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Kools reporting from base : Arjun put down , Purvi glorified in PR
Yes 😡😡😡 and HOW .
The Prince was first put down , [ MOST unprofessionally I must say } By MANAV . The Prince was trying his hardest to pull Purvi's arrogance down a notch by telling her that he would see to it that her associate would do her work as well as her so that she would not be needed . Sad Manav walked in on this conversation and without knowing whats going on started praising and praising The SAINT's presentation .
It was brilliant ...he said when Purvi slyly asked him how HER AAI's KAAM was . Superb . These company employers are ASSETS . We MUST make them permanent.
Poor Arjun had no option but to say YES SIR .
Sign their PERMANCENCY LETTERS today itself , said Sad Manav with a rather cheerful expression as the SAINT was now gonna be a PERMANENT fixture in his life with that , spreading sunshine and divine bliss in his company while Sage DK sat in Canada in front of burning Fire Places , smoking cigars contentedly .
Since you made them permanent , YOU sign them ...Prince Arjun told him , trying to recover somewhat of his dignity .
Purvi the Fighter Hen smiled and smiled with a cat ate the cream expression on her face . She then told Sad Manav that she was glad he appreciated HER AAI"S WORK to make him emotional .
Then she came strutting like a female version of the Joker in Batman and told Prince Arjun
If your employees get even a little APPRECIATION they will contribute even MORE .Blah Blah Blah .Oh Yea . U are the one who gotta learn ..Blah Blah Blah .
Point is : SHE had the LAST WORD while Arjun squirmed .
It did NOT end there .
Two Jain Businessmen visited The company today for a meeting with holy smiles plastered on their faces greeting all with JAI JINENDRA .
JAi JINENDRA ...they said , beaming . JAi JINENDRA . DUMB STAFF smiled back , thrilled . It all sounded very nice to them although they didn't have the faintest idea what it meant .
Then they sat down facing the Ganpati idol and said We Cannot sit with our BACKS TO GOD . DUMB STAFF smiled appreciatively , feeling very very happy .
Prince Arjun walked in and seated himself and in his rushed way said that he was happy that they had come and that he was ready to close the deal by offering them ten thousand rupees square foot .
The Holy Businessmen got MIFFED . We take OFFENSE , they told Prince Arjun icily . We don't wanna do this DEAL .
Huh ?? Why ??? Asked Prince Arjun , zapped . I have given the MARKET RATE !
So what . YOU decided it . You didn't ask US . Said One Jain , the Chandan Tikka on his forehead glowing with righteous umbrage .
What ! Oh Ok , then if u wanna negotiate , I am ready to increase the offer .
Even if you increase we will not do the deal with the LIKES of YOU ...the Holy Businessmen told him stiffening even more . We don't like your FACE .
What !!! Poor Arjun was aghast . But WHY ???
Coz its a DISRESPECTFUL face . By deciding a high rate for us YOURSELF , you DISRESPECTED us . So what if u were gonna give us PROFIT . You were gonna give us PROFIT in a disrespectful way . We do business like a POOJA . We do business deals like a RISHTA . And we focus on the NIBHANA . The RISHTA NIBHANA . And u cannot NIBHOFY a RISHTA with DISRESPECT . U understand ?
Prince Arjun didn't and he stared , flabbergasted at the Holy Saints doing BUSINESS .
You simply don't have the KHOOBI to do a business deal ...Said The Holy businessmen , drawing themselves up haughtily . This Business Deal is OFF .
Oversmart Purvi , who was standing in a corner and listening to all this RUSHED forward to CHAMKOFY . She picked a bottle of water placed in front of the Ganpati Idol and rushed to one hOLY businessman and poured some water in a glass and gave it to him .
Here ...she smiled . Drink this . Boiled . Specially for YOU . I just knew it that holy businessmen ONLY drink boiled water . Especially YOU .
Holy Businessman felt mollified . Thanks ...he said and drank the water .
And while you are drinking the lovely boiled water , why not listen to our PLAN ? Guess WHAT we are gonna build in in the middle of the building compound ?
What ? Asked Holy Businessman , his curiosity aroused .
A MANDIR ! answered Purvi , beaming . A TEMPLE ! For ALL religions! So that people residing in the buildings FIRST pray in the temple and only THEN go upstairs to RESIDE .
Really ?
Then what ! Imagine the ATMOSPHERE . All Praying together ...people of ALL religions in one TEMPLE ! Just like the BAHAI temple in Delhi .
Then why didn't you tell me this EARLIER ? Ha ? cried the Holy Businessmen joyously , feeling religiously satiated . You sweet girl ! Best of the BESTEST ! If only you had told me that you guys were sitting here to do DHARAM Ka KAAM ! Not just crass money making business deals !
Holy Businessmen then turned to Arjun in that ecstatic state and said
The Deal is YOURS . All bcoz of this sweet girl . This religious , spiritual saintly girl has made a mark on us . For her sake we do this deal with the likes of YOU .
