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meghan11

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Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#331

What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved..

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meghan11

@meghan11

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#332

What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
-Ohm

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meghan11

@meghan11

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#333

After hike in petrol price, Santa was not worried at all.
When Banta asked him the reason, he said: "How does it matter? Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 in my car, now also I'll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!"

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meghan11

@meghan11

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#334

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...", it does not move.
Finally he wrote the conclusion:
"After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."

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meghan11

@meghan11

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#335

Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realized the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."

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meghan11

@meghan11

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#336

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly
disease.
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor how??

scroll....

Because the patient had a BLUE-TOOTH !!

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cutie_pie101

@cutie_pie101

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#337

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi. 😆

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cutie_pie101

@cutie_pie101

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#338

One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock...!
why...?? " Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!

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meghan11

@meghan11

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#339

Santa runs home yelling : "Pack your bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto!"
WIFE: Oh dear! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???
Santa: "WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST..."