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Kools reporting from base : Purvi gloats and ARMAN sigh in PR
The GLOAT : Sweet Sweet VICTORY !
Fighter Hen Purvi returned home flushed with victory . She threw herself on the sofa and told her mother Saint Archana
Fear Not . You will be soon called BACK to your job with HONOR and red carpets rolled out . That Peacock has been emasculated . He now runs the company only after I sanction each policy . Even the color of the tiles of his personal toilet shall be decided by me . Till then he won't Dare to use it to PEE even . Such is the KARNAMA of your daughter . The Prince has now become my CHAPRASI .
Saint Archana felt worried . Oh dear , she thought . This girl has not done a good thing by making such a big shot BEND before her so ...er ...OVERTLY . When will the silly girl LEARN that men should be made to bend flexibly in such a way that they do not even KNOW that they are bending but feel that they are being asked to teach us females YOGA ? How the dears bend then ! Backward and forward and upward and downward ! Like CIRCUS ARTISTS ! This silly girl ! She took direct PANGA ! How do I tell her that it is always CHANGA never to take DIRECT PANGA ?
What did u do ? She asked , concerned .
Put down ALL my SHARTS , said Purvi with a feroicious fighter cock gleam of reminiscence. Yes . And MADE him AGREE . I am so indispensable , so indispensable that he had no CHOICE . I stood with my foot on his chest like a KALI , Aai . He is now LIMP like an emasculated WIMP .
Just then Saint Archana's friend Sakshi phoned to confirm the good news that they , the super dumb staff of Agarwal Company , had all been reinstated on their posts .
Darling Archana , we r all getting PERSONAL phones from the company with cooing voices , IMPLORING us to come back ! And theres even a BOO HOO HOO at the end of the recorded message if we decide to decline ! Its a CHAMATKAAR !
Saint Archana felt grudgingly PROUD of her daughter . She is immature but she accomplishes things , thought the Saint . All she needs is a little training under me and my Aai . The basic stuff is all there in her . The urge to CONTROL them !
I have GARV on you ...she said with saintly fervour .
I have learnt ALL at your feet ...conceded the Fighter Hen . YOU taught me how to fight for injustice even if the FULL WORLD is against you . You fought outwardly for Chawl Wallahs , I fought outwardly for COMPANY WALLAHS . Your personal agenda was ur grudge against Father Manav's AMBITION , mine was against YOU losing your job . I learnt SACH KI LADAI at YOUR feet .
Saint Archana beamed and gave her blessing .
Do not forget , the dear boy should also be given his due for bending so QUICKLY ..she pointed out . The QUICKER they bend , the faster should we be in giving them COMPLIMENTS . It ENCOURAGES them to bend MORE . Dear Purvi , throw some credit his way too . He has come more than half way for reinstating the employees .
Rubbish ! cried Purvi , whose blood thirst had STILL not been quenched . If he had CARED he wud NEVER have fired them in the first place . He only wants HIS FAIDA . But don't you worry , I will now teach him to think only of what benefits ME and YOU .
Saint Archana smiled doubtfully . Youth ! she thought with a sigh . So BLOODTHIRSTY ! So UNFORGIVING ! Whenever will dear Purvi LEARN ?
Punni 's Tactics
Chaalu Punni has thrown water on Mother Manjusha's dreams by breaking an excellent RISHTA that her Aaji Rasika brought for her by telling the Ladka that she was PREGNANT when they were talking in private while the elders sat outside .
Yes , she wept . On the way to experience the joys of motherhood . How can I marry you , tell me ? On the night of our SUHAG RAAT I will be experiencing NAUSEA . Why , I may end up spoiling the embroidered bedsheet . And who will have to wipe all the mess ? YOU !
The guy , Manoj , looked horrified . He wanted a normal suhag raat where he would drink almond milk pressed upon him by giggling women,lift ghunghats of virgins and remove their heavy jewellery with his own hands , the songs of KABHI KABHI playing in his mind . NOT this horror story .
What do I do ? he wondered loudly .
Reject me with some excuse but be sure to make it as if the rejection is from YOUR side ...coached Chaalu Punni . And ALL will be fine . Do not forget , I have done you a FAVOUR . If I wanted , I could have LIED . But the moment I saw your STRIKING , HANDSOME, MANLY face , I knew I simply HAD to RESPECT you by telling you the TRUTH and save u from FUTURE doom .
