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Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!

Few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checking involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to three persons: two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man got a shocked look on his face and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job."
So they bring in the second man, take him to the same door and hand him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what
the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about five minutes, then the door opened. The man
came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her. I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." "No," the CIA man replied, " you don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Next, they turned to the woman for her test. They led her to the same door, to the same room, and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances. This is your final test. Inside, you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door had even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing. One shot after another, for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!!!"
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Amusing Anecdotes


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Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!

As A night clerk for the Kansas City division of the FBI, I frequently received calls for a local hospital that had a similar number. One night after answering the phone, "FBI," I heard a gasp on the other end of the line. Guessing what had happened, and trying to be helpful, I said, "That's all right. You were calling the North Kansas City Hospital, weren't you?" Before I could give that number, there was another gasp and a man stammered, "Boy — you people really do know everything!"
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