Shri Shri Salman Khan's guide to living is pay it forward Ponzi scheme

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yellowflower

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Posted: 11 years ago

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In Salman Khan's latest brain shattering flick 'Jai Ho', his character Jai says he has but one rule: "Agar apko aisa lagta hai ki hum logo ne app par koi aihsan kia, to app thank you mat kahiye instead teen logo ki madad ki jiye". A sort of a pay it forward Ponzi scheme - a wonderfully stupid idea that has the as much potential to work in the real world as green chilly ice cream.

Now before some Salman fans come at me with how spicy ice cream should be the next big thing in the dessert business, let's list 10 rules to living that Shri Shri Salman Khan preaches with his actions in 'Jai Ho':

1. When in doubt - punch.

2. When punching, make sure you hit them so hard the jaw breaks.

3. If punching doesn't work, roar like a lion right in your opponents face and scare him with halitosis. If roaring doesn't work, bite the arm.

4. Being chased by goons? Call Sunil Shetty and tell him to bring an army tank.

5. When terrorists shoot bullets at you, find a bike and ride right at them.

6. Best way to counter a knife in the back and a bullet in the chest is to take off your shirt.

7. Hire all your worthless friends because no one else will.

8. Ugly ray bans are a sure shot way to woo a Gujarati girl named Rinky.

9. Have an extended discourse on the usage for the word 'G***o'.

10. Discuss pink lingerie with children.

And there you have it! Follow these golden rules and you're on your way to enlightenment. Jai ho!

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Che.Guevara

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Posted: 11 years ago

In Salman Khan's latest brain shattering flick 'Jai Ho',

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Posted: 11 years ago

There was one scene near the end, a fight scene where Salman as usual dispatches men into the air all over the place, in the midst of this there is an ambulance with Ashmit and Yash Tonk, they are trying to flee scene but the ambulance isn't moving, so what does Salman do?, he kicks the ambulance forward and it starts moving! 🤣

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NoThanks

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Posted: 11 years ago

wow! Such a well thought movie.👏

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blue-ice.

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Heisenberg.
There was one scene near the end, a fight scene where Salman as usual dispatches men into the air all over the place, in the midst of this there is an ambulance with Ashmit and Yash Tonk, they are trying to flee scene but the ambulance isn't moving, so what does Salman do?, he kicks the ambulance forward and it starts moving! 🤣

I think it was Kal El...who told me tht there is actually a term for this...CARTOON PHYSICS 😆

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969245

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Posted: 11 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

That fire tanker moment was Epic ROFL moment in the movie. Out of no where, BAM...

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slumgod..

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Heisenberg.
There was one scene near the end, a fight scene where Salman as usual dispatches men into the air all over the place, in the midst of this there is an ambulance with Ashmit and Yash Tonk, they are trying to flee scene but the ambulance isn't moving, so what does Salman do?, he kicks the ambulance forward and it starts moving! 🤣

Why he need to kick?...all he had to do was blow the fart at the rear end of the ambulance.

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yellowflower

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Heisenberg.
There was one scene near the end, a fight scene where Salman as usual dispatches men into the air all over the place, in the midst of this there is an ambulance with Ashmit and Yash Tonk, they are trying to flee scene but the ambulance isn't moving, so what does Salman do?, he kicks the ambulance forward and it starts moving! 🤣

🤣 🤣 I am seriously ROFL 🤣

Is it a comedy movie or what? 🤣