Manoj wanted to KISS Punni's wrist for saving him . She's a LADY , he thought , sad that he had not met her when she was a virgin . A thorough , pure bred , HONEST LADY . I MUST protect her with all my might .
So he went outside and told a shocked Manju , Rassi and Vinod that he was rejecting their daughter as she was two years ELDER to him and quickly ran away from that house while Punni wept that she had been rejected for no fault of hers .đ
ARCHANA FANTASIZES
The 48 year old Saint Archana was Lying on the bed , with eyes shut , fantasizing about the scene she had visualised EVERY DAY of her 18 year seperated life . Sad Manav was standing before her in the bedroom with a haggard face , BEGGING her forgiveness for leaving her in that silly way 18 years back and fleeing to Canada .
What Damo Baba said was RIGHT ...50 year old SAD Manav told her in the fantasy . I have not forgotten you for a SINGLE DAY in the last 18 years . Have TOSSED and TURNED in the bed , my body and heart on FIRE , ISHQ SUFIYANA ringing and ringing in my ears . I was WRONG . You were RIGHT . I need your FORGIVENESS . i need to be at your FEET O Archana . Will you accept me back ? I BEG you to take me back . I BEG you for FORGIVENESS .
And the 48 year old lovely Saint forgave him with the saintliest of her smiles without uttering a single word , true to her large , accomodating heart . THIS my dears , is Archana's FANTASY . Literally . Oh yea , i forgot to add ...the wind was blowing like crazy in her fantasy .đ
The Saint's fantasy was broken when the phone rang . It was Sad Manav .
How are you ? I wanna meet u ...he said , his voice broken .
I am theek .After ...after ...18 years ? trembled Saint Archana .
Yes . Am coming day after tomorrow to India . BAAKI SAB BAAT in INDIA ...said Sad Manav gloomily .
Saint Archana wanted to twirl and twirl on her tippy toes , the cotton nightgown clinging to her shapely body .
He did the FIRST MOVE ! she cried joyfully but silently . THE PEHEL !
Now WHATEVER the reason for him wanting to meet me, I WILL meet him as he says . This is a SHUBH SHAKUN ! Will we get back together ?
Will Archana Manav ever meet again ? Asked the Saint . Will their KAHANI be rejuvenated ?
Sachu was shown in the role of an AFFECTIONATE brother guys . He is flying to India BEFORE Manav to hire an Indian lawyer so that the divorce of ARMAN goes through .
Sachu's thoughts on MARRAIGE were shown . He does not believe in that institution , period . It ANGERS him . Ovi Teju were teasing him about a BHABHI and he was UPSET .
I think guys Sachu will offer to marry Purvi to get her out of Ovi's way when Ovi's heart is broken . Purvi will be Manav's BAHU . Not DK's .
My comments :
Archana does not think of SOHAM but fantasizes about Manav like a 16 year old . đ˛
Manav seems BROKEN finally . Archana has honestly broken his backbone .đ
Sachu's affection for sisters should be highlighted MORE .đđź
Teju should take a DISLIKE to Purvi đ And I hope she fires Archana when Arjun oes after Purvi and Archana stands on her fighter cock daughters side .
Archana's apology to Arjun in PRECAP is so typically hypocritical . She always gets HER way and then does these dramas of apologising or touching feet before entering court house .
Punni is TOO smart for even Rasika . She inherited her Aji's sharpness and will outsmart the gurus . Btw , Rasika seems more involved and concerned as an Aji than Sulo who seems content with Purvi .
Purvi and Archana are being touted as HEROINES by CVS that do NOTHING wrong . They do NO mistake are the constant dialogues . Purvi's horrible arrogance is the fire of SACH KI LADAAI and Archana's Court Case was vouched by Damodar and Sulo as NOTHING WRONG and ANOTHER SACH KI LADAAI . They r INDISPENSABLE and men should BOW before them both . For instance , Rich , handsome Manav has no young beautiful woman vying for his attention but he moons over 48 year old Archana from whom he seperated for 18 years ...so INDISPENSABLE is Archana . And Purvi is the ONLY girl who can handle projects ...rest of all employees in tamam MUMBAI r DEAD .
These extreme Bullpucky forced insinuations BORE us to DEATH .
Show some character that blasts the hell out of these self righteous TWO and brings some refrshing color to this serial .
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy guys and CIAO .
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