Baaraatis CC #25 (Link to Thread 26-Pg 150)

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The Baaraatis Silver Jubilee Thread














"So. She came back after all."



"She had to, Arnav."



"Had to?"



"Yes. How could she resist the lure of the silver jubilee thread?"



"Hmm. Was that all it was?"



"She was over the moon that the Baaraatis are still going strong! And she was incredibly touched by the fact that someone would make a thread for her birthday and post these awesome messages for her, even when she isn't active here anymore."



"A Birthday thread? Impressive."



"Yes! It was spectacular. With all these HP banners, Gifs and parodies, flowers and cakes and heartfelt wishes..."



"And that brought her back to stay?"



"I wish. But no, her asli duniya is still relentless as always."



"What has she been doing all these days?"



"She's just been trying to keep up with everything that's going on in her life. But I know for a fact that she misses this place...she misses all the fun and laughter and spa...I mean, multiple , random comments. She thinks about it all the time, you know."



"And you? What do you think about all the time, Khushi Arnav Raizada?"



"You know the answer to that, Mr. Raizada."



"Maybe I do...or maybe I don't. Why don't you remind me?"



"Really? Okay, let's see...I think about my lab. And then there's Advay, and our little girl. And I think about Amma and Di and Sheetal, and sometimes about Payal and...what are you doing?!"



"What does it look like? I'm reminding you of what you should be thinking about. At all times."



"Arnav! You can't kiss me here!"



"Why not?"



"We're in your glass fronted office, for Gods' sake! Everyone can see us! And get your hands off my..."



"I don't care . When have I ever bothered with what people will think? You're my wife, and I have every right to kiss you and touch your breasts here, or anywhere else that catches my fancy."


"Arnav Singh Raizada! You are shameless!"



"And this is news to you, after all these years?"



"I know. I shouldn't really be surprised. After all, you are the man who kissed me before all of Paris on the Eiffel Tower. And the one who embarrassed me to no end when I had to stumble out of that elevator in that hotel in Singapore with my hair all mussed and my dress in no state to face that group of investors!"



"Good times. And then there was the time when we made use of the bathroom in Di's house..."



"Stop smirking! And how can I ever forget? Sheetal saw us and that bird wouldn't stop talking about it for days!"



"That's the way it should be, Khushi. You should never be able to forget. You should feel my lips on yours, even when I am not there with you. You just feel my body in yours, even when we're miles apart."



"Oh God, Arnav...stop! You can't take off my clothes in here! Stop stripping me in the office!"



"Stripping? Interesting choice of words, there, Mrs.Raizada."



"If you will stop for just one second, I'll tell you why I chose that!"



"So why did you?"



"Because...that's part of the reason why she has returned to the forum today."



"It is? I thought it was because of the Baaraatis and the Birthday thread?"



"Those were factors too. But there was another promise that she wanted to honor. She had said once that she would temporarily return if...if someone did something."



"What?"



"Yes. And if you want to know more, you should read the next post here..."



"Maybe I will. But first, let's get you out of this dress..."



"Arnav!"






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With loads of love and best wishes,


Juhi.







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Posted: 11 years ago
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I glance up from my laptop at the sound of the door opening, easily recognizing the soft padding of my wife's feet.



She rubs her forehead in exhaustion, smiling tiredly at me.



"Kids asleep?"



"Yeah, he wanted to read the littlest Harry Potter, and threw a fit when I said that it was time for him to go to bed."



I snigger at her position, knowing that I just slipped out of mediating yet another argument between them because of my proposal that's due.



She glares at me as she walks into the bathroom, pulling her hair up into a messy bun. I know I look like a sop right now, with my rapidly softening eyes as I watch her patter around our room carelessly.



She closes the bathroom door, and I can hear the shower turning on. I know her skin will be flushed with the heat of the water, and I can't stop the images that flood into my brain. The gentle, wet tendrils that brush her exposed neck, and the soapy lather that she's rubbing up her legs.



I'm about to get up and open the door to interrupt her right then, but I'm startled into laughter when I hear the out of tune, loud singing that echoes out. I shake my head, realizing that some things never change.



She turns the water off before I can join her in the shower, singing and all, and the door swings open.



