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AnjanaYYZ thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
@Cotswold - thanks for the appreciation. Your OSes rock - loved the restroom" story too🤣🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
Cotswold, never asked - did you read the original |}Kahani mere Mahabharat ki{| ? šŸ˜†
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Posted: 11 years ago
So Vallava & Brihannala decide that Keechak would have to be killed, or else he'd expose them.
However, Malini warns them that since Duryodhan & Shakuni are in town, killing him in a wrestling fight would make it obvious that Bhima was there. How to do it in a way that would dispel Kaurava suspicions?

M: We still have an issue. We can't just have you Vallav kill that suta in a duel.

B: What other choice do we have?

V: If we killed him using some adharmi means, nobody would suspect that it's us.

M: How do you suggest we do that?

V: Here is the plan. Tonight, you lure him to your chambers, asking him for dinner, and promise him that he'll get what he's bargained for after that.

B: Then what?

V: I'm going to poison his laddoos. Malini, ask Tantripala to deliver a pot of poisoned kheer as well. I'll mix cyanide w/ the rice. Essentially, everything will be poisoned.

B: But Vallav, that's adharm!!!

V: Precisely!!! If we do that, then Gandharaj will immediately eliminate the possibility of us being here.

Accordingly, Vallava poisons Keechak's food, & Malini invites him for dinner. Keechak invites her to join him.

M: Kshama kare, senapati, but I already ate.

K: But I'm your guest, how could you have eaten?

M: I was very hungry, was almost dying. So I had my meal b4 you came, so that I could feast my eyes watching you eat.

K: (thinking to himself) This can not be Draupadi.

M: Don't worry, after you are done, we'll both have a good time

K: Good time? A great time

Keechak has the meal and collapses, and a few minutes later, he's dead. Brihannala & Vallav remove him to a cemetary, and then raise the alarm. The Kauravas come there, shocked to see that he's dead.

D: Mamashree, he was threatening to expose the Pandavas. I'd have expected him to have been crushed to death by Bhima, or beheaded by Arjun. But that's not what happened.

S: Yeah. He's been poisoned. So the Pandavas couldn't have been behind it.

D: Sure, they could have. Bhima is perfectly capable of it.

S: Nahi, mere bachchey... there is no way Yudisthir would have allowed it. Nor Arjun.

D: I think you're right here. Let's return & see where else could they have gone.

So DSD leave Matsya. Kanka is busy w/ a game of dice w/ Virata.

V: I'm very happy today, Kanka. The threat to my rule is gone. Whoever killed them should be rewarded.

K: Maharaj, I agree that Keechak should have been killed, but the way he was killed - poisoning - was adharm. So I request you not to reward him

V: Naah, doesn't matter. Killing an adharmi like Keechak is good. No matter what the means.

An argument starts b/w Virata & Kanka, & in the end, Virata in frustration hurls the dice & gives Kanka a bloody nose. Malini comes & prevents it from touching the ground.
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Posted: 11 years ago
Good one again Vrish šŸ‘... but why dint Panchaali opt to cook instead of going for a cyanide? šŸ˜†
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Posted: 11 years ago
It wasn't deadly enough - a true love like ā­ļøKeechak could have digested her cooking 😈

Also, her disguise would have been out, since nobody but Draupadi could have cooked that badly 😈
Edited by .Vrish. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Dear ā­ļøkalanks & kalankinis

It's true that I had a thing for Sairandhree. I had no idea that it was Draupadi. And I never burnt her clothes - her worst offender in that department remained Dushashan!!!

Also, I had no friendship w/ Duryodhan: his friend/BIL Susharma was my enemy, and I crushed him several times. So there is no reason I would have offered to help Duryodhan find the Pandavas, even if he did come, which he didn't. Oh, and the policy of being hostile to Hostilenapur came from me, not my jija Maharaj.

And the fight? I was tricked - I thought that Sairandhree was waiting there, but it was Vallav. He tore me apart & totally mangled my body - didn't stab me w/ a broken spear. After my death, he killed 105 of my brothers.

But the last thing - my jija Maharaj did not have any issues w/ me. Just wait until you get here - I'm going to torment you in ways that would make my treatment of Sairandhree look like a body massage in a Matsya bath & body spa.

Yours threateningly

Keechak

P.S. Oh, and I never wore Uttarans from Duryodhan, Bhima or Nakul
Edited by .Vrish. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Vrish - 🤣🤣🤣 You saved me a letter😃 Could you add that the real Keechak didn't wear uttaran from Dury-Bheem-NakulšŸ˜›
Edited by AnjanaYYZ - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Omg vrish! !!!@
This letter is hilarious! !!!
N tht uttarn thing!!! Hats off anjana!!!!

O dear!!! This thread should be a ga!!!
Its worth it!!!
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: .Vrish.

Cotswold, never asked - did you read the original |}Kahani mere Mahabharat ki{| ? šŸ˜†

Yup.. I have read it.. šŸ˜† Long live Yudhi.. He is such a hilarious choice in place of Karna.. šŸ˜†
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Posted: 11 years ago

Letter and OS of agyaatvas .. Hilarious.. šŸ˜†

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