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Kools reporting from base : Dharmu's sachaai Stretchingggggggggggg🥱🥱🥱🥱 .
COPYCAT SCENE OF THE WEEK
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Since we r being READ , CVS decided to make ARMAN romance like Ajit Vandu and also teach Holy Archu some Mehmaan Navaazi .
Holy Archu put the finger of Bhags her sleeping Devta in HOT tea . He jumped like a jackrabbit and then pulled Holy Archu on the bed and then she said
PLEASE CHODIYE NA MANAV
PLEASE JAANE DEEJIYE NA MANAV
and then .......the MOST ROMANTIC statement of ALL
MUJHE AAI KE GHAR JAANA HAI MANAV .😆😆
Zim Zim Zam . Manav's Nasha of love which comes VERY RARELY AS IT IS due to low libido immediately RECEDED and he said
OH HAAA ! U gotta go na ??
Bas guys , ROMANCE SCENE KHATAM .
Btw guys , DOOR PERPETUAL was open . Coz Wise Ajit and Khuddar Fighter Cock entered without anyone opening it .
Today Holy Archu actually gave them some tea but her thoughts were on her maayka . U guys drink , Im going to AAi , Im going to AAI she was saying again and again .
Wise Ajit and Bhags gave The Khuddar Fighter Cock with her as COMPANY . Guys I don't understand the purpose but all I know is Shibu is gonna be an ARMAN loyalist . In short , He is gonna be the wild , fiercely loyal HANUMAN of RAM [ aka Manav] and SEETA [ aka Archu} .
Wise Ajit , ever focussed , discussed BUSINESS without wasting a moment . He also warned Holy Archu that Shibu was quite a NAMUNA .😆😆😆😆
Batatwada was in Hyde Roop today . He was meanly telling some workers that he was gonna recover his losses by CUTTING THEIR SALARIES SUBSTANTIALLY .😈
Then he ordered his illegal wife Vaishoo to bring CHAI . Dear old Batat is so used to women serving him day and NIGHT 😉 that such slips of tongue are perfectly understandable of course . The MARWADIN MATER sighed and said
She will bring if she is here na ! Son , WHERE the HELL IS SHE ?
KOLHAPUR ! Batatwada cried brightly as it was the first place that came to his head . He had briefly thought of Finland but his superior , collected intelligence won .
But WHY ? asked the Marwadin Mater , bewildered . She had no idea why her pregnant bahu was roaming places all over India . Is it a Maharashtrian RITUAL she wondered innocently . Do they just get up and start going to different places all over India following their pregnant WHIMS ?That day Shrirangpur , now Kolhapur ! Is it gonna be SOLAPUR next ? Will the Bachcha be delivered in some .......er ....PUR ?
Its a DOST 's SHAADI ! Lied Batatwada furiously , seeing the puzzled look on his poor mom's face . Yea ! DOST"s SHAADI !
The Marwadin Mater didn't believe it of course . She knew all her bahu's friends by now and didn't remember any friend from Kolhapur . But she decently decided not to press further and instead offered to make tea for her son .
Then she decently went to see her sick samdhan although her ill mannered bahu had not once phoned her and was absconding without giving any REASON . Any other woman wud have been SUPER P.....D . Guys The Marwadin is NICE .
Guess what her foolish bahu must have done ?
She HID in the kitchen and didn't go to greet her . To TOP it , she had told her mom earlier that Batatwada had gone to PANVEL .
Now Why PANVEL ? If u ask me this question , all I can say is Batat and his better half pick places at random while playing around with their vivid imaginations . Theres NO other explanation . This rhyme explains it best ........
Vaishoo is such a NOOR
She looks best in Kolhapoor
Dharmu has grown a tail
that he occasionally grooms in Panvel !
Yup guys , only such RIDICULOUS explanations remain to explain their JUVENILE LIES .
Of course sharp Manju spotted Vaishu hiding , not greeting her saas , lying , sobbing , everything and asked her bluntly what the hell was she upto .
And then they say Manju is BAD ! But who wouldn't ask such questions ? HUH ?????
