The C. N. A. T. - Page 69

Thnks Abhishek for detailed excerpt of this incident. ..I didn't know this 😛

It was the last week of vanvaas. Pandav and Panchali had started deciding on their disguises. Panchali had breathed a huge sigh of relief when Arjuna had opted to be an eunuch. He would be surrounded by women, but In that form he would not be able to acquire yet another wife. As for Yuddhistir he would be safe with the dice. No woman not even she could compete with them for his affection.*sigh* Bhim would also be too busy eyeing ladoos to woe any soutans. The twins were still a concern, but Sahadev managed to put her fears about him to rest when he promised to become an hunchback and daily wear eau de cow dung.

Originally posted by: AnjanaYYZ

NP OS on Agyatvaas Attire

It was the last week of vanvaas. Pandav and Panchali had started deciding on their disguises. Panchali had breathed a huge sigh of relief when Arjuna had opted to be an eunuch. He would be surrounded by women, but In that form he would not be able to acquire yet another wife. As for Yuddhistir he would be safe with the dice. No woman not even she could compete with them for his affection.*sigh* Bhim would also be too busy eyeing ladoos to woe any soutans. The twins were still a concern, but Sahadev managed to put her fears about him to rest when he promised to become an hunchback and daily wear eau de cow dung.

Only Nakul was continuing to give her heartburn. The last time she had left Nakul to his own devices after Rajsui... Yuddhistir had sent him to Chedi with Shishupal's body and he had returned with the Chedi's Rajkumari. 😡 When Panchali had thrown a fit, Nakula had fallen on her feet and begged for 2nd chance just like his brothers who had all married other wives during their Vijaya Yatras😡😡 Eventually she had forgiven him as she had the others after they had all promised never ever to marry again. Still she worried they would stray again while they were apart during agyatvaas. The other four had all managed to put her heart at ease as their disguises were either repellent like Sahdev's or would keep them otherwise preoccupied like Bhima's.

But, Nakula was being difficult. He had refused her offer to make him eau de horse manure. And was insistent on wearing tight dhotis that showed off his muscled calves and rear to their best advantage. Then there was the super cool geometric tattoo design he had been refining...she had gotten Yuddhistir to suggest he get a simple AUM, but Nakula had instead somehow convinced Yuddhistir that an AUM tattoo would be sacrilegious. She got Bhim to suggest a beard to camouflage his handsomeness, but even then he beaded his beard and managed to look as handsome as ever A handsome horseman husband - what had she been thinking when she asked Bhagvan Shiv for such a vardhaan? If only she had known then how hard it would be keep other women from throwing themselves at such a husband He even refused to wear a pagdi and hide his fabulous hair. At her wit's end Panchali begged Arjuna to suggest he at least blacken his teeth lest he be recognized as the handsomest man in all Aryavaat.

Dear ⭐️Kalanks & kalankinis

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Originally posted by: Abhishek_King

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BTW,What is done here,in this thread????😕

Originally posted by: Surya_krsnbhakt

YOu mean what is the purpose of CNAT?

TO make fun, or crack jokes, or write some nonsense about ⭐️Bharat. OR write long funny stories about it. ANything.

keechak and the kuru gang is having fun in matsya desh. As the kuru gang stayed back for the identification parade keechak have arranged for a dance party and dice game (casino style)
Panchali along with pandavas have made plan to punish keechak.

since dance party is organized Brihu have to give a spl chikne chameli performance!!!
brihu had a grand entry in dance party!!! the Cleopatra carpet wrap style entry. Mamashri who was about to throw the dice forgets to throw it.

Mmshri: who is this?
Kechk: this is the awesome item dancer in the whole of aryavarth !!! Brihanalla the Bomb-shell!!!

keechak is having second thoughts about sairu "why did i ask her to come to my chambers when i had an even better option at my finger tips!!!! ". he looked at dury and dushy.

Dushy: why the hell did she secure her saree's pallu!!!
Dury: she is an awesome asset to HP. Mamashri when we are done with keechak n all we will take this item to HP!! why should matsya raj have all the fun!!!!

in the mean time keechak managed to talk to brihu in private and asked her to come to his chambers. If sairu ditched him he still have a chance to have "fun" 😉.

As keechak walked to his chambers a daasi gave him a parchment which had the message from sairu saying tht the cook have made an awesome wine and since its his first try he want to serve it himself. so she wont be able to bring the wine. instead he will be bringing it.

Keechak entered his chambers and sairu was standing at the other end.as he approched her Brihu knocked the door. she entered the chamber with a giggle. again keechak approched sairu but interuppted by balav's knock on the door. Balav entered and served wine to him. in two shots keechak was in hallucinations. he stared doing his own style of snake dancing and was singing some song in an unknown language. Brihu and sairu looked at each other and to balav.
kechak even ran outside his room and sang loudly

the dwarpal who is so not new to keechak's this kind of behaviour didnt looked surprised. they saw brihu and sairu there thought "lucky guy!!! two gals!!! dear lord pls make me keechak in my next birth. or at least brihanalla's hubby!!!"

Keechak ran back to his room and balav closed the door. as he approached sairu balav hit him from behind and dragged him and did all possible stunts he knew on him. even tried something new he created. Since keechak only made some weird noises the dwarpal outside shared their thoughts again!! 😉

Later balav deposited keechak in the near by fridge filled with ice cube (since he was a chain drinker he had a fridge in his chambers) and left.

Brihu was about to leave but sairu stopped

S: dont go now. I ll leave first and u leave in the morning only.
B. in morning. wat will tht dwarpal think.
S: nothing they will think you had "fun"

sairu laughed and was about to leave but saw tht brihu's eye brows have grown too much and she is in an immediate need of threading.

S: your eye brows have grown too much. i ll fix it and leave.
B: its only a matter of 15 days. leave it.
S: no!!!!

with no choice left brihu agreed. Sairu pulled the long thread of the bed's curtain. since she pulled it so hard the curtain thing came down.

outside the dwarpal looked at each other on the sound of cracking bed.

Sairu stared her work and as it proceeded brihu stared to make perky sounds as it started getting painful.

again dwarpal outside looked at each other and thought " omg!!!!! this keechak guy is bloody awesome Casanova"

finally sairu was done and she left.

in the morning Brihu came out of the chambers as she slept well in the royal bed after along time most of her clothes and hair was tangled.

Dwarpal: uuummm!!!!!

brihu didnt understand a thing and left with a confused look!!! 😲


hope i didnt go over the edge!!! 😆 😆

Krishnaa, that was brilliant!! 😆

Krishnaa! Ye Tune Kya Kiya!🤣