Kool's Commentary : Feb 11 PR - Page 2

Originally posted by: excelsa7

Good one Kool!!!

Seriously - who died and gave Mumbai to Archana?? What right does she have to ask madhuri to leave the city??? It does not belong to her or her annoying and emotionally dysfunctional family! She has made statements like this to Madhuri in the past - but today's was crossing the line! I really do hope that someone puts her in her place about this issue once and for all!

Finally I agree with you - her insane ability to forgive and overlook the blatant and glaring spoilt and ungrateful attitude of her sisters is completely beyond me...! Karma is coming back to bite then on the a*s - they deserve to be taught a lesson ...! Archana and her annoying 'I will save you' attitude always gets in the way of this!

Originally posted by: koolsadhu1000

Kools reporting from base : Dharmu's sachaai Stretchingggggggggggg🥱🥱🥱🥱 .

COPYCAT SCENE OF THE WEEK

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Since we r being READ , CVS decided to make ARMAN romance like Ajit Vandu and also teach Holy Archu some Mehmaan Navaazi .

Holy Archu put the finger of Bhags her sleeping Devta in HOT tea . He jumped like a jackrabbit and then pulled Holy Archu on the bed and then she said

PLEASE CHODIYE NA MANAV

PLEASE JAANE DEEJIYE NA MANAV

and then .......the MOST ROMANTIC statement of ALL

MUJHE AAI KE GHAR JAANA HAI MANAV .😆😆

Zim Zim Zam . Manav's Nasha of love which comes VERY RARELY AS IT IS due to low libido immediately RECEDED and he said

OH HAAA ! U gotta go na ??

Bas guys , ROMANCE SCENE KHATAM .

Btw guys , DOOR PERPETUAL was open . Coz Wise Ajit and Khuddar Fighter Cock entered without anyone opening it .

Today Holy Archu actually gave them some tea but her thoughts were on her maayka . U guys drink , Im going to AAi , Im going to AAI she was saying again and again .

Wise Ajit and Bhags gave The Khuddar Fighter Cock with her as COMPANY . Guys I don't understand the purpose but all I know is Shibu is gonna be an ARMAN loyalist . In short , He is gonna be the wild , fiercely loyal HANUMAN of RAM [ aka Manav] and SEETA [ aka Archu} .

Wise Ajit , ever focussed , discussed BUSINESS without wasting a moment . He also warned Holy Archu that Shibu was quite a NAMUNA .😆😆😆😆

Batatwada was in Hyde Roop today . He was meanly telling some workers that he was gonna recover his losses by CUTTING THEIR SALARIES SUBSTANTIALLY .😈

Then he ordered his illegal wife Vaishoo to bring CHAI . Dear old Batat is so used to women serving him day and NIGHT 😉 that such slips of tongue are perfectly understandable of course . The MARWADIN MATER sighed and said

She will bring if she is here na ! Son , WHERE the HELL IS SHE ?

KOLHAPUR ! Batatwada cried brightly as it was the first place that came to his head . He had briefly thought of Finland but his superior , collected intelligence won .

But WHY ? asked the Marwadin Mater , bewildered . She had no idea why her pregnant bahu was roaming places all over India . Is it a Maharashtrian RITUAL she wondered innocently . Do they just get up and start going to different places all over India following their pregnant WHIMS ?That day Shrirangpur , now Kolhapur ! Is it gonna be SOLAPUR next ? Will the Bachcha be delivered in some .......er ....PUR ?

Its a DOST 's SHAADI ! Lied Batatwada furiously , seeing the puzzled look on his poor mom's face . Yea ! DOST"s SHAADI !

The Marwadin Mater didn't believe it of course . She knew all her bahu's friends by now and didn't remember any friend from Kolhapur . But she decently decided not to press further and instead offered to make tea for her son .

Then she decently went to see her sick samdhan although her ill mannered bahu had not once phoned her and was absconding without giving any REASON . Any other woman wud have been SUPER P.....D . Guys The Marwadin is NICE .

Guess what her foolish bahu must have done ?

She HID in the kitchen and didn't go to greet her . To TOP it , she had told her mom earlier that Batatwada had gone to PANVEL .

Now Why PANVEL ? If u ask me this question , all I can say is Batat and his better half pick places at random while playing around with their vivid imaginations . Theres NO other explanation . This rhyme explains it best ........

