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Dang CVs!
Heres a toast to sappy reunions, I luuurvvv Dharam paaji's expressions. its like the joy of movement after days of constipation.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaMaCO_0cOk[/YOUTUBE]
Can you please make up your minds? We forum members are confused and don't know what to do. We can't decide whether you are showing romance or sexual harassment. One day, I agree its harassment and jump into that bandwagon and cry from rooftops. Next day, you do a volte face and show such tenderness that I have no choice but to eat my words and declare its romantic, its romantic, its romantic. I don't like this back and forth, I'm getting whiplash. Please, can you give Paro constant hatred or constant empathy so I can stick to one emotion and continue to make posts longer than Mumabi-Pune highway?
That said, Moonchiya tries every trick in the book to get the girl singing. Paro forgets the central plot of his story, which is to sign the dratted papers, and goes on a tangent about children and their innocence. When he presses your hands together, last thing Moonchiya has in mind is innocence. He wants it really, really bad...the signature.
KakiCumMasi (KcM) hatches some convoluted plan to torch Dilsher's room. But why pure ghee? isn't it too expensive, when a gallon of Dalda (fat vs. transfat) would have done the job equally well?
We get a lot of useless back and forth dialogs full of info-dumps about what each one is going to do in Mahashivrathri mela. Bhima snorts in ecstasy explaining the big bad plan he has in place on behalf of Raja Thakur. KcM's heart explodes with Blood Pressure as she contorts her face to explain her evil plans for Mahashivrathis, Moonchiya tho almost has an org**m thinking about shifting the shaadi to mahashivrathri. Boy, now I want to attend that Mahashivrathri.
The only romance as I see is between Thakur and Thakurain. Everytime i hear their dialogs, its like a load of hidden meanings all leading straight to bedroom. Can I please get a romantic night when the two do the cootchie coo?
KcM calls Raja Thakur and has a Yaadon Ki Baraath Nikli Hai Aaj Dil Ke Dwaaray. If anyone uses the word "Dwaaray" in a song, you gotta just know that the person has smoked some serious shit. There are ways you can assure your family is forever reunited, even after being separated for 15 years, make sure you have similar tattoos that everyone in the family gets on their butts, a common family song that everyone sings on long road trips, and a common Tabeez locket bought in wholesale from Walmart for everyone.
tomorrow, laila lowers her skirt, swings her stretch mark free hips and pours acid into haldi. Before the show is over, Paro baisa will have almost all her body parts burnt, hurt, scraped or bitten, whether for love or revenge remains to be seen.
Heres a toast to sappy reunions, I luuurvvv Dharam paaji's expressions. its like the joy of movement after days of constipation.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaMaCO_0cOk[/YOUTUBE]
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