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Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends.
Champu is in love with Champi,the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad,
so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the garden.

Suddenly the see- saw breaks.. and they burst to a song !

See- Saw ho ya dil ho... aakhirrr...toot jaata hai...toot
jaata hai...toot jaata hai...!!!!!

A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father.

"Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."

Pichle saal ki baat hai..


An Australia director made a movie called "GAVASKAR"


... Apna Sunil Gavaskar felt very proud about it. He went personally to watch the movie and check out how his image was portrayed in the movie. Movie chaalu ho gayi ... interval tak Gavaskar ka koi naamonishaan nahi.. then Gavaskar thought movie me asli actor interval ke baad hi aata hai .
But the bad part is movie got over and no Gavaskar found. Gavaskar got wild and he decided to sue the movie producers & directors.

He asked "Gavaskar naam ki movie banayi aur mere baare me kuch bhi nahi aisa kyon kiya ??"
then he got a reply and after hearing that he got silent and came back home in India ...
guess wht was the reply he got ???
...
"Indians ne bhi to BORDER movie banayi lekin Allan Border ke baare me kuch bataya kya ??"

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?

Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio... with a sports car around it.

Question : Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
Answer : Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best..

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.

Santa to Banta: Aaj teri biwi chup kiyun baithi hai.

Banta: Us ne lips-stick mangi thi, maine Fevi Quick de di,
na chip-chip na jhik-jhik.