26 ways to BREAK UP....

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Its my earnest wish that somebody LEARN from it...😉😆


1 Say you're going to the restroom, then run.

2 Pretend you're gay

3 Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside!

4 Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep

5 Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back then whilst she reads it, leave.

6 Act really happy when you break up with her/him, then leave him/her going 'W*F?'

7 Say you're in love with a -insert celebrity name here- and you're going to find him/her

8 Accuse them of double dipping

9 Commit a crime and go to prison for a while

10 Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.

11 Draw a image of her on MS paint of her being murdered, leave it on, then wait for the reaction

12 Guy - Hey, that's my ex's house! Girl - Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!

13 Say "it's not me it's you"

14 Answer his/her call and say "hello oh hey (other name that isn't theirs), I think we should break up"

15 You slap him in the face in run

16 Say: "I'm in love with my dog, I think she's prettier than you"

17 Say: "I got my vision back and I think we should break up"

18 Say "you do want to see a magic trick?" "Poof, your single, and then run away screaming "im a wizard!"

19 Through a text.

20 Talk about another person the whole time your with them

21 Say you're sterile

22 Say "bye bitch!"

23 Walk by a pool and push them in then run and scream, "I don't think we should see each other!" Then look at their body like you want them back.

24 Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.

25 Ask a friend to call you while you're with them pretending to be an angry spouse

26 Say that you have to leave earth to fight an alien invasion

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Posted: 11 years ago
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what the...😲
who is that "somebody" Pri🤔😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I want ways to break engagements and if possible marriages 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: tamy267

what the...😲

who is that "somebody" Pri🤔😆


hai koyee😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: pupumon

I want ways to break engagements and if possible marriages 🤣



tu marrge wala post kar😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: ppluvkuch



tu marrge wala post kar😆

main divorce lawyer lati hoon🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: pupumon

main divorce lawyer lati hoon🤣


woh bhi jo...fees me discount de😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: ppluvkuch


woh bhi jo...fees me discount de😆

arre bilkul free free free.. Judge ki bhi setting ha mere paas. 😆😆

Tripti hai na 🤣 voh khushi khushi kam kar degi 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: pupumon

arre bilkul free free free.. Judge ki bhi setting ha mere paas. 😆😆

Tripti hai na 🤣 voh khushi khushi kam kar degi 🤣


fir toh done...hyperwati ki kasaam...shadi yah engagement kuch tikne nehi denge😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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iaa muamle mein hum aapke saath hai😳

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