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Yo Guys ! On the occasion of 69th Independence of India I am bringing you an OS .
FREEDOM FROM RK
Holla peoplezzz ! Ah I am sure that you must be shocked with my OS title . Well this is MY style . Oh let me introduce myself to you . I am RK the Superstar aka Rishabh Kundra and this OS is going to be from my POV .
Well you all must be guessing that whats wrong with me - sexy RK , and who the hell wants freedom from me - RK ??? Right ??
WRONG !! You are wrong in your thought process . Well no one wants freedom from me but its me , RK who wants freedom from RK aka Ranbir Kapoor .
Yeah you heard that right that even a witty , smart , sexy and handsome man like ME also wants freedom on this Independence day and that to from my own friend Ranny aka Ranbir Kapoor . Wait lemme actually tell you that why I want freedom from Ranny . It's because of my beautiful wife Madhubala Rishabh Kundra .
Yeah !!
Well I have a beautiful wife whom I love more than anything else in this world . She is my oxygen . But my Oxygen I mean my Biwi is a big fan , cooler, AC of RK . Well not this RK but Ranny after watching his movie "Barfi" . She will watch his every damn movie first day first show and after coming back to mansion again she will watch his movies and till the sleeps take over her at night , she will tell me each minute detail of Ranny's movie from characters to dialogues to even costumes .
Can you believe it that our room which should have our photo has Ranbir Kapoor's photo . The day , when Biwi decided to keep Ranny's pic in our room i came home early . I thought that I entered into a wrong mansion but then the room was so familiar and when I saw Biwi standing on a stool kind of a thing putting Ranny's pic on the wall I was the most shocked person .
"Biwi ! what's this ?? what is Ranny's pic doing in our room ??"
"Oh RK ! How are all these pics looking ?? I know you will like it after all he looks so dashing na" Biwi said this to me dreamily
"Biwi ! This is OUR room , OUR bedroom so it should have OUR pics . Then why did you put Ranny's pic in OUR room ? Which couple puts someone else's pics in their bedroom ??" I tried to tell her the practical side .
"Oh Patidev ! Chill . Why are you reacting so much like a nuclear . Its just his pic in our room and he is not here himself physically ."
Why can't Biwi understand this that I don't want even Ranny's pic in OUR room . What if he I mean his pics witnesses our erotic love making session ?? Jeeez ! How can I let Ranny's pic see our erotic love making session ? It will always make me conscious while making love to Biwi and then I will not be able to enjoy our romantic session . If it would have been our pics on the wall witnessing our love session then that was not a problem but Hell , how can I let someone else other than OUR pic watch our love making session . Ufff how should I make my Biwi understand this simple thing .
"But Biwi , you can put his pics everywhere in the mansion other than OUR bedroom because this is our private room"
"Rishu ! I am already putting his pics everywhere in the mansion "
"WTH ! So where is our pics then ??"
"Its in the storeroom"
"What !!!! Ahhh ! Biwiii ! You have put our pics in the store room and Ranny's pic in our room ??What the hell is going on ?" Now I literally lost my calm and yelled at my Biwi .
"Rishu ! Its just pics and you are creating so much of scene . You know na how much I am in love with Ranbir after watching his movie "Barfi" but look at you . You are being so mean to my Ranbir . I am just putting his pics everywhere but we both live in each other's heart so why do we need pics ??" she said sadly now
Awww I can't see my Biwi sad . But she is giving me a wrong explanation . OK , I agree that she lives in my heart and so do I , but atleast she could have spared our bedroom with Ranny's pic . Now how will I make love with my Biwi and that too in the presence of Ranny's pic ??? Sheee
And after this incident Biwi's love I mean obsession towards Ranny increased so much that now I was literally going to throw Ranny out of movie industry .
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"What's this Biwi ?" I asked her at the dining table
"Ranbir's favorite dish . Today he wrote it on twitter that he ate Chicken-Macaroni Casserole ?? " Madhu replied happily
"W*F is wrong with Ranny ? Who the hell write such things on twitter ??" I muttered this to myself .
"She has never followed with so much passion the news airing on TV or my movies but follows Ranbir's tweets religiously" I was sulking now at Ranny , really very badly .
"Patidev ! What are you saying bad about my Ranbir under your breathe ?" Biwi asked me
"If he goes to jump from window will he write that also on twitter ? And will you do that also ? Jumping out of the window ?? I asked pissed off at Biwi
"Hey ! Why will my Ranbir write such things on twitter ?" she defended him
"Exactly Biwi who the f**king hell write all these things on twitter that what he ate or what he wore or if he jumped from window and broke his bone or not ? And secondly he is not your Ranbir , but Katrina's Ranbir . So stop calling him My Ranbir , My Ranbir again and again " I was now glaring at my Biwi
"But he only writes good and happy things like what he ate and that today he was so happy and all" Biwi said making a sad face
Ahhh ! This is the last thing I wanted to see on my Biwi's face . I just can't see her sad face .
