# Ria ka Adda (Special):The Adda Kreationz! [06/6]

Daily we experience KMH through the creative minds at the Adda....living in different parts of the world....belonging to different professions.....age groups......yet all having one common interest....KMH......Arjun Punj.....Arohi Sharma.....and one common goal.......Dissection!

And in this eventful experience we come across some excellent creations.....They are buried in those huge number of posts the Adda generates! Sometimes we go dig them out.....read them and revive the fun moments we have had together....

So here is to those creations.....To the creators of those creations.....To all of you Adda Buddies! I have tried to bring them up as part of a single post (and it will be updated regularly)...

Here we intend to collect the 'general' creations which can be entertaining irrespective of being directed towards a single episode.....which can give us a quick laugh when we need one! which can make us go through those little memories that we have shared on the Forum!



||~The Adda Kreationz~||


NOTE: All the stuff posted here credit should go to our good friend Ria , she came up with this idea originally and she pulled lot of the stuff posted in the old creative corner thread from all the Adda posts. Along with Ria , its Mehr now helping me pull stuff from Adda posts. These two gals have been amazing and helped me put along this thread. This is for their great effort.👏

The Don't Care List
-Adda Gang

1)Dont care abt Arohi where she ends up
2)Dont care Nuts marriage with Arjun
3)Dont care Aman's marriage with Arohi
4)Dont care HP pregnant ...
5)Dont care Hiten hitting on Aunty..
6)Dont care Salil's Apparent death seeing Aunty with Arjun and Aman.
7)Dont care Hanish bhaiya comes back from the dead - Pyar Pyar na raha - biwi biwi na rahi -salil guzar gayee
8)Dont care if HP dies of cancer while singing
9)Dont care if Arjun never gets out of jail -they lost the key anyhow and Ganga decides to stay with him (she's already dumped her fiance for him) N' we know Arjun likes older women
10)Dont care if they build a big shopping mall on the land designated for the Orphan's school
11)Dont care if Nikhil the superstud gets Antara and Sur pregnant
12)Dont care if Sukh Niwas is wrecked by a bulldozer rented by DK
13)Dont care where Savita ends up even if its back together with DK after wrecking AA's relationship
14)Don't care if Paddy and Mohan takeover the company from DK (DK deserves it)
15)Don't care if Mohan dumps Paddy for DK - I would pick him over her as well;
16)Don't care if Nuts takesover PM Media after Punji goes to jail
17)Don't care if Arohi's other brother and bhabhi take control of Sukh Niwas and kick HP, Antara, Sur, Purvi and Arohi to the curb
18) Dont care if Nats gets pregnant with Arjun's drug-child (Drug-child = she put Ekta powder in his drink n' seduced him)
19)Dont care if Paddy becomes a typical Saas who tortures Purvi in front of oblivious Salil
20)Dont care if Dream Boy Salil has an affair with one of his saali's (Antara, Arohi, or Sur)
21)Don't care if Arjun physically hurt Arohi (made her blind, threw her off a cliff, assaulted her, etc.)
22)Dont care if Arohi gets plastic surgery bc of hadsaa n' comes back with a new face (ehem new actress)
23)Don't care if Natz gets plastic surgery and comes back as Aroh to seduce Arjun
24)Don't care if Gossip Aunty transforms herself into Arohi or they switch bodies (spirit exchage) to get her men (Arjun n' Aman of course)
25)Don't care if Arohi loses her memories along with her eyesight n' forgets about Arjun (This may explain why she never visits)
26)Don't care if Arjun and Arohi die and are reborn n' fall in love again only to seperate.
27)Don't care if Arjun and Arohi die and are reborn n' fall in love again only to seperate.
28)Don't care if there is a leap and Arjun+Nats/Ganga's kid falls in love with Arohi + Aman/Siddart's kid
29)Don't care if the reason Arjun is in jail is that he killed Hari Prasad, DK, Savita, Natasha, Salil, etc.
30)Don't care if Arjun has plastic surgery (to accomodate actor change) n' returns to Blind Memoryless Arohi, the Superstar's life, as someone else
31)Don't care if Arjun has plastic surgery (to accomodate actor change) n' returns to Blind Memoryless Arohi, the Superstar's life, as someone else.
32)Dont care arjun gets married to nutty, while arohi gets married to amen....they all live in the same house everyone happy😉
33)dont care if arjun comes out of the jail for arohi but arohi has already secretly married sid and has childrens with him
34)dont care if arjun comes out of the jail...and has to stalk arohi from afar since she probably hates him (after he made her blind by throwing her to a mirror)
35)dont care if salil has ANOTHER brother some were juss waiting till arjun goes to jail soo he can also full around with arohi...
36)Dont care if ekta has to use another of her TRP weapon after 3 yrs :ronit roy:

What's the 10 Lakh for?