Vaishoo is such a NOOR

She looks best in Kolhapoor

Dharmu has grown a tail

that he occasionally grooms in Panvel !

Yup guys , only such RIDICULOUS explanations remain to explain their JUVENILE LIES .

Of course sharp Manju spotted Vaishu hiding , not greeting her saas , lying , sobbing , everything and asked her bluntly what the hell was she upto .

And then they say Manju is BAD ! But who wouldn't ask such questions ? HUH ?????

The poor Kudi , totally unused to Mumbai Life as a whole keeps falling into different scraps all the time . She can't set foot outside the hotel , go to some place and come back without being spotted by a Karanjkar or Deshmukh or without BREAKING things . Today she broke some man's medicenes by bumping into him as she got down from a rickshaw.

Now while the man was blasting the Kudi the speedy rickshawallah drove off with the sleeping Varun , planning secretly to adopt him . He had LOVED the chubby child who slept behind so snugly in his rickety rickshaw without stirring even once and was furiously thinking of the different lullabies the cud play in his rickshaw's stereo .

Holy Archu and Behen Vaishoo saw this . Behen Vaishoo refused to help her SOUTEN but Holy Archu ran like PT Usha and stopped the rickshaw from the front while the Kudi ran from behind , crying and weeping . If Varun got lost , Batat wud stop sleeping with her , and her life wud be plunged in tragedy .Varun was her only hope to get that hard to get troll in bed .

Holy Archu FIRED the rickshaw driver for being careless and punctured his paternal dreams and the Kudi almost fell at her feet .

You are BHAGWAN she said , weeping . A veritable BHAGWAN . Each time u SAVE my child , each time .

Why are u even here in Mumbai , ha asked Bhagwan Archu coldly , unimpressed by her tears and praise . Leave Mumbai , so that my Behen doesn't have to see your THOBDA .

Meanwhile the Behen she was defending FOUGHT with her like a spoilt brat the moment they reached her KHOLI . How Dare u Save the Kudi's Child . Did u once think of MY feelings etc . Why don't u just bring Madhuri here and plonk her here in ur home etc . U see guys , the BEHEN had not used her claws , nowdays well hidden , for a long time and was missing her bitchy roop . She decided to polish em a little .

Behen , that was HUMANITY , INSANIYAT ! cried Holy Archu , aghast . Why wud I bring Madhuri here , ur my Sister , not she !

Forget it yaar , Im going to mommy's place said Behen Vaishoo and walked off with attitude to her mom's place while poor Holy Archu who had done so much for her stared .

Oh yeah . Did I tell u guys that Slapochana advised Archu to become an AAI to Varshoo and Vaishoo ?

U be their AAI till I get better she said , weeping . Holy Archu U be their AAI .

In short guys their KAAMWALI BAI .😉😉😉

The poor Motherless girls who insist people shud stop roaming the streets of Mumbai to suit their whims and who abort babies just by flicking their fingers will welcome AAI cum BAi of course .Who wudn't ?

Btw ........Slapo shud be worried about why Archana is not becoming a REAL AAI since her sisters r well ahead in that department .

Savita told Damo about Dharmesh ki Sachaai . She wants to remove his Chaddi in public for calling her beta CHOR . Way to go old girl .👍🏼

Ok , can't resist , quick comments here :

1] Vaishu is so bloody SPOILT . How quickly she forgot Archana's help and that this was the place that offered her sanctuary in her hour of crisis .How quickly she turned on Archana and just walked off to mommys place ........suddenly she HAD a place to go to ! THESE ARE ARCHANA"S SISTERS FOR YOU . Selfish and UNGRATEFUL to the CORE . With very SHORT memories .

2] Archana deserves it coz she PAMPERS them . She showed attitude to Vinod but has welcomed her equally obnoxious sisters with open arms demanding no apologies.

3] Vaishali is in no position to throw any tantrum and demand things ........the earlier she realises the tRUTH of her pathetic state , the bETTER .Coz she is a mere KEEP and by refusing to divulge Dharmeshs secret and playing along with his lies she REMAINS ONE .

