I can see her reform even after that...so lets leave it at that!!
If you ask me one more treatment I would say change her wardrobe ...from all those checkered chessboard sarees to something with pastel shades... I think her sarees give her ideas to use people like chess pawns!!...So "Na rahegi Chessy Saaree Na Bhadkegi Barkha"!!!🤣
I know I am giving wired treatments...what to do I just cant bear her!!🤢
By the way nice post and innovative ideas!!🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: varshitap

Hi ! ak,

I don't think Barkha is listening !! She has become deaf, blind ...but not dumb!!!( after hearing her scream!!)😆 She is on her way to doom so why worry😆 with Kabir at the helm...you can be sure of it!! what say!!😉 Well of all your treatments the last one seems tempting " Thappad therapy"!!😆 Gosh ! I don't think I can see her reform even after that...so lets leave it at that!!
If you ask me one more treatment I would say change her wardrobe ...from all those checkered chessboard sarees to something with pastel shades... I think her sarees give her ideas to use people like chess pawns!!...So "Na rahegi Chessy Saaree Na Bhadkegi Barkha"!!!🤣
I know I am giving wired treatments...what to do I just cant bear her!!🤢
By the way nice post and innovative ideas!!🤣

Varsha you are bak.😃.i was busy last week n this week n ice post👏😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: ak75


Hi Everyone 😊

The forum is not very active, so I thought of a fun post on how to make Barkha come to her senses. Since most of us feel that she needs to see a doctor and get treatment , here are some methods to improve her thinking and attitude . You are all welcome to add yours 😛

1. Nani... please take your daughter along with you during beauty parlour visit. She needs a scalp massage ...preferebly with Navaratna tel. Hamesha bheja hot hot rehti hai.😡 Usko thanda karna bahut zaroori hai.

2. Barkha, Stop drinking Appy fizz 24x7. Even we are bored of watching it.🤢 Try fruit juices and smoothies instead to improve brain functioning. 😛

3. Go for an eyewash. Hopefully those blinders will come off from your gol gol aankhen and you can see the pain on Nikhil's face .🤔

4. Next is dewaxing ear. All advice , request, threat from family members fall on deaf ears.Yesterday it was the height when Kabir spoke of Laajo's weakness and you pretended not to hear it.😲

5. Attend a course on 'Bursting Inflated ego ' Take Inder along as you will feel light headed after the course and may need his support to walk.

Barkha... if you are too busy and have no time for the above, visit GD forum 😉 We are all waiting here to give you the cheap and best treatment😃 'Thappad ke baarish'

followed by lectures on parenting , basic manners , how to respect woman ( though you are one, you have zero knowledge about it ) tips to handle cheque book etc etc...


P.S. This is only a fun post and not bashing the character.

AK 👏😆🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Thanks for liking the post...Tulasi and Varshita . Call me Anu 😊
Varshita...this one is too good 🤣 🤣So "Na rahegi Chessy Saaree Na Bhadkegi Barkha"!!!

The scream was hillarious. Sherni Barkha becomes a chuha in front of star bahu Laajo 😆



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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hi Anu,you made my day.My ipad and Barkha need def need some tuning .when Inder will find out lets see what he will do! LOL!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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seriously yaar... such a wonderful topic, I am having a bad day and so is Nikhil babamy poor nik
I think best therapy wil be thapad therapy though it will be more for audience health and barkha's ...😆
but I like this checker saaree slogan ...it might do the trick
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hey Anu Great Post..Loved all the therapy you listed 😆. And thappad was the best.

and yes she defiantly she needs a wardrobe change even i am sick of her checks blouse and same goes to Anjali she had beautiful saris but no matching blouse.

She needs a tit for tat therapy if they cant change her wardrobe then give her also a wardrobe malfunction therapy.. so she will understand how does it feels.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Nice post Anu

I liked all your therapies, Barkha needs shock treatment, they should send her to the mental asylum ASAP
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: paljay

Nice post Anu


I liked all your therapies, Barkha needs shock treatment, they should send her to the mental asylum ASAP


🤣 Now Barkha must visit GD IF..

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