1st KRANTIKARI OF THE WEEK:Skeptical - Page 6

Originally posted by: skeptical

Just awesome. 👏

OK, here I go with my set of qns...

1) How much should one have in common with one's partner?

At least 50%

2) Is caring the same as love?

Care can be equated to concern so I dont think its the same.

3) Are men and women really too different to get along?

Not too different. Not at all. But certain perpectives are definitely different

4) Why do we like emotionally vulnerable men and determined, independent women? ( Is it some kind of level state we try to achieve? )

Men are seen as being stoic and controlled, hence vulnerablity is desired in them. On the other hand, women tend to be a bit reliant, malleable and timid by nature, hence the determined independent type are admired.

5) How many colors exist in the world?

Many of them but when all colours mix together, they form the colour white..... the colour of peace and purity.

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Oh balle...balle...it's me again....tee hee.....!!!😆

Are congrats-vongrats to you haseena........

I will have list of Q for you, but before that let me tell you the pre-requisite for answering my Q....

they all have to be Ramayan style...lambe...lambe...epics....😆

No one or two words answer allowed for you.......😉

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee....Happy Grilling Nupur.......being grilled Skippy......😃

I am doing Installments....so as not to give you heart atatcks......:-

Choose three unattached members and write a matrimonial ad for each one of them (to be published in shaadi.com)

Choose five (or more) attached members and write a matrimonial ad for each one of them (to be published in secondshaadi.com)

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from sinuses, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How did a fool and his money get together ?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Originally posted by: morningdew

I hail from the planet of Venus. Hence my support to females and here my kudi in particular. Oh and you too!!

@ Nups

Originally posted by: Nupur9

Oh balle...balle...it's me again....tee hee.....!!!😆

Are congrats-vongrats to you haseena........

I will have list of Q for you, but before that let me tell you the pre-requisite for answering my Q....

they all have to be Ramayan style...lambe...lambe...epics....😆

Oh Oh, this is Skep not Joey !!!! Is it that you r knocking on the wrong door?

No one or two words answer allowed for you.......😉

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee....Happy Grilling Nupur.......being grilled Skippy......😃

I am doing Installments....so as not to give you heart atatcks......:-

For me all of u are unattached and I shall write the matri ad for 8 from the forum. Okay?

Choose three unattached members and write a matrimonial ad for each one of them (to be published in shaadi.com)

Choose five (or more) attached members and write a matrimonial ad for each one of them (to be published in secondshaadi.com)

The following are rhetorical questions which I have got many many times as forwards. So I don't have to answer them. Right?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from sinuses, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How did a fool and his money get together ?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Suru Ho jao meri haseena......when in doubt PM nups 😆😆

On second thoughts....maybe you are right......!

Ok Nups,

Here is the reply to your request. I have tried to do the matrimonial ads in my way like riddles actually. You guess and tell me which person the ad refers to.

I took a tumble

As I stumbled

Took off on a broom

To find a groom.

For few lasses

Amongst the masses

Only the Best need apply

I'll try to reply

ONE

Always at a grind

With a one track mind

But you won't find

For she's one of a kind.

She adores her hero

Who I find a zero

Ufff ......he's so hot

And ...... what not

Her lectures are long

Yet we all throng

At the sound of the gong

To read the funny and the comic

Her lamba lamba epic.

Seeking a groom for this chirpy beautiful dreamer. Has recently got a promotion and has taken charge of the supermarket called MRD. She desires to marry a TDH Adonis who has a curl falling on his forehead like Dharam Garam and has a moustache that resembles a caterpillar. The groom is preferred to remain shirtless. If you fit the bill, only then reply.

The next follows soon

This one is tender

True to her gender

She's quite busy

On her trips of fantasy

Weaving her words

With her little birds

Fairies and things

With gossamer wings

Her quill she dips

And wine she sips

Writes her verse

That's never terse

Lilting and sweet

Precise and neat

Will keep you in seat

As reading it is a treat.

Seeking a groom for this dreamer who lives in an ethereal world of enchantment. The groom must be everything a girl hopes for and more. One who can keep her in this marvelous bubble. She is hard working and well read. She owns a business called MRD & Co. Those who have a poetic sense, need apply.

THREE

This one is smart

A class apart

So be wise and pick

For she's always homesick

When in a tizzy

Will make you dizzy

Watch your fundas

Or you'll get her dundas…..

Seeking a groom for this flamboyant gal who rooted for Obama. If you watch Ramayan it is a plus point. She needs to return home at least once a year. Those who resemble Immu or who can tell something about Shubhu need apply.

FOUR

This one's a prickly pear

For if you dare

Her teeth she'll bare

And give you a scare

Don't say a word

Better go unheard

For she's the boss

You'll go for her toss

Her handsome golden boy

Gives her such joy

If I don't agree

She goes on a spree

She'd hang me from a tree

But she did set me free

She seems very stern

For her words will burn

But at the next turn

Will show her concern

For she is tender and sweet

As she pleads and entreats

To see her hero's good looks

Or that he isn't a crook

But I don't agree with that

And say, "Drat the Rat"

Seeking a groom for this tender hearted girl. Must be TDH, well educated and England returned. Wanted to major in Literature but landed up in the corporate world. Is good at public relations and is presently taking care of newly set up mall called MRD

FIVE

This one's into numerology

And decodes Loveology

Gives a theory and analogy

And a methodology.

Went off mood

And began to brood

When at cricket, they failed

For off went the bails

She'd stamp on their tail

Anger she couldn't curtail

Flounced out of the room

Zip…. Zap ….. Zoom

Seeking a groom for this romantic who falls in love with words and sentences. Right now she's the CEO of a Company called MRD Ltd. If you are sensitive to thoughts and words, only then apply.

@ Nups and Numes

You have wowed but not guessed who's who. So who was it ?