-Anjana

1. Arohi ordered shoes from Mehr's store... for DK et. al...

2. She ordered Viss' arsenal of weapon to blow Arjun and Punj- Mittal clan away

3. Arohi gave it to Anish... to help with his business

4. Arohi took it for HPs treatment

5. Arohi...used it to pay off P & M employees who worked Purvi's wedding

6. Arohi bought 10 new designer saris in black & white to attend all the Nutty & Arjun wedding functions starting with engagement...

7. Arohi used it make her own music CD

8. She spent it to buy a proper leash for Arjun that she could gift at the engagement to Nutty

9. She bought her own Apple Bageecha... forget the two bros (Karan Arjun and their jhoota promises)

10. She bought new car for herself to crash instead, so she doesn't have to choose btwn taxi and Mr. Aukad's car...

Arjun's Bahana list for Not (how do I put this?) Having baache with Nutts?)

-Anjana, Karishma, Sonia & Anu

1. Headache (obvious) - we can go to a spa for a massage

2. Out of Viagra - convenient store always open 24/7

3. My stomach hurts from all the APPLES - i will give you advil

4. Bahuut Kaam hai...- this is a one type of "kaam" too honey

5. Criket/WWF Dekhna hai...- commercials

6. I am GAY... really Dhondz looking good compared to U - i am fine with that...

7. Sorry no point - had vascetomy already - Vasectomy reversal

8. I really just wanna watch a KJo movie - havn't you watched kabhi alvida na kehna

10. I want to watch the Discovery Channel not Discover U - but i really want to discover youuu

11. India's population already too high - we will move to CANADA!!!!!

12. Sorry I'm allergic to you - here some anti-allergent nasal spray...
13. We are different type of couple - yes... i love touching u, come here,( but we aren't only a couple we are soulmates)
14. I don't like your package - so, you want to role play? I dig that... chalo shuru...( i can always get plastic surgery to change my packages-on ekta's budget)

15. Only if u start singing like arohi(with her cracking voice no way)
16. Today i had jaag wali coffee stomach upset
17. Today my dad is upset I will sleep with him in his room to comfort him
18. I have an imp meeting tonight at 1'0 clock so me leaving:

H & M to Sadak Chaap Bikari (Seven Steps)

-Anjana

1. Dump Arohi.. the only working employee in P & M

2. Become boy toy for Nutty

3. then shoesales man...

4. Leave mansion

5. 2 years in Jail .

6. Singing on the street of Mumbai

7. Beg when pple tell him he doesn't have the talent for singing - pay him to shut up... Transformation Complete.

Arohi (MOTHER THERESA) Competing with Arjun (SANT SADHU in Jail) - Hum Kitni Mahaan Hai Stakes'

-Anjana, Boby

1. AP attempt send her sis to jail

2. Constant grabbing (starting with assault after winning contract MU)

3. Wet clothing + A.C.

4. Thrown Cake

5. Torn dupatta

6. Torn sari

7. His NO!

8. His BO (i learned from last time BO = Body Odor a la stinky sweaters)

9. Bad gifts (Tent Dress)

10. His rudeness at the Wedding

11. His words at the Office - we are just boss and associate

12. Sardak Chaap - u wear black n' white

13. Tumhari Aukud and fake sympathy at random stable?

14. Leaving her alone with Anish

15. Proposing to Nutty

16. Being Catty after that...

17. Telling her fairy tales are not real

18. Sharing Apple with Nutts

19. Letting Nutts Pin him

20. Sharing jacket with Sisterfriendfiance

21... BLINDNESS.... coming soon...

22... His singing after jail...

23 Letting NUTTS sit in his lap

24. Letting Nutts to rest her head in his shoulder

25. Hugging NUTTS

Wht to include in your resume…if u want to work for Ekta:
-Karishma & Anu

1) know offensive dialogs....have to do with "middle class people"

2) learn to create misunderstandings....and NO ONE needs to clear the MUs also

3) don't even use the word LOGIC in front of ekta....or you will be fired right that second

4)don't ask why/how...just do what have been told to do...even if it's the most dumbest thing you have ever heard of ex) DKs old baggage dialog.....purvi's random tea....live engagement telecast....

5) learn to use the same concept from other ekta show

6) all characters should have ML problems or ekta wont be satisfied

7) even if two characters are really close to each other.... its normal if they don't know anything about each other......ex) salil doesn't know arjun likes arohi....sur purvi & antara don't seem to care about arohi at all...