I trace her face with my eyes, almost jealous of the wet curls sticking to her neck. Her skin is absolutely radiant, and she's wearing a worn t-shirt that she's clearly stolen from me. Her bare legs peek out from underneath, the t-shirt riding up as she tiptoes towards the bed.



"You do know that you're wearing my shirt, right?"



She grins impishly, tossing me a wink as she slides underneath the covers, grabbing a book from the side table.



"Your shirt? Sweetheart, this is my shirt now."



"You owe me a shirt. This is why I'm always left with the holey ones."



"It's not like you wear them anyway. Most of the time, you're not even-"



She trails off, blushing profusely when she realizes her train of thought is about to be revealed to me. I grin wickedly, reaching for the book in her hands just as she's about to open it.



"Hey! I'm reading that!"



I'm about to toss the book into a random corner as my hands slide up to the hem of her t-shirt to pull it off, when she snatches the book back roughly, giving me a reproachful look.



"Not until after I finish reading."



"Seriously?!"



"She's a good friend, okay? She just got publish-"



"Oh my god. I knew fanfiction would somehow get in the way of-"



"Hey now, don't forget that you were the one who helped me test that... scene. And if you continue pouting like your children in the room two doors down, you're never helping me test again."



I roll my eyes, sinking against my pillow, disdainful and lonely. I sneak a peek out of the corner of my eye, wanting to see just what has my wife giggling yet again.



Stripped by Chokri_ASR



I continue typing on my laptop, glancing at the book in her hands strictly more than I should be. My curiosity overwhelms me when she slips out of the room to use the restroom, and I quickly grab it as soon as she leaves.


Central Park

New York


"Almost there...a few more minutes Khushi, you can do it..."


I keep chanting this mantra to push myself to finish my run around Central Park. There's nothing like a run in the morning to get me energized for the day.


5 miles in 45 minutes! Not bad, I think to myself as I complete my run and look at the reading on my pedometer. I decide to buy a bottle of water from the food cart near one of the many fountains in the park, and then walk over to a bench so I can catch my breath.


Moving to the city little over a week ago from Delhi, this is the place I have discovered to come and get away from the craziness...an oasis inside the concrete jungle of New York City. It is a beautiful, serene place. Nothing you would expect in the midst of all the tall skyscrapers that are outside this park. Luckily I was able to find an apartment a couple of blocks away to enjoy this whenever I find the time.


One of the best parts of being in a city away from everyone you know is you can truly be yourself. It wasn't easy leaving my job and family behind but I really needed some time to myself to figure out what I wanted from life.


What's next for me?



I look up guiltily when she walks back into the room, expecting to encounter the same horrified reaction she had to my discovery of her erotic fanfiction.



Instead, I glimpse the beginnings of a smug smirk, and I grit my teeth. She's grinning like the Chesire cat, completely satisfied with herself.



"Good book?"



"It's... Okay."



"Okay? You looked very guilty."



"Give me the book back so I can finish, and give you an actual verdict."



She snatches it out of my hands, placing it neatly on the desk as she tugs off her shirt and leans over me.



"What do you say we... test that title out?"



She sits down in my lap, reaching around herself to drop the red, lacy bra onto the bed.



I've never loved the title of a book more.




Coming soon, to a laptop screen near you.


(only after our husband posts his review, of course. But first, he has to... test it out, doesn't he?)


As always, keep it classy, keep it kind, and party on Baaraatis!


Edited by chotidesi - 11 years ago
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First of all it is midnight in New York so...Wishing you a very Happy wala Birthday Juhi!!! Hope all your wishes come true my dear friend!!!




What a AWESOME way to kick off the 25th Thread...having a glimpse of Shaadi wala Arnav and Khushi! This is what we have been missing...the magic of our writerji!!! So thank you for coming back to kick off this Thread and for living up to your word, I am so so so so happy. Realize it's your birthday but why do I feel like it's mine?!?!...I Think Love You, Always...Hamesha!!!



Choti...your post and the banner...PERFECT...what more can I ask for!!!! I have always loved how you told your stories and then to see this...makes me so happy...Thank you and I love you Damnit!!!



My Fellow Baaraatis, Bees...wow CONGRATULATIONS are in order for buzzing our way through 25 Threads...AMAZING!!! You ladies are the best and this place...can't tell you how happy it makes me when I am here!!! Love you all!!!





