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Salman

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Posted: 12 years ago

#31

A man says to his friend, "I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months."
The friend says, "Why not?"
The man says, "I don't like to interrupt her."

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jay_bpm

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Posted: 12 years ago

#32

😆😕

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Salman

@TheBhai

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Posted: 12 years ago

#33

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

But I am an awesome driver 😳

good to know... How many Accidents yet???

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559432

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Posted: 12 years ago

#34

@Shobz: Of course not... mein khud hi crap queen hoon 😆

@Bhai: I read them 😉

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Salman

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Posted: 12 years ago

#35

8. Question: How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.

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jay_bpm

@jay_bpm

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Posted: 12 years ago

#36

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Salman

@TheBhai

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Posted: 12 years ago

#37

Good one Farah, that is always their first & last best Choice.

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Salman

@TheBhai

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Posted: 12 years ago

#38

Originally posted by: jay_bpm

OMG Killer...RIP

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559432

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Posted: 12 years ago

#39

@Shobz: OMG hi5 🤣 I love to drive fast... and car racing... ufff it's so much fun

@Jay: 😡 😆 Saare women ek jaise nahin hai 😛

@Bhai: Only one.. but deadly one 😕

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Shobhit18

@Shobhit18

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Posted: 12 years ago

#40

A truth:

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much
as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the
following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of
the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make. 😆

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