Originally posted by: anobserver
Holas ... I hope that you landed safely after your jump.
It doesn't add up, does it? So, let's try some possible permutations and combinations.
Wouldn't he have loved to keep her father in their lives! But, then he didn't know that Padmini had perfected her sharp shooting skills, did he? .
He had promised Madhu that they would complete their pheras after Padmini and Malik took their pheras. But, he would have been hoping for Balraj to gatecrash in and dramatically holler, "Ruk jao, yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti." However, Padmini shot down all his hopes ... with just ek goli.
That one shot sent his heart into a tizzy ... "Oh no," he said to himself, "I'll have to take the saat pheras." Just thinking of that got him dizzy to send him into a very unlike Miss Bennett-type swoon. Ah, the vapors! And they hospitalised him for that. That's why he couldn't meet her eyes.
I hope that she turns around and tells him, "Yes, yes, I know of your grand schemes. That's why I acted as though I was in love with you. You may have been found under a table in a studio. But, I was here before you. *smirk* I was getting so bored by the slow pace of your script that I decided to speed it up a li'l bit. Now, who do you think is the better actor? Care to recommend me to Filmfare and Screen and StarDust for best Debutant Actor? Oh yes ... also for the award for the best story? And, while you're at it, do you hear that old woman's voice singing Silsila Ye RK KI JUNOON KA? We should support her nomination for Best Female Playback Singer's award, na? I am sure that she will win ... all your fans will vote for her too. And do her a favour, will you? Pull some strings and see if you can get SRK to present her the award?"
Ello *Waves hand Om Shanti Om Style*. I actually think I twisted my ankle a bit from jumping. Brittle old bones I tell you. *Sighs* That is the price to pay for living a sedentary life.
Bloody LOL! *Whistles drunkenly* YOU HAVE GOT A WICKED sense of humour! 🤣 All hail to this fine example of a perfect response. Lord would I do anything (minus eating from a rubbish bin) to see Madhu turn around and laugh in his face.
Yum! For once I want a manipulative, cunning and over smart heroine that can raise her eyebrows and smirk in response.
'Are you serious RK?' She purrs in amusement. 'Do you honestly think I would be stupid enough to fall for your cheesy attempt to act lovesick? I don't know about being lovesick but your horrid acting has definitely rendered me into a puking mess'.
PLEASE shame and blame!
Wishful thinking though. But I seriously second you with the Best Female Playback Singer award. I could think of so many remixed songs to suit the atmosphere.
Indian Idol 15
