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* Jodha Akbar war-song music plays in the background. The shaking girl behind the computer screen sits down donned in war-like attire, prepared for some ferocious cyber battles. She grabs the Asoka sword from Kareena Kapoor's hideous attempt of swinging it around her body as if it were some kind of sword dance. She also advises her to remove the excess black witch looking eyeliner. Grabbing the Asoka sword, she roars harder than Tarzan and stalks into the battlefield AKA this forum *.
Crap just went down! The new twist shocking the wits out of every breathing person. The infamous Ekta Kapoor probably did not even see this coming. The ZOR KA JADKA probably caused Prena to plop out the mysterious unknown child belonging to either Anurag or Bajaj. Kripa finally even learned how to stop crying from the shock. Viraj is probably chilling in his chair, thinking this RK is even more twisted than him!
ARE. YOU. FREAKING. KIDDING. ME!?
4 feminine slaps which probably didn't even hurt that much and this guy is still rooting for vengeance? Imagine if the girl punched him or kicked his private parts instead! 😳
Nothing adds up. I mean if the guy hated her so much than the best way to destroy her was to keep her father in Madhubala and Padmini's life. What more could be so torturous? -_- *Whacks his head*. This is a pretty stupid way of retaliating against her. I'm pretty sure seeing her mother in pain and constant fear would be far far far more traumatic than realizing that his love was a farce. (PFT as if you are that great of a catch!). But then again she did eat food from the rubbish bin for him ... I'd think that was traumatic enough. I'd raise my hands and surrender the moment I see food in the trashcan. 'I give up' shouted the weak I, 'you have destroyed me body and soul and I hate hate you' (Lousy edit of Mr Darcy's amazing words *SWWWOOON*).
If you do not know who Mr Darcy is than kindly remove yourself from this post! *Outraged*.
Anyway the fans are clearly going to justify his actions. But but but what if all this time he has been having an affair with Deepali. Anyone thought of that? *Cringes*. He may have been continuing with this extra martial affair and hatching up plans whilst lying in each other arms. Pillow talking about Madhubala's downfall. That would be an additional slap to her face.
Point is, he is Irredeemable (Proven to be a legitimate English word - curtsey to Pallu). IF he does consummate his desires with her than that is where I shall stamp a 'EXPIRED' post on his forehead and anxiously wait for him to rot. I have encountered heroes, anti-heroes and plain old villains. The heroes have had grey shades in their character but THIS is purely villainous. If this was all a farce than him moaning in the corner, crying PAPA and sobbing into every bloody pillow must have been his 'great acting skills'. I always wondered why and how he fell for her so fast.
Now crazy fans do not scream out FEMINISM. Do not accuse me of taking the females side. I am all in for dark sexy mysterious heroes. But I cannot and refuse to root for a hero that could demean himself to such a cheap and cowardly act. I HOPE she knocks him out wearing knuckle rings. I PRAY she become so famous that her wardrobe will finally change, her wig will finally come off and I will FINALLY STOP seeing her patting her long wig in every serious scene. I want her to shine as a star and then I hope RK repents. I want him sitting on a rocking chair, with a beard and watching Madhubala on the television screen. I want him to grow old and wrinkled, crying and stealing Devdas's alcohol bottle and singing Maar Dala off key. I want Devdas to come and steal back his bottle and run away.
I will HAPPILY GRAB PARO's candle lit DIYA and will sit in a corner of the room singing Silsila Ye RK KI JUNOON KA in a creepy old ladies voice. I want him to be completely destroyed. Oh and I want the new entry to come now and cause him to burn and rage with jealousy! I AM SO BLOODY EVIL it's disgusting!
*Grows her mustache after ceasing to use her wax strips and marches out of the Forum* Azeem-O-Shaan Shahenshah Furwa rawa hamesha hamesha salamat rahe. *Breaks into a run as she looks over her shoulder and notices the fans chasing her furiously*.
... *Runs away so fast that she beats Paro as she screams Deva and slides through the closing door, jumping over his dead body and letting a tear slip as she watches her beloved SRK die*.
4 feminine slaps which probably didn't even hurt that much and this guy is still rooting for vengeance? Imagine if the girl punched him or kicked his private parts instead! 😳
Nothing adds up. I mean if the guy hated her so much than the best way to destroy her was to keep her father in Madhubala and Padmini's life. What more could be so torturous? -_- *Whacks his head*. This is a pretty stupid way of retaliating against her. I'm pretty sure seeing her mother in pain and constant fear would be far far far more traumatic than realizing that his love was a farce. (PFT as if you are that great of a catch!). But then again she did eat food from the rubbish bin for him ... I'd think that was traumatic enough. I'd raise my hands and surrender the moment I see food in the trashcan. 'I give up' shouted the weak I, 'you have destroyed me body and soul and I hate hate you' (Lousy edit of Mr Darcy's amazing words *SWWWOOON*).
If you do not know who Mr Darcy is than kindly remove yourself from this post! *Outraged*.
Anyway the fans are clearly going to justify his actions. But but but what if all this time he has been having an affair with Deepali. Anyone thought of that? *Cringes*. He may have been continuing with this extra martial affair and hatching up plans whilst lying in each other arms. Pillow talking about Madhubala's downfall. That would be an additional slap to her face.
Point is, he is Irredeemable (Proven to be a legitimate English word - curtsey to Pallu). IF he does consummate his desires with her than that is where I shall stamp a 'EXPIRED' post on his forehead and anxiously wait for him to rot. I have encountered heroes, anti-heroes and plain old villains. The heroes have had grey shades in their character but THIS is purely villainous. If this was all a farce than him moaning in the corner, crying PAPA and sobbing into every bloody pillow must have been his 'great acting skills'. I always wondered why and how he fell for her so fast.
Now crazy fans do not scream out FEMINISM. Do not accuse me of taking the females side. I am all in for dark sexy mysterious heroes. But I cannot and refuse to root for a hero that could demean himself to such a cheap and cowardly act. I HOPE she knocks him out wearing knuckle rings. I PRAY she become so famous that her wardrobe will finally change, her wig will finally come off and I will FINALLY STOP seeing her patting her long wig in every serious scene. I want her to shine as a star and then I hope RK repents. I want him sitting on a rocking chair, with a beard and watching Madhubala on the television screen. I want him to grow old and wrinkled, crying and stealing Devdas's alcohol bottle and singing Maar Dala off key. I want Devdas to come and steal back his bottle and run away.
I will HAPPILY GRAB PARO's candle lit DIYA and will sit in a corner of the room singing Silsila Ye RK KI JUNOON KA in a creepy old ladies voice. I want him to be completely destroyed. Oh and I want the new entry to come now and cause him to burn and rage with jealousy! I AM SO BLOODY EVIL it's disgusting!
*Grows her mustache after ceasing to use her wax strips and marches out of the Forum* Azeem-O-Shaan Shahenshah Furwa rawa hamesha hamesha salamat rahe. *Breaks into a run as she looks over her shoulder and notices the fans chasing her furiously*.
... *Runs away so fast that she beats Paro as she screams Deva and slides through the closing door, jumping over his dead body and letting a tear slip as she watches her beloved SRK die*.
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