8) most characters should have selective listening skills....

9).Unimaginable imaginative power...thats what the so called creatives need...who can set the sun rise/su set in mins... jagoa moon in mins... collect all the stars in the universe at one place

-Anu
https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1165651




Arjun-Arohi Confrontation after Badi-maa Misunderstanding in the presence of Anu, Nupur and Lovely!
-Anu
Arohi : Kya? Tho jo bhi hamare beech mein hua uska kya?**heart broken**💔
Arjun : Kya hua hamare beech mein... mujhe kuch yaad nahin..**angry**😡
Arohi : aap jaisa gatiya aur dhokebaaz insaan ko meine nahin dekha **with slight tears**😭
Arjun : Acha mein aur dhoke baaz aur tum mahan **sarcastically**🤢
Arohi : Haan mein aap jaisi nahin hoon...aur yeh mere liye acha hua ki aapki asliyath samne aa gayi.
Arjun : Mujhe bhi bachut acha hua...ki mujhe sayi waqt par tumhari chaal samaj agayi. **thinking abt badi maa**😡
Arohi : Mujhe tho aap jaise zalil insaan se koi wastha nahin rakhni..**angry**😡
Arjun : Mujhe bhi tum jaise dokhe baaz ladki ke saath koi wastha nahin rakhna hai..**angry**😡
Arohi : Mujhe aaj bahut khushi hui ki mene aapko propose nahin kiya...warna mein apne apko kabhi maaf nahin kar paathi..**angry**😡
Arjun : Aur mujhe aapne aapse nafrath horahi hai ki mene tum jaise ladki ko propose kiya...aur tumse shaadi karna chahi...**angry**😡
Arohi : Shukar hai ...uss bhagwaan ka ki mujhe aap ki asliyath patha chel gayi...yeh lijiye aapka diya hua thofa **throws it on his face** ***tears in punji's eyes**😭
Arjun : Aur yeh lo tumhare liye laya hua ring...mujhe iski koi jarroorath nahi **throws the ring on arohis face** ***tears roll down her face ***😭

Kahani mein twist😃😃 ....Above was the scene that was to be shot and script was handed over to my Dost and Arohi...and add to this one more twist😳 😳N' ...I mean hamari priya Nupur😳 devi is on the sets, along with our Lovely Vaishali😆 and ofcourse Anu😆😆...

The three brainees😉 before landing in Mumbai decide that they will lie on the sets that Miss kapoor gave them the permission and everyone will beleive it. KMH ki trait hai na assumptions and no confirmation theory...so they plan to use that .😆😆

'N' ki haath mein eek taali full of flowers, petals ,she dressed in orange vasthra....Punji ki seva mein...upasthith...bilkul like meera bhai..**stop gigling**😆😆
Lovely ke haath mein danda...all eyes on Arohi ...she determined to set Arohi right with expressions. **enough of those gigles**😆😆
Anu ...ofcourse with TO-DO's for dost, Writers and Directors...😆😆

Now lets see what and how the above scene which was to be shot actually turns out to be..😉😉.

Vathavaran:U ppl thinking yeh kya ...suddenly Anu news reader ban gayi ....nahin nahin yaar....I meant set ke climatic conditions...😉
Some P&Ms employees erecting the P&Ms /Punji's School/ HPs Garden....sab kuch eek hi tho hai...so plz zyada questions math pucho and just read on😆....Ok u ppl thinking why P&Ms employees right??I can see the '?' mark on ur faces😆 ...anyways P&Ms because they are multipurpose actors and workers **purvi ke shaadi ke decoration ka work**...I hope u ppl remember that right?. Ok Anyways ...they were setting up the artificial tress, benches, grass along with an artificial moon😆, sun😆, some ten fifteen planets😆😆**its ektas spl world...no limit for the number of planets**, gazillion stars***arohi ki chemakthi hui dress se bana hua kapda**🤣🤣. I know u ppl thought anu lost track of time right?.. ...whats the need for both sun and moon at the same time right ??🤣🤣... Arey yaar...there is always a need in ektas world... there is always a need for both day and night effect at the same time...I mean what if Punji suddenly decides to go on a drive on sunsaan si sadak it needs to get dark🤣🤣...right ...Ok those ppl in that setup ki kaam...and lets see what are the three brainees doing...😳