"He should write on twitter that today he kissed Katrina , he made love with Kats so that my beautiful Biwi also does that with me " I said blushing like an idiot to cheer up my Biwi ☺️
"But that stupid wrote chicken-Macaroni Casserole and all . Ufff I should teach him now what all to write on twitter ." I said hugging my Biwi
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One day I saw her praying in our home temple .
"Biwi Chill ! My movie still has time to get released . God will listen to your prayer . Why are you praying from now itself ?"
"I am not praying for your movie but tomorrow Ranbir's movie is gonna be released so I m just praying that audience should love his movie and it should be the highest grossing movie of the year " .
"W*F . Instead of my movie she wants Ranny's movie to be the highest grossing movie . WOW what a luck I have . ?? Usually a wife prays for her husbands success but my Biwi prays for Ranbir's movies success" I said this to myself .
I know my Biwi LOVES me and LIKES Ranbir but still this Ranbir's Fangiri is getting on my nerves now . I need to take matter in my hands now .
At night after Dinner I called up Ranny
"Hey dude its me RK" .
"Dude why did you call me now ? Is everything fine ? " enquired Ranbir from other side of the phone
"No . Nothing is right that's why I called you" . And then I told him everything about my wife's obsession towards him .
"So what are you expecting me to do ??" asked Ranny quite nonchalantly
"Dude its you who is supposed to do everything now " I said getting irritated with his Oh-So-Cool attitude" And mind due Ranny if you din't do anything by tomorrow I will make sure that tomorrows movie will be the last movie of your career and life" . I said smiling viciously to Ranny so that he takes my threat seriously .
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Next day
"Pati I am going to watch my Ranny's movie . Today his movie has released ." Madhu said to me
"Biwi atleast have your breakfast ?"
"No Rishu . The first show starts at 9.30 AM so I don't want to miss it . Bye . See you in evening RK ."
Now I was waiting for the drama to start . 😈
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At evening
"Biwi ! whats wrong with you ?? Why are you so sad ? Ranny's movie wasn't good ??" I asked her though I knew what all had happened .
She came and hugged me and cried .
Now I was getting really very worried .
"Biwi ! Shhh don't cry and tell me what happened .?" I tried consoling her
"Rishu ! Today when I went in the morning to see Ranbir's movie even he was present there" .
"WOW . So that's great . Then why are you crying ?"
"Because after the movie was over he met his fans and I was standing so close to him that he looked at me but he din't smile at me . I shook my hands with him and told him that how crazy and a big fan I am of his , but he gave no expressions instead he said to his bodyguard to take him from here as his fans are creating a scene . He is so mean . He doesn't know the value of his fans . He din't even smile looking at me but he smiled at everyone . I hate him now . I was a fool to think that he is a gentleman" .
I tried consoling her . Well yeah you must have guessed it by now that it was a plan setup by Me and Ranny so that I can make Biwi realise the reality also .
"So what are you planning to do now ?" I asked her wiping her tears
"Nothing" .
"Mam where should I keep this photo frame of Ranbir ??" Servant asked Madhu
"Just keep it in the store room"
"Wohhaa ! Biwi you actually removed Ranny's pic from our room ?" I smiled thinking to myself that No one can be the happiest man other than me . Now OUR room will have only mine's and Biwi's pic and no Third person 😈 .
"Yes Rishu . And I even deactivated my twitter account ." she said a bit sadly
"Ohhh Biwi ! No worries . If you are not that RK's fan than you can be this RK's fan aka your Patidev" I said this to cheer her up
"Idiot ! I am always your fan .NUMBER 1 fan and will always be . That place no one can take from Mrs Madhubala Rishabh Kundra . " said Madhu happily and confidently .
Well I never wanted to make my Biwi cry but then I can't see my Biwi so obsessed for anyone else other than me . You can call me a sadist or cruel or selfish but my love for Biwi is like this only . I can't share my love with anyone else . My Biwi should only think about me , love me , cherish me and no other man nor even any actor . I am quite selfish and possessive for my Biwi's love .And this is RK style .
"I love you Biwi " I said ruffling my Biwi's hair
"I love you too Pati "
"Biwi I have a surprise for you to cheer you up"
"What ?"
"Lets have some fun in our bedroom . What say ?" 😉
And with this I took my beautiful Biwi to our room for some romantic moments MINUS Ranny's pic from our bedroom . Now I can enjoy our love making session without any Ranny's pic plus with only our pics in our room .
So finally I got independence i.e FREEDOM FROM RK oppps i mean Ranbir Kapoor . "BIWI TERE ISHQ PE TERE ROOH PE BAS HAQ HAI EK RISHABH KUNDRA KA" . Now no more Ranbir Kapoor in our especially MY life .
Now what are you all waiting for ? Just go from here and don't disturb our love making session like Bittuji . And yes before going just do 2 things . Wait ! Let me say it in my style :
Well everyone of you have 2 options . First do like and comment and Second do like and comment or else I will send my late Father-in-Law balraj chaudhary' ghost to your house to shoot you . 😈🤣
P.S. - I hope you liked this OS . 😛
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