Truth Revealing Operation

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Manav and Satish decide to reveal all truths before Sulo and Mano. All these events take place at the Karanjkar Nivas. Just find out how exactly things unfold.

All PR members are there.

Sulochana- are achanak tum sab log yahan aa gaye..

Manohar-na chitthi na koi sandesh (adjusts lenses)

Sulochana- chup karo aap

Manav-aai aap ko kuch sachhiyan batani hain..jo ki aap ki betiyon ne aap se chhupaai hai..kuch sachhaiyan aisi bhi hain jo aapki betiyon ne aapke damaad se chhupayi hain ..aur kuch aisi sachhaiyain hai jo aap ke damaadon ne aapki betiyon se chhupayi hain

Sulochana- oh main confused ho rahi hun..jaldi se batao..nahin to mujhe asthma attack aa jayega..

Satish-aap keliye khaas araangement kiya gaya hai..niche rakha yeh bada sa instrument koi vacuum cleaner nahi ek bada sa asthma pump hai jahan se kaafi tezi se aap dose muh mein le sakti hain

Rasika-oh wow..sattu mere liye koi aisi machines bhi la sakte ho kya jahan se main kuch aur le sakun kaafi tezi se.oh vishwas I miss u baby

Manohar- mere liye to koi arrangement hi nahi hai..shayad sab yeh bhul gaye mujhe ek baar heart attack aaya tha..

Satish-hum bhule nahi hain baba..but aap ko wrong reason keliye heart attack aaya tha is liye koi use importance nahi de raha..i mean jay – archu ki shaadi toot rahi thi aap ne tabhi heart attack liya

Manohar-attack aaya tha. Maine liya nahi tha.

Manav- waise aap keliye 3 heart specialists aaye hue hain..bazoo wale kamre mein operation table tayaar kar rahe hain..kuch hua to direct open heart surgery kar denge..bole to koi risk nahi lena

Sulochana-kya main abhi sachhai jan sakti hun

Manav- well pehli sachhai yeh hai ki pune wali suhaag raat ke baad Archu ne mujhe haath tak lagane nahin diya..phir se pavitrata mode pea a gayi hai..

Archana-chhi gande..

Sulochana-thodi sharm karo manav sab ke saamne yeh sab kehte hue

Satish-dekhiye manav is trying to tell in ascending order. Jahan tak sharm ki baat hai aage aisi baton ka khulasa hoga jisse sunke sharm ke mare aap kisi ko muh dikha nahin payengi

Manohar-haai la..sulo kal tumhe chakkar aa rahe the..ulti bhi ho rahi thi..kahin yeh log usiko good news to nahin man rahe

Sulochana-chup karo aap..abhi nati pote dekhne ki umer aa gayi hai aap ki..aage bolo manav

Manav- waise koi shak hai to test karwa lete hain na

Sulochana-ek thappad lagaungi tere ko manav..aage bol

Satish-doosri sachhai yeh hai ki…oh main kaise bataun..

Manav- darr mat yaar main vacuum pump..i mean asthma pump chalu karta hun

(asthama pump starts. Manav points the pipe towards sulo aai's mouth so that as soon as jhatka comes he will insert it)

Manav-aap ko jan kar bahut dukh hoga ki …vaishali..ab main bata dun tumhari baat na

Dharmesh-ruko pehle main apne gaal ko protect kar leta hun

Manav- dharmesh pehle se shaadi suda tha aur uska ek 4 saal ka bachha bhi hai…vaishali

Sulo-nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (asthama pipe inserted) (slaps dharmu)

Manohar-mere chest mein bhi pain hai

Manav- jhooth mat boliye baba..pehle confirm kariye ki pain hai ya nahi..otherwise wahan surgeon baithe hain surgery kar denge

Sulochana- hey bhagwan yeh main kya sun rahi hun

Satish- phir se sunauan kya?

Manav- dekho ab aage badho.. satish thoda flow rate badhana yaar..doosri baat yeh hai ki varsha kabhi maa nahi ban sakti…

Sulochana- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..(sulo is taking pump with double flow rate)..

Varsha- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..mujhe pehle se pata tha satish mein koi prob hogi..bolo satish..agar tum se yeh kaam thik se nahi hota to pehle bata dete

Archana- problem tujh mein hai meri behen..tujhe satish kya dharmesh jaisa spermy insaan bhi maa nahi bana sakta…nahiiiiiiiii..main kyun sach bol rahi hun…

Sulochana-ab meri varsha ka kya hoga..

Manohar- koi aur sach baki hai kya..

Satish-jaywant kamina tha..isliye archu ne use shaadi nahi ki

Vaishali and varsha- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Sulochana-chalo is baat se thoda kam jhatka laga..dil ko tasalli mili..

Manohar-par mujhe jhatka laga ki jaywant jaise kamine se archu ki shaadi tootne ja rahi thi to mujhe kyun attack aaya

Sulochana- aaj agar saari sachhaiyan saamne aa hi rahi hain to ek sach main bata deti hun..jaywant ek din archu ke sath sare aam badtamizi kar raha tha

Archu- aaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Manav-nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (gets severe pain in the chest) koi mujhe operation room mein le jayega?

(The End..)

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Ha ha ha ha lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz🤣

Rasika-oh wow..sattu mere liye koi aisi machines bhi la sakte ho kya jahan se main kuch aur le sakun kaafi tezi se.oh vishwas I miss u baby 🤣🤣

Too good SD 😆😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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yaar
if they say all the Sach Now then aage Story kaise badegi?😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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oh my God,this was hilarious SD Bhai🤣

Great to see u back😊

amazing dialogues 👏

great work,superb yaar👍🏼

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Posted: 14 years ago
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very nice..but manav getting heart attack...😆...
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Posted: 14 years ago
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omg! i can't stop laughing🤣🤣
it's too good SD bhai....so hillarious.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣

perfect. this is exactly what PR needs to do. get an aasthma pump for sulo and an ambulance for mano and tell ALL the truths,

one more truth:
vinod: chori manav ne nahi, manju ne ki thi!

varsha and vaishu: nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. THUD. *faint*
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Posted: 14 years ago
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and more truth....
Satish: Archana ko Manav ke paas shaadi ki mandap se maine bhaga ke le gayi thi.
V-bro and sisters, Manju, Dharmesh, Sulo, Mano: Nahiiii
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Posted: 14 years ago
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thank u all...

@monica and tiya..thanks for reminding us of some extra hidden truths..🤣

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Posted: 14 years ago
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oh! You are welcome SD bhai😆

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