N ki whereabouts on the set:
Punji in white shirt and Dondz ka pant, practicing the lines from the script, is all hiloying and stuff outside the set ...Suddenly hears someone call him "Swami"😳....thats it...he all shocked😲 ...didnt know what hit him turns around in slow motion and looks at the empty feet ....and slowly starts looking up...sees the orange vasthra **thinks who is this jogan**😲...and then looks at hands which has a plate full of flowers and aarthi **confused**😲...and then apna dil thamke looks at the face into the eyes of N devi...N at the sight of his starts apna Punji jaap...*Om punji namah*😳...Punji all shocked ...tries to move away...but adamant N follows him...he all hilling and willing trying to run away 🤣🤣...just like the way he runs away from Unty ...but no avail...N is all peeche peeche Punji😳..He tries to hide in the garden...but N follows him...so no place to go he just jumps into his van🤣...and N ...N the meera bai of 2009😳 ...stands infront of the van...and performs her kator puja....with flowers petals ,cocunuts & aarthi......along with Punji Jaap🤣🤣.Punji tensed wensed inside the van..

Lovely ki whereabouts on the set:
Arohi in her purple dress ...and with script in her hand practicing the lines..at the other end of the set...and Lovely with her danda 🤣 reaches there and goes and stands behind Arohi....Arohi unaware of this...tries to practice her first line "Yesss .....Mr Arjun Punj "...She says Yess 🤣 and thats it a danda on her hand.🤣..Arohi in pain turns around and finds lovely...

Lovely : whats this?? say yess again... 😡
Arohi : who are u? 😲
Lovely : Iam that person who has been bearing ur torture for last three months...u cant act, cant get one epi with perfect expressions,I have come here to set it right. 😡😡
Arohi : who are u to correct me?? ....😲
Lovely : I have a spl permission from Miss kapoor to correct u...so u better listen to me. **warns** 😡😡😡😡

Arohi has no other way then to follow her. So she starts practicing.....
Arohi : "Yess"...
Lovely : Do it again..."Yess was not right"...😡
Arohi :Yeh kya lovely ji mein teek hi tho kar rahi hoon...😲
Lovely : Yess has to be sarcastically said...script nahin dekha kya..😡
Arohi : Ab mein sarcastically hi tho keh rahi hoon...😲
Lovely : Acha **sarcastically** isse kehthe hai sarcastic...chalo phir se bolo...yess..😡😡

this goes on and on and on ....Arohi stuck at the first line of the script and Lovely not satisfied.🤣🤣🤣


Anu ki whereabouts on the set:
The writers and director talking abt the shot and Anu reaches there.They see Anu and shocked ask who are u?. Anu says I have been bearing this torture of illogical and irrelavant nonsense for last 3 months😡... Miss kapoor gave me spl permission to correct ur script , direction and Punjis action..So u better listen to me or end up on the receiving side of Miss Kapoors wrath😉. They scared at the thought ...agree to listen to Anu. Anu demads the script...the writers hand her the above lines. Anu just glances the lines😲 and says who wrote this script. One guy stands up and thats it he gets black and blue. 😡

Anu : Yeh koi script hai? Isse script kehthe ho?. Arjun aur arohi ka yeh jo dialogues hai ussme badi maa ki zikhr kyun nahin hui?. 😡
Writer : Ji nahin woh kya hai ki...KMH ki trait hai...MUs...tho itne easily woh Badi maa ke baren mein nahin pooch saktha.😳
Anu : Tum agar Arjun ke place mein hothe ...tho kya karthe?
Writer : Ji mein tho ....mein tho woh **trying to lie**😕
Anu : Itna hitchikichaneki koi jaroorath nahin...kahiye kya karthe?
Writer : Ji mein poochtha ...badi maa ke baren mein.
Anu : To phir aapko waise hi likhna hain naa script bhi.😡
Writer : Ji woh fiction hai aur itne easily woh puchliya tho hum story kaise drag karenge ?😃
Anu : To aap log story drag karne keliye...hum viewers ko ullu banathe ho aise dialogues likh kar...😡
Writer : Ji itni badi badi bathein math keejiye **almost in tears**😭
Anu : teek hai teek hai...change the script ...make it as realistic as possible... Logic miss nahin honi chahiye..😡
Writer : Woh kya hai ki anu ji...woh mein BT camp mein bahut salon se kaam kar raha hoon...tho mujhe abhi abhi aapne jo kaha woh samaj mein nahi aya... kya miss nahin honi chahiye??😲😲
Anu : I said logic...logic miss nahin honi chahiye.😡
Writer : Mathlab?😲
Anu : Arey bapre abhi aapko logic ka mathlab bhi samjana padega kya?😡😡😡
Writer : