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anobserver

@anobserver

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Posted: 12 years ago

#61

An, right? Thanks. Yours too.😊

GhostOrchid, thanks ... if only we could rock that dratted rocking chair!

Samira, merci. Wishful thinking indeed. While at it, she could also present him with the bill for all those bottles of glycerine and tell him, "The one thing that I could not have done without in my attempts to convince you ... glycerine. Harish kaka -- the make-up artist, the one who found you under the table -- supplied it to me. Never thought that I could bond so well with a senior make-up artiste. I even told him that I was putting together a scrap book to be saved for the 100th anniversary of your entry into the film industry. So, he happily supplied me with the "before" and "during" sneak shots of your make-up sessions. Another 95 years is a long time to wait. Sotheby will not be interested ever. But, do you think that my saut will be?"

Happy Fern: Did the sword survive its plunge?

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anobserver

@anobserver

Explorer

Posted: 12 years ago

#62

Originally posted by: Lhethal.Me

Ol' memories.
Previous show...*cough attack*
Felt for them...cause kindred souls...of festivals past.
Now, he acts...but he still connects with ol' pals. How Sweet! 😳

*Rushing with a glass of water*.Thanks for clearing this, Happy Fern. RK has a wooden heart too *reminiscing about the Elvis Presley song* ... that will be axed to pieces by a certain lady and lit with the flame from the Paro-special lamp.

Originally posted by: shonuu
@AnObserver.. what a first meeting? we met when i caught my love cheating on me.. with you.. so jesa filmon mein hota ha. should we sort things out like..you staying away from my bhatakta hua love? errr thats the only safe option out here.. rest of the things involve swords and guns and what not...

Shonuu, what a meeting indeed! I value my safety. So I will stay away from your bhatakta hua love. But, are acts of humanitarian courtesy such as offering a glass of water to your coughing love allowed? If your answer is no, be prepared for the sprinkles of a few drops of water as I snatch the glass away from your love.

Originally posted by: _SiinnceMaan_

I staked a mental claim. Does that account to anything? Let's bargain a bit here. If they are willing to do the whole Paro special lamp thing than what would you say about the Ghajini tattoos across my chest?

Anobserver - I claim thee.

That just about shits over a candle lit diya. As if you did not know that Paru has secretly been re-litting the damn thing every 2 minutes to ensure that her attempts to seduce Devdas were successful.

Ghajini tattoos? Before I finished saying the "o" of a serenely happy "I do", you'd turn around and ask me, "Am I an observer? What do I observe?" SiinnceMaan volunteering to get Ghajini tattoos definitely sets all the town bells ringing. You'll have to find a novel Austenian way to court a "wiser now" me. Your howlarious posts can serve as a rendezvous point for now. We have enough chaperones.

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TheLastCarnival

@TheLastCarnival

Sparkler

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#63

Love... Daaku hypnotized me and pushed me into the arms of anobserver!
*Clinging onto the angelic halo round my head*
Trust me! Otherwise...Me...doing such a thaaang? Cheee!

@Anobserver...
Sword snapped into two before reaching my stinky entrails...so am using Thor's hammer on my head instead.
But, you should know...Deep down, in a little dark corner of my heart...sits the Paro-lamp...lit only for you!
Our secret!

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TheLastCarnival

@TheLastCarnival

Sparkler

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#64

*Rushing with a glass of water*.Thanks for clearing this, Happy Fern. RK has a wooden heart too *reminiscing about the Elvis Presley song* ... that will be axed to pieces by a certain lady and lit with the flame from the Paro-special lamp.

I told that naughty boy!
"Rishabh, take a shower before you sleep. You'll simply be tempting the wood fairy with all that 51% AXE and 49% WILDSTONE effect"
I told him. I did.
Wouldn't listen, the poor fool.

*Cheating IF! There you go! IN YO FACE! Now temme what's inappropriate in my message huh?*
*fistpump in air*

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flower2276

@flower2276

Beginner

Posted: 12 years ago

#65

I've always loved dark heroes with mysterious past but this is the limit.

So let me get this straight RK will always be evil. I mean there's no hero for Madhubala?

Because IF they show RK is out for revenge how can the cv's even plan a redemption track?

The audience will never believe/connect/sympathize with RK even when and if he changes for good.

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anobserver

@anobserver

Explorer

Posted: 12 years ago

#66

Originally posted by: Lhethal.Me

I told that naughty boy!
"Rishabh, take a shower before you sleep. You'll simply be tempting the wood fairy with all that 51% AXE and 49% WILDSTONE effect"
I told him. I did.
Wouldn't listen, the poor fool.

*Cheating IF! There you go! IN YO FACE! Now temme what's inappropriate in my message huh?*
*fistpump in air*

Ha ha ... The wood fairy! You really are Lhethal, aren't you?

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GBR

@bhanu_rekhag

Sparkler

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#67

Originally posted by: _SiinnceMaan_

Nah this is definitely not a dream. It's bad enough that he has completely demeaned himself but if he actually lays one bloody filthy finger on her than I will want Madhubala to turn into a serial killer and chop him into pieces. Than if by any circumstances, she becomes a ghost she will track his soul down and scare the living daylights out of him. Madhubala - Ek Kaatil, Ek Ghost.

^ I should become a creative producer 🤣🤣

nah I didn't say it's dream...I am saying if there's no layout of the mess for CVs then they will turn it as dream same as they r changing RK's character so easily without logic

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ninand

@ninand

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#68

o ello..! when did your ship land? I thought every time it went to maul a happy little unsuspecting star , it took a good lamda-point-doink years to come back and brag bout it.. hugs slug🤗

as for the current state of affairs here.. after the promo yesterday I could as well pretend(like the cv's want us to) the last 3 months didn't happen, and take this end of a tootsie rainbow, and that end and tie em up fast together, and jump in the middle, and kick every sweet pony, and annoying little unicorns, and eager daisies, straight across into inexhaustible piles of organic-bio-degradable unmentionables.. no wait!

YOU're here.. theAxe-pert😎.. you do it. no wait! you jus dun it!

*hugs*and*hugs* (sprays a lil deo realizing its an alien sloth(who's proud of it oh yeh))and *hugs:))

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