The poor Kudi , totally unused to Mumbai Life as a whole keeps falling into different scraps all the time . She can't set foot outside the hotel , go to some place and come back without being spotted by a Karanjkar or Deshmukh or without BREAKING things . Today she broke some man's medicenes by bumping into him as she got down from a rickshaw.
Now while the man was blasting the Kudi the speedy rickshawallah drove off with the sleeping Varun , planning secretly to adopt him . He had LOVED the chubby child who slept behind so snugly in his rickety rickshaw without stirring even once and was furiously thinking of the different lullabies the cud play in his rickshaw's stereo .
Holy Archu and Behen Vaishoo saw this . Behen Vaishoo refused to help her SOUTEN but Holy Archu ran like PT Usha and stopped the rickshaw from the front while the Kudi ran from behind , crying and weeping . If Varun got lost , Batat wud stop sleeping with her , and her life wud be plunged in tragedy .Varun was her only hope to get that hard to get troll in bed .
Holy Archu FIRED the rickshaw driver for being careless and punctured his paternal dreams and the Kudi almost fell at her feet .
You are BHAGWAN she said , weeping . A veritable BHAGWAN . Each time u SAVE my child , each time .
Why are u even here in Mumbai , ha asked Bhagwan Archu coldly , unimpressed by her tears and praise . Leave Mumbai , so that my Behen doesn't have to see your THOBDA .
Meanwhile the Behen she was defending FOUGHT with her like a spoilt brat the moment they reached her KHOLI . How Dare u Save the Kudi's Child . Did u once think of MY feelings . Why don't u just bring Madhuri here and plonk her here in ur home etc etc . U see guys , the BEHEN had not used her claws , nowdays well hidden , for a long time and was missing her bitchy roop . She decided to polish em a little .
Behen , that was HUMANITY , INSANIYAT ! cried Holy Archu , aghast . Why wud I bring Madhuri here , ur my Sister , not she !
Forget it yaar , Im going to mommy's place said Behen Vaishoo and walked off with attitude to her mom's place while poor Holy Archu who had done so much for her stared .
Oh yeah . Did I tell u guys that Slapochana advised Archu to become an AAI to Behen Varshoo and Behen Vaishoo ?
U be their AAI till I get better she said , weeping . Holy Archu U be their AAI .
In short guys their KAAMWALI BAI .😉😉😉
The poor Motherless girls who insist people shud stop roaming the streets of Mumbai to suit their whims and who abort babies just by flicking their fingers will welcome AAI cum BAi Archu of course .Who wudn't ?
Btw ........Slapo shud be worried about why Archana is not becoming a REAL AAI since her sisters r well ahead in that department .
Savita told Damo about Dharmesh ki Sachaai . She wants to remove his Chaddi in public for calling her beta CHOR . Way to go old girl .👍🏼
Ok , can't resist , quick comments here :
1] Vaishu is so bloody SPOILT . How quickly she forgot Archana's help and that this was the place that offered her sanctuary in her hour of crisis .How quickly she turned on Archana and just walked off to mommys place ........suddenly she HAD a place to go to ! THESE ARE ARCHANA"S SISTERS FOR YOU . Selfish and UNGRATEFUL to the CORE . With very SHORT memories .
2] Archana deserves it coz she PAMPERS them . She showed attitude to Vinod but has welcomed her equally obnoxious sisters with open arms demanding no apologies.
3] Vaishali is in no position to throw any tantrum and demand things ........the earlier she realises the tRUTH of her pathetic state , the bETTER .Coz she is a mere KEEP and by refusing to divulge Dharmeshs secret and playing along with his lies she REMAINS ONE .
4] Archana has NO right to ask Madhuri why she is still in MUMBAI .Archana doesn't own Mumbai .Nor do the Karanjkar sisters . Infact . Madhuri is the legal wife . What if she asks Archna that Why the hell do I see the thobda of my hubby's keep and her family all around wherever I go ........how wud Archana feel ? Its Vaishus marraige to Dharmu that wrecked the legal wife's marraige remember ?
So Archu , hold ur tongue holy missy ! U may meet someone who may shame u by not being so decent like Madhuri the next time ! If ur Behen has problems with peoples faces keep her in ur chawl room and u too stay there ! No one had asked u to run after the rick !
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy the weekend guys and MIAOW for my catty catty comments !😈
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