And yes it is true...I will be posting my first story on IF called "Stripped" tomorrow so am hoping to see you all there! Hope you liked the preview that Choti so graciously included in her post...looking forward to your feedback!


Well ladies...let's party it up...so much to celebrate!!!



Edited by Chokri_ASR - 11 years ago
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Wishing you all the happiness in the world...


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Khushi.. will you stop with this dancing routine all the time...


Can't Arnavji... I am so so very happy...


Your happiness combined with dancing means only one thing... So what happened with your bees today...


Arnavji... you simply won't believe if I tell you...


First tell... then we will see...


...Juhiji opened our 25th thread today... it is also her birthday... I am so happy and excited I wanted to go make some jalebi... oh... I can't... If I move from here I will loose all the excitement in this thread... Arnavji can you make me some jalebi like you did on your birthday...


...What the... Khushi... first and foremost what I made for you on my birthday is NOT and I repeat NOT jalebi... Naani and Di is still trying to find a new name for that food item and also get it patented and banned...


It is not that bad Arnavji...


Yes it is... it is as bad as Re Re or Asha's cooking... they are the only 2 who has so far fessed up that they cannot cook to save their lives... Isn't that what you told me???


We will come back to that later... but what an opener from Juhiji...


I cannot understand her... she fessed up that she will not write anymore about us and leave us in peace...


Don't be like that Arnavji... these bees are starved to know about us and only Juhiji can bring about this spell with her Magic wand called her keyboard... and she did that on her birthday... that is beyond sweet.. i mean sweeter that jalebi of her...


I simply don't understand you guys... looks like all this excitement and you will also start writing and have our lives screened to all and sundry... running a business empire is not this exhausting as keeping with yours and your so called bees craziness...


Did you eat a bitter pill today... why are you like this... it is Juhiji's birthday and she can do anything she wants... so don't you dare...


OK... OK...


You must also see what Chotiji and Ashaji and Rithji and Ruchiis has also posted... Brilliant... and Jigsji, after her post I am in heaven...



How can this girl be Choti and at the same time ji to you Khushi... just call her Choti...


Can't... she may be choti in name but there is nothing choti in her writing... she writes so brilliantly and had a surprise for the bees too...


...and what is with this Asha... is she the same Asha who cannot cook???


Yes the one and the same and she is back in America and missing her family so she is in our club these days at all sorts of time... she did a photo cum gif story for a thread opener which is... I have no words to explain the brilliance of her post...


That is only 4 people you have so far covered and I am sure you are not done with it yet..


Not by a long stretch... Ruchiji also have posted... she as you know is one of the pretty bees and she just turned a dazzler with more that 3000 posts... her beauty and the dazzling is going to blindside this thread for sure...


Shall we go to bed now... I have an early morning Japanese conference call?


Please Arnavji... won't you at least do this much for me... I am only asking you to spend a few minutes of your time listening to me...


But Khushi, if we get to bed I can spend a lot of time with you...


We will do that too Aranji as we have to celebrate... but I have yet to tell you about Rithiji's post... she is a list lady and listed out her 25 reasons, I think in celebration of the 25th thread, why this CC and Juhiji are addictive and everyone of us agree... you must must read that...


Oh... so she did not think I am the addictive for the bees...


No... that is only for Vji, Ruchiji and your Cherryji...


What the... now there is 3 of them in this???


Yes they are the PICs...


Are we done with this 25th thread yet?


Nahi... do you know something else too... about that surprise of Choti...


Can you just come right out and say it instead of asking me all these leading questions???


Jigsji is writing a story... you remember her...


Khushi... I am not going to that easily forget a lady version of myself as much as I wanted to... now will I???


...Anyways she is writing a story and every other bee on this planet is so excited for her and the story as well...


Let me take a wild guess... she is writing about us as well...


...are wah Arnavji... that is brilliant... like bees says your Satir Demag...


Stop right there Khushi... I cannot believe you are this naive... these bees are obviously not talking about the Satir Demag you are talking about...


...haw...

Edited by Heavens_Flower - 11 years ago
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For those of you who don't know this, I love lists. So here is my list of 25 reasons why the Baaraatis and writer ji are the best.

