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This chemical "locha" - whose brainchild was it?
Happy Haldiwali Holi
HAve you heard of a late reacting acid? Or is it that this particular brand of acid is specially formulated to activate only on creamy white skins?
This gives Moonchiya the perfect excuse to fondle, rub, touchiya everywhere. Shower consumashuns dun!
Paro baisa's lipashtik got washed away, revealing her real lipline, which I find much more appealing than the overdrawn nude lipstick - oh wait, this make up talk is boring when the next topic is too hot to handle.
While Moonchiya is intoxicated in the smoothness of Paro baisa's ivory back and is busy counting the number of moles and locations, he gets a bit intimidated by the number of dori tangles. He figures he must buy the "Untangling Dori Mystery" book to learn the most efficient way to undo million knots, when the need arises.
Laila has no time for subtlety. She literally draws out her dagger and tells Paro, you think this dagger is big? wait till you see Moonchiya, this dagger will seem like a heaven sent mercy. With that she charges forward, only to be intercepted by Moonchiya. Now that we've firmly established Laila as the callous vamp of the story, we can all breathe a sense of relief and truly begin to hate her with full force. On come the 1001 "I hate Laila" topics on the forum.
Rudra implores Laila and reminds her that item number girls cannot be taken home to mommy. Laila gets mad and reminds him that if a p*rn star like Sunny Leone can reform from mere Pittal to Baby Doll Sone Di and gain legitimacy in India, whats wrong with Rudra loving Laila. She is after all not streaming anything live, and her innocent website is called "Nautanki Films soon to be TequilaShot-Laila Channel" for heavens-sake! Whats more she has taken a vrath from variety unlike Sunny, why can't she be loved?
Rudra is shocked to hear Laila's admission of love. He shakes her and tells her it was not love, no, no, no. Laila asks so when he screamed her name million times in her bed, was it not love? When he came running to her after every little booboo he got on the battlefield ermm Sarhad, was it not love?
When she fed him with her own hands and cradled his head on her lap, was it not love?
Rudra says no, that is not love. Love is applying haldi and improvising a hosepipe shower, and rubbing the unwilling girl's back like its his own property. That is love.
On Monday, KcM has painted Dilsher's room with special shade of Nerolac Indian Butter Ghee, while Sumer in his hurry fashioned a Sherwani out of Haveli Curtains.
Happy Haldiwali Holi
Ghatiya Shayari of the day
Tu shower hai, mein teri shower-wali
Tu aa-sick hai, mein teri sickly-wali
tujhe malnay ko dil kartha hai
haldi ragadnay ko dil kartha hai
o mere sabunna aaa aaa
now sing to the tune of Tu shayar hai (from movie Sajan)
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMrrS-3nKGM[/YOUTUBE]
Anupamaa
Bhabhi Ji Ghar Pe Hain?