4] Archana has NO right to ask Madhuri why she is still in MUMBAI .Archana doesn't own Mumbai .Nor do the Karanjkar sisters . Infact . Madhuri is the legal wife . What if she asks Archna that Why the hell do I see the thobda of my hubby's keep and her family all around wherever I go ........how wud Archana feel ? Its Vaishus marraige to Dharmu that wrecked the legal wife's marraige remember ?

So Archu , hold ur tongue holy missy ! U may meet someone who may shame u by not being so decent like Madhuri the next time ! If ur Behen has problems with peoples faces keep her in ur chawl room and u too stay there ! No one had asked u to run after the rick !

Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy the weekend guys and MIAOW for my catty catty comments !😈

Originally posted by: sherma

d cvs pakka pakka read ur commentry for sure.i liked savita and damo scene too,i found it cute,thoda bahut reminded me of my parents but i still hate damodar.i agree wid u abt archana behaviour,she was rude wid madhuri y she sher leave d city,i can understnd vaishus anger twrds arcu,she will b fine soon i dont understnd y doesnt armaan understnd dat vaISHU dint had a fight wid her husband she has been cheated and legally she is not dharmu wife and dis ting is big,her parents need to know tat,

Originally posted by: --Hope--

Mogga, it is confirmed. You are dangerous for Archana and Manav's peace of mind, health, lifestyle, etc. etc.

First you commented on their platonic love and now poor Archu is being forced to be subjected to ahem ahem with doors open when all she was trying to do was give him his breakfast so she could rush out. How will she cope with these sudden romantic overtures? Shame on you for forcing her to deal with more than the cursory peck on cheek, the playful brushing of the hair, the uncle aunty hugs and sexless satisfaction sighs and the eternal declaration of love. Shame on you. 😡 Go down on bended knees and ask for Archu's forgiveness. She is in danger of being forced to be a hussy to save herself from your sharp jabs.😆😆😆😆👏

Then you commented on her honorary role of being a mother hen and she even expressed "tiredness" at having to fulfil this honorary self-appointed role. Now, thanks to your commentary, she has been tasked with the OFFICIAL mandate of surrogate MOTHER-IN-CHIEF by her mom. Shame on you. 😡Because of you she will now be overwhelmed between playing house, being hussy and now mother to three grown adults and their spouses. Shame Shame.😆😆😆👏

I wonder what other tortures you will enforce on her with your observations. Ok let me just sit back and observe and enjoy.

BTW, my boss gave me a magnet that she brought back with her from her Brussels trip. She says it was the closest thing that matched my personality and I humbly agree. I have put it on my office cabinet in a place of high visibility.

It says "I am not catty or critical''''.. just merely observant". Maybe I should get an identical one for you eh?😉😆

Mog Sodhan tukka

Hope🤗

Originally posted by: koolsadhu1000

excelsa darling so good to see u back 😊

I don't like Archus behaviour with Madhuri at all . First she called her Giri Hui Aurat and today she told her LEAVE mumbai coz my sister shud not be able to see ur face .

Tomorrow she may tell Madhuri to leave the planet or simply die .

Cannot Madhuri feel the same way about Vaishu or Karanjkars ? Vaishu came later , she and Varun were there first . Who the hell is supposed to feel justified anger here , ha ?

The 3 K sisters need a terrific blasting and someone shud tell them to get their facts straight . People around them r not going to sit and stand to suit THEIR whims ! This is LIFE , learn to lIVE it or go to HELL someone shud tell em .

Originally posted by: koolsadhu1000

kools, you mentioned that archoo might encounter someone not as nice as madhuri, she ALREADY has: her own behena VAISOO. she yelled right back, in her bitchy mode, why go help?

i cannot hate vaishoo for saying that. archoo deserved it, and vaishoo cant help it.

tiya , Archu will NEVER improve . Her sisters r very bitchy and ehsaan faramosh when riled , their claws come out in a flash . See the attitude she gave Archana .Arre then for so many days why didnt u stay at ur moms house yaar ? Suddenly ur mom is sick and u have an excuse to go there without rousing Manjus suspicions thats why , isnt it ? How convenient her anger was !

Tiya I will be vERY glad that Manju will unmask Vaishu and Dharmu jodi . I will clap .

Originally posted by: harpkaur

thank you kool di...wt a way 2 ruin d romantic scene with d whole AAI talk

hey whrz savita'z aaiz part lol