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Posted: 12 years ago

#361

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy..

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meghan11

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Posted: 12 years ago

#362

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting..

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meghan11

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Posted: 12 years ago

#363

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye..

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meghan11

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Posted: 12 years ago

#364

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on..

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meghan11

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Posted: 12 years ago

#365

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?..

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Posted: 12 years ago

#366

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it..

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meghan11

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Posted: 12 years ago

#367

Don't be so humble - you are not that great..

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meghan11

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Posted: 12 years ago

#368

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice..

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meghan11

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Posted: 12 years ago

#369

Did you see that dress? "I saw the dress. "Did you like it? He didn't answer. I took that as a yes. "Am I going to endanger my reputation if I wear it to the dance? When he spoke, I could barely hear him. "You'll endanger the school. I smiled and fell asleep.