Kools reporting from base : Badnaami phase starts in PR
Naturally . What else was gonna happen , the way these two were going on at each other ?š
Archu , looking terrific in a cotton mango coloured sari inspite of Amma blouse , sprained her ankle while climbing the steps of the factory . She sat for a long time in visible pain on the factory steps , looking awfully lovely and the workers stared and stared and had a royal feast .ššš
Now my problem is ........why NONE of the workers rushed forward asking r u ok madam to help her in a humanatarian way as is actually the NORMAL thing to do . As it happens , they just stood like statues and stared at their pretty boss .
Just then who noticed , but BHAGWAN . š Unable to control himself Bhagwan ran to help her . ARCHANA , he said FAMILIARLY in front of the very workers they had NOT shown any recognition at the wedding , TUM THEEK TO HO NA ARCHNA?
DEKHO NA MANAV pouted Archu prettily and innocently in pain . Bhagwan was KHALLAAS with that . So were the workers who were by now GOGGLING .
Bhagwan then helped her to get up and climb the stairs , and all this by HOLDING HER HAND VERRRY VERRY CLOSE. Workers now GAPED .
BHagwan's omniscient antenna wiggled a little , he looked around at the MEN . MEn , thought the Bhagwan uneasily , deeply disappointed in his own kind .Such PIGS , really . SUCHHHHHHHH DIRTY MINDS . They simply DON't understand a PAVITRA rISHTA like his and Archu's . Bhagwan slowwwwly let go of Archu's Amma Blouse Hand . He didn't incur a Sin as he TOUCHED NO SKIN . Amma Blouse protected Archu's VIRTUE.
Archu meanwhile Had NOT noticed anything as usual .She looked AS STARTLED as she had looked when Inspector was gonna haul her in as a PROSTITUTE . Pure , innocent Archu ! And so pretty too . The Workers are all gonna toss like anything in bed at night today .
Ok , a BAD BAD worker called SAlunkhe could not resist and taunted
BADE OONCHE MAAL PE HAATH DAALA HAI MANAV NE . šššš Salunkhe clearly thought ARchu was QUALITY MAAL . He meant it as a compliment in his own , sleazy way . But Bhagwan cudn't bear it , this kind of comment for his pure bHAKT.
He ran and caught Salunkhe's collar . KYA BOLA TU , said the Bhagwan , gritting his teeeth , going in MAN MODE. He breathed so heavily , so heavily that the workers were alarmed . One worker , a most practical chap , told him DHARMESH WUD FIRE HIM FROM THE JOB . It sunk in and Bhagwan left SALUNKHE.
My comment : Phooey . WAT ELSE WAS GONNA HAPPEN DUMBOS . YEH TOH HONA HI THA........AUR KIS KIS KO MAROGE . Go , do more foo foo on railway stations and stand with dabbas conspiciously outside WORKERS CANTEENS . Then beat ur chest and tell the world that ur rishta is PAVTRA and their SOCH IS GHATIYA.
Savita is WAAT LAGAOFYING Bhagwan's life AGAIN . She advised Bhagwan NOT to tell Shravni about Archu being his boss . Reason ? Many .......
It seems GHAR KI SHAANTI BHANG HO JAAYEGI . [ Look who is talking . It seems the Deshmukhs have led suchhhhhhhhh a peaceful life prior to Shravni's occasional tantrums ..........Savita nevvver threw a single tantrum in her life }
TU USKA SWABHAV JAANTA HAI NA............So knowing that , isn't it infinitely better she knows it ASAP before she understands from third party ? What the hell will she feel when she understands the full world knows Manav is working under Archu , except HER ?
SHRAVNI USE NOKRI CHODNE KO BOLEGI Sachu ki zimmedari hai . Girish Mar gaya kya ? First didnt Manav work in Girishs garage ? Suddenly he got a KHUDDARI BHOOT and started working independently and if he can work uNDER ARCHU why not UNDER GIRISH whom he kNEW SINCE 16 BTW ? And if Girish isnt there , He can very well tell her , I need the job financially , Im nOT giving it up ! But AT LEAST TELL HER NA ?????
So Savita is doing Satyanaash again with her usual BOGUS tactics.
My comment : 32 year old man , hiding from Shravni and consulting his mom in such matters too he CANNOT take his own decisions. Arre forget Ajit Vajit , what about DHARMESH's relation with GIRISH ? What if Dharmesh blurts to Girish ?š²
Foolish Sulo 's Dastaan continues
1] Foolish Sulo was advised by both happily married rich younger daughters that DONT GO . U WILL SUFFER . Still like buddu she is going .Her excuse ?Punni and Ruchi NEED ME .
2] Manohar made a FACE . He told his younger daughters APNI BADI BEHEN KO SAMJHA.
3] Badi Behen actually said ISME KYA GALAT HAI ? VAHINI ALSO NEEDS A MOUKA. Badi behen is in mOUKA GIVING SPREE nowdays . What she doesnt understand and NEVER WILL is , MOUKAS shud be given only to GENUINELY REPENTANT people like the TIGER .Not those who r UNREPENTANT .This is a sureshot way of increasing EVIL.
4] Foolish Sulo wept coz Varsha Vaishu decided to sponsor picnic financially .It seems had Archu been married WOH BHI AISA KARTI . Why ? Whats stopping her now ?she has a job , cant she pay her share ?Why do we need a man to walk in our life and take this zimmedari of doling out shares ? MANAV HOTA TO BAAT ALAG THI it seems ...............What BULL ! Who is dependent on Archu more ? Archu on Manav or Manav on Archu ? She is earning more than him and even inthe house she wud have managed everything ALONE . Calculate her OUTPUT and see who contributes more , FEMALE OR MALE. Even now , she has supported her ex nanands life , by giving her hubby a job .
My comment :Sorry for the feminist tirade but Foolish Sulo sets me off nowdays . She needs a reality check . Punni Ruchi DONT need her , they r Manjus responsibility and Archu doesn't NEED anyone . If Sulo dies due to asthma attack is her soul gonna come from up to look after grandkids or will they grow up anyways ?š”š”š”
Didn't like Dharmesh firing Manav SO MUCH btw . It was too much . Yeah i understand the principles stuff but there is a simple thing called judgement of character.Manav is an out and out decent soul , anyone can see that , and the first thing Dharmesh shud have done is enquire silently into the WHY . Besides Manav is his Ex relation .it is a delicate relation , he simply cannot go around insulting him like that but must use TACT .Tact is also the quality a good businessman has . Satish has it..Tact and patience BOTH . I hope sumone FIRES Dharmesh . I cannot bear to see Manav working under Satish and Dharmesh , I hope he finds a new automobile part and rises up in partnership . A smack to Dharmu from me on his plump , righteous cheek .š”
Oh yeah . Salunkhe's friend , the Practical worker has promptly chamchofied to Shravni that people r talking abt his affair with his NEW BOSS LADY . šššš I bet Shravni may dismiss him on face but will become CURIOUS.
Kools signing off for the day . Like button so I know who likes and Comments even if u dont . CIAO guys.š
Edited by koolsadhu1000 - 15 years ago