Diwali special MOTW::??? - Page 16

Originally posted by: s_rajammah

A stitch in time saves nine what?

urrmmm indheke badhal avisiyama😡

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water

depends though, if they ate something bad, they might as well take a crap in the water b4 leaving... thats why you nvr see their manure on land before.😛

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

😡😡😡 buttisali nengal neh naan ottekeren. Potte varuthadengal yennai

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

how can we 'break' the law, if its just a written word? it needs to be a solid item to be broken.. 😆

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

thats why they have a term called... ' pillow talk'😉😛

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

why not? they can be the smartest person when it comes to stupidity

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

what makes you think your job is not a crime? 😆😆 idhu yeppadi 😉

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

Go to hell😆😆.... (theres no way its God Bless you... im talking to him, he sneezes.. with out even saying 'excuse me'.. aint that rude?)😉

vinod

Originally posted by: s_rajammah

What do you call a male ladybug?

teriyalai paar 😭

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

😆😆😆 u really wanna know the answer vaa? Ikea 😉

What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company?

aiyoo rammaaaaa 😡

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

fur razors ( lets just scare 'em to sleep)😆

What do chickens think we taste like?

humans???? 😛

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Get your facts right kanna 😛... hamburgers are american... we asians just throw them with lots of brutal jealousy for the pretty bride.😆😆😆

Do clowns wear really big socks

the next when royal london comes to town, i will ask this to the clown .. okay vaa😡

What happens when you swallow your pride?

mulingithe solleren okay vaa 😛

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

aiyo unggalode geniusei parthu kanna romba kusedhe 😆😆

What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?

i will tell u tonight 😡

vinod

Originally posted by: s_rajammah

What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

marapadiyum ivalava smart question ... genius lah u 👏 too much of free time huh??

When day breaks who fixes it?

Heres an intelligent answer for you..... Aurora... if you dont get it... its time for you to read some greek mythology😡

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

nowhere... its still there... just remove the scribbles from the pencil... and you can see the word.. its all in your mind..😉

How can someone "draw a blank"?

when you say draw a blank... i assume back in the ole days... when they use a 6 round pistol. If a gunner is out of ammo... wouldn't he be drawing blank?

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

urrmmmm grrrrr 😡

how do you get off a nonstop flight?

Easy... during Hunting season, 'flight' of geese will be an easy target to shoot down

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

No idea but now i kinda of feeling its ...... 😛😆

Why are highways build so close to the ground?

if you want the highways up in the sky... try using 'air' as the mould to make the highways...

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

why does a convertable car have doors when you can just jump in?

vinod

Originally posted by: aisha_muka1980

😲.........how did i miss this....i thought Mrs. cool nezzu akka's grilling time was over........Oh well....all are doing a fab job with this 😃..........keep it going guys......

Nezzu akka........your answers are awesome.........keep it up too....👍🏼

1. If you weren't a Homo sapian in this birth, what would you prefer to be?

will be back to edit this later

2. Choose one: Neenga nallavangala? kettavangal?....sollunga (Naayagan styeee)!

hehehehe if i answer this .. then u will be hearing bakul bakul from sue 🤣🤣

3. If you were a doctor, what is the first thing you would do?

Urrmmm good question ... uurrm ummmm teriyalaiyaaaaeeee 😆😆

4. Your favorite tamil melody?

anything that is good to hear ...😳

5. Your fav person: Caryn or Karthika??

too much .. 😡😡 of course both 😉

6. Why do people get called kolappal/ sothappal ranis?

Yenneke indhe kelvi maa 😡 mavaleh nee matthum ippo pakketheilei irundhei, i wud have shown u the reason y 😛😆

7. Translate the following tamil song lyrics into english (word for word...can't leave out):

Ey Adra AdraNaakka Mukka Naakka Mukka

Hey beat beat tongue nose tongue nose
Naakka Mukka Naakka Mukka

tongue nose tongue nose
Ey Maadu Setha Manusan Thinnan

hey cow dei human eat 🤢
Thola Vechi Mela Katti

skin keep up tie

I really cannot take it aish 🤣

Ok nezzu akka....this is it for now...will come back later to post more....

Originally posted by: netra_rama

Originally posted by: eljay

Netra, I can see why you and Vinod make a perfect pair from the questions he is asking you! Does he have a lot of free time at work? Or is this his normal routine, asking such questions?

Originally posted by: netra_rama