1. Writer ji is well...writer ji. I don't think I need to say more. Her awesome work speaks for herself!
2. She wrote Shaadi!
3. Shaadi brought us all together!
4. This is also the longest baaraat in the history of baaraats!
5. The many gutter collabs have made me a better...umm..gutter collab writer?
6. Shaadi Arnav and Khushi will always be remembered here!
7. Actually all versions of Arnav and Khushi will always be remembered!
8. And all versions of Sheetal. I love the fact that Sheetal is a parakeet. Much better than the human version we had to deal with on the show.
9. To all the baraatis, cheers! We are on 25!
10. I don't think I was this excited...for anything!
11. #10 makes me want to reassess my life a little now.
12. This place gave us all the platform to spa...I mean comment constructively.
13. And it would be a shame if I didn't spam for the next few points.
14.
15. I posted an image, I don't know how many of you guys can see it. I hope you can see it. If you can't, well ok.
16. Here's a fun fact about spam (it's not that fun, unless you're a Nigerian prince whose uncle has taken over his kingdom and he needs $50,000. But don't worry he will pay you back once he gets his kingdom back. Just give him your account number.)
17. Anyway, here it is. The spam fact!

Spam accounts for 14.5 billion messages globally per day. In other words, spam makes up 45% of all emails. Some research companies estimate that spam email makes up an even greater portion of global emails, some 73% in fact. The United States is the number one generator of spam email, with Korea clocking in as the second largest contributor of unwanted email.

18. Spam is also the short form for spiced ham.
19. But I bet you already knew that. YKWIM?

20. But of course YKWIM. You guys always know. YKWIM?
21. JUHI!!! Thanks for the brilliant stories!
22. Happy Birthday!
23. Eat cake!
24. Jigs! I am so excited! Can't wait to read "Stripped". Will it be full emoshunal stripping? Because, I will cry the. But so excited to cry!
25. :D

Happy Silver jubilee edition ladies!



Edited by rith123 - 11 years ago
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Juhi...

Hamaare ghar ko ye ronak kahan mayassar thi
Huzoor aapke kadamon ki meherbani hain
- Hasrat Amir Khusro

It's your birthday, and here you are, giving your readers an awesome surprise!
Seducing us yet again into having sinful thoughts about Arnav and Khushi ☺️
Just about sums up your utter sweetness, I think

The Shaadi ka hall had something missing...



Lekin, ab theek hain...albeit temporarily

So, to celebrate 25 threads of garrulous gupshup, the stars themselves have descended to join us for a jig!



The Bees totally rock!



And Jigs...



Choti...



Rith we totally get what you mean ...



Juhi it feels brilliant to not have the anonymous in our title, even if its kuch der ke liye!
So, my darling Baaraatis, let's make the most of it



Edited by Arshi67 - 11 years ago
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Khushi: Par, Aranvji, why don't you understand? Expel just created the new Baaraatis thread!
Arnav:



Khushi: Yes, Arnavji, that is why I am crying! Expel created another thread for the Baaraatis!

Arnav:




Khushi: Uffo Arnavji! First listen to the whole story...there is more!

Arnav:



Khushi: Jigs is writing a story! That is why Expel came back! Can you believe it? Jigs is writing!! Finally!!! Yayyy!!!

Arnav:



Khushi: That is not all. Be prepared to be shocked again! This is the 25th Baaraatis thread!! 25! Can you believe that? Can you? I can't! I most definitely can't!!

Arnav:



So many shocks in one day???!!!

But the Baaraatis never fail to surprise me, so technically, I shouldn't be surprised!

But what to do, I am!!

Anyway, Baaraatis FTW, hamesha!!



To Jigs:



Actually, strike that! I can't wait!!! Eee! I'm so excited!!!!

To the Number 25:

25: 2x(5-2)=6
2+5+2=9

To all the Baaraatis:


To Juhi:



And




Now enough talking. Let's do some eating.






Edited by ...ASB100... - 11 years ago
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Well , I really thought it was a fantasy/spoof regarding the Story. Can't wait jigs , whattay silver jubilee gift and of course the b'day ones too. And Juhi it may sound cheesy but wish you celebrated ur bday more often. We'd have your presence and stories to cherish more then. Made my day tum sab.


Edited by MsDroolKanthan - 11 years ago
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What the!!

Here we are supposed to be giving you a birthday surprise, but you surprise us by coming to make this thread!!!!

It feels great to see a thread made with the capital red letters with all the likes😊
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And an "S" story by Jigs - whoa loving all these surprises😊

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