PART 1
Meetwa was loudly munching the carrots that he himself had chopped for his dearest, sipahi wife. But little did he know, she was planning to brutally murder his innocent plans of a romantic brunch by the following text
'Good Morning Dhoduram. Tu so raha tha isliya manne tujhe na uthaya. Mein woh Kittu ke saath gym ayi Hoon. Hum lunch yaha kar lenge tu Mera intezaar maat karna. Aur chinta maat karna diet plan ke hisaab se hi khana khaungi. Pakka wada. 👍🏼'
There were so many things wrong about the following text. Now, how do you tell your wife that you are addicted to her undivided attention, and you are not liking the fact that her attention is being shared by a guy who might be as tall as him, but is more well-built than he is. I never felt ashamed of my Punjabi roots, but I so wish nowadays that I was born and raised in Shahabad because Meet connects different with Shahabadis.
So, here is what went wrong. My dotting 5'2 wife didn't want a fitness trainer, but I, yes the very own Gadha Alhawat, went online, checked reviews and booked an appointment with one of the best fitness trainer of the town. The name was Kiran Singh. My first assumption was it must be a female, and honestly I was more busy reading the person's achievements and credibilities than the gender. Now, if a guy and a girl can both be named Meet. Why can't a guy be named Kiran as well?
What's more? Kiran turned out to be Meet's childhood mohalla ka dost who used to play cricket with her. Infact, he was the one who taught her how to repair mixers and ovens. Kiran is probably everything what Meet ever wanted in a guy, because nowadays she is always talking with him or about it.
I sensed danger in my territory 20 mins after Meet met Kiran. She was laughing her head off at some inside joke, with her hand on his shoulder. She never laughs at my jokes. To which Deep replied 'you are not funny! 😆' Okay. I was sharing my dilemma with Deep. It only gave him an excuse to laugh at my expense. Honestly, I need to make better friends . And did I miss the part that my loving wife/ gf calls her trainer 'Kittu'??? And what does she call me??? Dhoduraam? Nahi Kaun apne pati ko aisa bulata Hain??? Pati hu Bhai thodi???😡
Initially, Kiran would come and do some yoga sessions with Meet at our house while I would watch. No!!! I won't sneak and watch. Mujhe sofa k piche betha rehna accha lagta hain and so was what I told Tej Veere when he spotted me looking for my wife. Ever since then, whenever Kiran comes to Alhawat house, Tej Veere and Hoshiyar jiju starts singing 'Tu Hain Meri Kiran....'.
Apne paer pe kulhadi Marna koyi mujhse sikhe. I felt a sharp burn in my heart when I saw Meet doing yoga with Kiran. That could have been us.💔 Then, what he did, was enough to push all my triggers. He literally held her by her waist to fix her position!!! No Mister no one touches Mrs Meet Alhawat like that. So, that night, I told Meet that she could get rid of her fitness trainer if she wanted. He had enough time to train her for physical test. But she was like, 'Na na dodhuraam tu apne kaam pe focus kar. Kittu ke saath waisa bhi main ab comfortable Hoon. '
I would be lying if i say that I didn't see red at that moment. But I always counted myself as a secure and sensible bf. Pata nahi itna paranoid kyun horaha Hoon. Trainer hi toh hain. Aur we are talking about Meet here. Par I think I lose control of my senses when I see her with that Kittu😡. Uss Kittu ki niyaat accha nahi lagta mujhe.
Toh finally I did something I'm not very proud of. I told mom to visit Kiran. I felt if mom saw how Kiran handles his female clients, she might have some issues with it. She might herself get Meet appointed to a female trainer. I don't know what I was thinking..and I even don't know what mom is upto, but she seemed very impressed by Kiran. She immediately took appointment for his yoga classes a day after. Phir dhire dhire saare ladies ek k baad ek Kiran k classes join Karne lage. Though,he personally handles Meet's case. He takes common yoga classes thrice every week. Bas waha Jake saare ladies parhe rehta hain. Kal hi Deep bhi keh raha tha ki pata nahi sabko Kiran mein Kya dikhta hain. Pata nahi woh itna udaas kyun hain. Woh toh single hain and uska koyi jata bhi nahi uss manhoos classes mein ( lol as if 😂) . Even Tej Veere and Hoshiyar jiju have stopped Meet Alhawat teasing sessions ,and joined the Kiran hate club. Dad and Chacha also looked displeased the other day when all the ladies invited Kiran for dinner. Unn k biwi kamse Kam ek class k baad wapas toh aati Hain. Meri wali toh wahi settle hogayi😭.
My train of thoughts were halting by the notification sound of my phone. Btw, Kiran influencer bhi hain, and I started following him from the time Meet joined his classes.
Kiran shared a story. Kiran and Meet were in a cafe where Kiran was singing ' Tu hi Mera Meet hain' and Meet was laughing.
I blinked twice at the extremely offensive video infront of me. If killing wasn't a crime, I knew who I wanted to murder. Tej Veere rushed towards me with his phone, followed by a bemused Hoshiyar jiju.
T-Meet tune uss Kitty-Kittu (yeah we call him Kitty) ka story dekha?
H-Saale Sahab sambhal jao. Aaj Gaana ga raha Hain Kal apse gawaya ga
Tej gives a perturbed look to Hoshiyar
H-Areh! Meet bhabhi aur Kitty bhaia k Shaadi pe 😎
MA-Nahiiiiiii
As a reaction of my loud voice, both jiju and Veere had hands on their chest as they fell on the sofa. 😳
MA-Ab this kitty will be a dead Kitty. Kittu has to go!!!!!😡
There under the chandelier light, the three musketeers shared a determined smile 😉
P.S- Aaj mood hain phir pata nahi kaab ho. Toh Socha yeh bhi dey du.
Anupamaa
