Manav and Satish decide to reveal all truths before Sulo and Mano. All these events take place at the Karanjkar Nivas. Just find out how exactly things unfold.
All PR members are there.
Sulochana- are achanak tum sab log yahan aa gaye..
Manohar-na chitthi na koi sandesh (adjusts lenses)
Sulochana- chup karo aap
Manav-aai aap ko kuch sachhiyan batani hain..jo ki aap ki betiyon ne aap se chhupaai hai..kuch sachhaiyan aisi bhi hain jo aapki betiyon ne aapke damaad se chhupayi hain ..aur kuch aisi sachhaiyain hai jo aap ke damaadon ne aapki betiyon se chhupayi hain
Sulochana- oh main confused ho rahi hun..jaldi se batao..nahin to mujhe asthma attack aa jayega..
Satish-aap keliye khaas araangement kiya gaya hai..niche rakha yeh bada sa instrument koi vacuum cleaner nahi ek bada sa asthma pump hai jahan se kaafi tezi se aap dose muh mein le sakti hain
Rasika-oh wow..sattu mere liye koi aisi machines bhi la sakte ho kya jahan se main kuch aur le sakun kaafi tezi se.oh vishwas I miss u baby
Manohar- mere liye to koi arrangement hi nahi hai..shayad sab yeh bhul gaye mujhe ek baar heart attack aaya tha..
Satish-hum bhule nahi hain baba..but aap ko wrong reason keliye heart attack aaya tha is liye koi use importance nahi de raha..i mean jay – archu ki shaadi toot rahi thi aap ne tabhi heart attack liya
Manohar-attack aaya tha. Maine liya nahi tha.
Manav- waise aap keliye 3 heart specialists aaye hue hain..bazoo wale kamre mein operation table tayaar kar rahe hain..kuch hua to direct open heart surgery kar denge..bole to koi risk nahi lena
Sulochana-kya main abhi sachhai jan sakti hun
Manav- well pehli sachhai yeh hai ki pune wali suhaag raat ke baad Archu ne mujhe haath tak lagane nahin diya..phir se pavitrata mode pea a gayi hai..
Archana-chhi gande..
Sulochana-thodi sharm karo manav sab ke saamne yeh sab kehte hue
Satish-dekhiye manav is trying to tell in ascending order. Jahan tak sharm ki baat hai aage aisi baton ka khulasa hoga jisse sunke sharm ke mare aap kisi ko muh dikha nahin payengi
Manohar-haai la..sulo kal tumhe chakkar aa rahe the..ulti bhi ho rahi thi..kahin yeh log usiko good news to nahin man rahe
Sulochana-chup karo aap..abhi nati pote dekhne ki umer aa gayi hai aap ki..aage bolo manav
Manav- waise koi shak hai to test karwa lete hain na
Sulochana-ek thappad lagaungi tere ko manav..aage bol
Satish-doosri sachhai yeh hai ki…oh main kaise bataun..
Manav- darr mat yaar main vacuum pump..i mean asthma pump chalu karta hun
(asthama pump starts. Manav points the pipe towards sulo aai's mouth so that as soon as jhatka comes he will insert it)
Manav-aap ko jan kar bahut dukh hoga ki …vaishali..ab main bata dun tumhari baat na
Dharmesh-ruko pehle main apne gaal ko protect kar leta hun
Manav- dharmesh pehle se shaadi suda tha aur uska ek 4 saal ka bachha bhi hai…vaishali
Sulo-nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (asthama pipe inserted) (slaps dharmu)
Manohar-mere chest mein bhi pain hai
Manav- jhooth mat boliye baba..pehle confirm kariye ki pain hai ya nahi..otherwise wahan surgeon baithe hain surgery kar denge
Sulochana- hey bhagwan yeh main kya sun rahi hun
Satish- phir se sunauan kya?
Manav- dekho ab aage badho.. satish thoda flow rate badhana yaar..doosri baat yeh hai ki varsha kabhi maa nahi ban sakti…
Sulochana- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..(sulo is taking pump with double flow rate)..
Varsha- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..mujhe pehle se pata tha satish mein koi prob hogi..bolo satish..agar tum se yeh kaam thik se nahi hota to pehle bata dete
Archana- problem tujh mein hai meri behen..tujhe satish kya dharmesh jaisa spermy insaan bhi maa nahi bana sakta…nahiiiiiiiii..main kyun sach bol rahi hun…
Sulochana-ab meri varsha ka kya hoga..
Manohar- koi aur sach baki hai kya..
Satish-jaywant kamina tha..isliye archu ne use shaadi nahi ki
Vaishali and varsha- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Sulochana-chalo is baat se thoda kam jhatka laga..dil ko tasalli mili..
Manohar-par mujhe jhatka laga ki jaywant jaise kamine se archu ki shaadi tootne ja rahi thi to mujhe kyun attack aaya
Sulochana- aaj agar saari sachhaiyan saamne aa hi rahi hain to ek sach main bata deti hun..jaywant ek din archu ke sath sare aam badtamizi kar raha tha
Archu- aaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Manav-nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (gets severe pain in the chest) koi mujhe operation room mein le jayega?
(The End..)