4th KRANTIKARI OF THE WEEK:Dewy - Page 2

Originally posted by: skeptical

Excellent Dewy ------------------- Am very impressed. A +++

Originally posted by: an12345678

Dew, here are my questions... (As I said before also, me very bad at questioning... :( but have to help others in grilling you)

How you define yourself?

Most difficult. I'll keep it simple. Am a mother, a wife, a daughter/in law, sister and a friend. Am a law abiding citizen. On a personal note, was a dreamer, am now a realist.

Are you a tough taskmaster?

Ummm, I dont think so. I harp on deadlines, but am not strict in my approach.

What makes you angry?

Hypocrisy, indifference, irresponsibility, illogic. AND, bad driving and irresponsible parking by others. 😡

What makes you smile?

Smile? Many things..most things.. little ones..top of the mind recall- my daughter's baby talk. What makes me happy- Being satisfied and content with what I have.

I imagine you as a person who is a strict disciplinarian. Am I right?

Totally on the contrary, am totally indisciplined.. I reach meetings

just on time 😉 Struggle to drop my kid to playschool on time every single

day.. 😛

What makes life beautiful?

Beauty is in moments. It is found not only in happiness, but in sorrow

too. Grace and elegance in sorrow is beautiful. Being blessed to live

this life and to view/feel/hear/touch/smell is beautiful. Experiencing

life is beautiful.

What makes you come back to this forum again and again?

Am addicted to this forum, because of the members here. I love the

views expressed, and I love the mode of expression. Each one of us

knows where to draw the line, and each of us is sensitive enough to

gauge the other's sentiment. And still, we dont compromise on our

opinons and we have a lot of fun.

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Will be back with more... :)

Your qns took time An.. havent thought about all this for a long while, so had to sit and introspect. Thanks for that. 😊

Originally posted by: jyoti06

Enaa this time I thought of grilling you early this week only😃..normally I make my entry last but this time I was just itching to grill you..so why not now😉😆

Achha here r some different type of questions where your sense of humour and writing skills will b tested😳..I gave these questions to Dawn and now I m giving it to u because I know u can answer these as per my expectations😳

So here I go😛

Urrrrghhhh !!! 😡 I was laughing at Dawn when these were posted, and now the proverbial tail bites the cat.. I'll sweetly kill you Jo, you know that na.. OK, I'll deal with as many as I can, to begin with..

If a turtle looses it's shell, is it naked or homeless? Dead- the shell is part of the skeletal system I guess. Besides, the tortoise would look so gross, right?

Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends, on whether you drank from it, or filled it half, to begin with.

Is there an end to the skies? Space is finite, but it has no end.. ( Now, you tell me what this means) 😉

What lies beyond the mountains? In a child's picturebook, Clouds, birds and Sun.. 😃

What if there were no hypothetical situations? There would be no questions like this one, which would be a mercy..

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? He parks it at home.. 😃

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Misinformation there, they need to restock, so they DO close for one hour atleast.. 😉

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? Yuckkk...and who would drink THAT milk? Not me, surely..

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Opposites attract- the pan was sticky..

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Light ^2..

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Because they put Braille on the NON-drive-up ATMs. And, because they have to do that, they only bother to make one type of ATM keypad.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? For the same reason that when you transport something in a boat it is called cargo; but when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? It wanted to differentiate itself from the pack..

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Hahahaha... direct to qn before last..

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Magnet for disaster- who would sit in that plane?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Because you cant cope with the Rj's verbal diarrhoea when you try to 'concentrate'.. Seriously put, only one sense organ can work at full concentration at a given point of time.. one of the limitations of our spectacular Nervous system.

If you have your finger touching the

rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? Now, thats a point to ponder.. no wonder mirror is such an illusionary object.

Oh and don't try to find any logic here Ena..because its coming from my head..so u can understand😉😆😆..All the best and take your time..u can answer it in parts also😳

Originally posted by: morningdew

Originally posted by: jyoti06

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Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?

Because it is a collection of various objects for a particular purpose.. or because it comes with a remote?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

It runs to avoid smelling your stinking feet..

Why does an

alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

The going off is inside the head..

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

No, the other way round.. the opposite of Congress is Progress..

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

The guy who coined them was a lazy lump..

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
The first one never got completed, and the name stuck..

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Poor things still feel the same way..

Why is there an expiration date on

SOUR cream?
Sour is still better than rotten.. theory of relativity..

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
? No, every once in a while, something will go right..

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

This prompts me to ask- what word means 'not flammable'?

How can someone "draw a blank"?
The same way you cook a story I guess

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Ironies in life..

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Here on started the need to 'abbreviate' in the first place..

Why did kamikaze pilots wear

helmets?
Haha…on a serious note, coz they hold microphones, breathing tubes etc..

What is another word for "gdfgaurus"?
I know this one.. jkjlimoros

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

LOL.. the only thing which saves the bearer the cost of packing..

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

I really never bothered to find out.. 😃

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

Better control of the barges in the RIVERS when pushing

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Maybe coz there is always a 'better' ball game happening..

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Because "Sits" would sound so strange, no?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Let them manage first, for starters.

Does a fish get

cramps after eating?

Ofcourse, havent you seen it fishing around looking for medicine post the meal?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Those who started using slow up, were basically trying to act smart..

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
They are disappointed as to why they missed hitting each other..

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Meeeeee....

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. Why??😕

Please note. Man. Women wont believe in such foolishness.

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
A wood-flesh hybrid spider. Gross.

Why is

LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?

No one would taste it, so bluff away..tadaa...

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?

No air inside the bottle to dry it..

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Nurse, administer 4 quick..

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
Yes, and then they would become green..

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
How do we know there isnt..

Why do they report power outages on TV?
To prompt you to buy Su-kam inverters.. ( usme TV bhi chalta hai)

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why do empty vessels sound much?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Their own pride and greed..

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why would he speak alone? Wrong there only..

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Chief wise guy is wise man?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
The guy thought look and see were opposites..

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Pennies are as it is outdated, lets keep the cents..

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the slowest hour of the day called 'rush hour'?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?

Quack-- I dont know Jack,oops..Jo

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Glad to be none of the above..

Oh and don't try to find any logic here Ena..because its coming from my head..so u can understand😉😆😆..All the best and take your time..u can answer it in parts also😳

Great going Dew ..............