And The Holy Businessmen condescended to actually TOUCH Prince Arjun by shaking hands with him .
Purvi smiled like a cat who ate the cream .
DUMB STAFF looked at the Holy Businessmen , Purvi AND Ganpati Bappa worshippingly . Everything is so WONDERFUL , they thought .
Prince Arjun stood , shaken , unable to decipher INDIANS and their ways of doing BUSINESS .
Sad Manav then called Saint Archana and the Dumb Staff to his cabin to announce that they were PERMANENT EMPLOYEES of his company .
I apologise on behalf of Prince Arjun ...he told sadly . For the way he treated you guys . Wanting to terminate you and all . When you guys are such ASSETS . Why , you guys are positively DIAMONDS . Forgive him . JAWAN KHOON . You know how GARAM it is .
Dumb Staff immediately forgave . So did the Saint . The Saint pretended to give unaffected , uninterested looks to her undivorced PATI . She did not want to encourage him to lust after a SATI . Like her. It will be so bad for the poor darling's soul ...she thought worriedly .
Teju brought lots of vegetables by doing MOL BHAAV for Sulochana and herself . Then she demanded GAJAR HALWA by entering Karanjkar kitchen . Saint Archana made it and Sulochana smiled with approval .Then They heard Teju LYING to her grandmother in Canada [ Savita } On phone that she was eating GAJAR HALWA in LONDON and smiled even MORE .
My comments :
Why would a Canadian girl barge into homes and kitchens of strangers in this familiar way when Canadians or Americans are famous for feeling horrified at anyone invading their space ?
The Unprofessional nonsense shown in PR sucks . Its obvious the scriptwriters have not STEPPED inside a corporate building in their life but were selling potatoes and onions on the roads before they accidentally became script writers .
First unprofessional nonsense by Manav ...apologising for Arjun to his STAFF . Thats an INSULT to Arjun . No business partner does this even if he DIFFERS with his associate . Then he discussed the offer of making them permanent IN FRONT OF PURVI without dismissing her . He should have talked to Arjun ALONE .
Second Unprofessional nonsense by Arjun . No businessman ...Canadian , Indian or Transylvanian Just quotes a figure without even asking if its ok to the other party . That was OTT . Why would Arjun quote a figure thats ALREADY high and then show an eagerness to INCREASE it ? He is not there to LOSE Money but to SAVE it for HIMSELF ! This is NO BUSINESS , its STUPIDITY .
Third unprofessional rubbish by Holy Businessmen . Why would they refuse a high offer just coz they were not ASKED ? They would GRAB it ...What does Arjun's attitude matter to them ?They r in this for profit , not to have dinners with Arjun on a daily basis !
I am furious with CVS for daring to show that Canadians or people educated abroad cannot do business as they do not understand Indian sensibilities and that a chit of a girl ...18 to be precise , CAN . Just coz she is INDIAN and is ARCHANA's daughter . This serial INSULTS NRIS , This serial insults even JAINS by showing that they are sensitive and touchy and cannot do business shrewdly but need MANIPULATION by using RELIGIOUS TERMINOLOGY .
Please respect the Jains who are a peaceful , spiritual caste but efficient in all areas , including business . Give credit to their intelligence .
NRIS are not DUMB . The utter nonsense that CVS r showing to glorify Purvi the Brat is SICKENING .
And Archana ...oh Yes . Such a sweeet girl na , this Tej ...she remarked after Teju was gone . Reminds me of my Ovi Teju .They must be lthis age only na ? Hmmm ? And She put her head on MUMMY"S LAP and sat like a leeetle leeetle girl .
What apalling indifference to the mention of ones children ! Such a detached way to talk of them ! Just in passing ! Truly , Archana is the WORST mother I ever saw in serial history . All she wants is Mummy and PURVI .
To date this Lady has not ONCE asked Manav about the children , how they are , what do they look like , show the photos , What do they do ...even out of COMMON CURIOSITY . Every Day she meets him in the office but NOT ONCE has she BOTHERED to ask even ! What a stone hearted female ! First she did not bother for 18 years , now she is bumping daily into Manav but where is she asking ? She makes miffed faces of a spurned , misunderstood LOVER [ Oh Manav how could you doubt my pyaar} but Not once this dame ASKED about the kids ?
And this character is the LEAD ?
I hope Ovi sets her straight and gives her the most bitter and unkind blasting for she truly deserves it .
In the Pre Cap we see Purvi righteously saying One Beta is hell bent on SEPERATING parents , Well THIS Beti will STOP the seperation .
This story guys is not about ARMAAN or their kids , its a TRICKERY and SHAM .Its about a baby that came one episode BEFORE the leap and who is NOWAY connected with this story from any angle .
Sorely disappointed in CVS .
Oh yea . Saint Archana was giving approving looks to Vinay who was profusely apologising to Purvi for being appointed as her associate and was declaring his preference ...to be at HER FEET .
Vinay as a prospective damad appeals to the Saint .
Kools signing off for the day .Enjoy guys and CIAO .
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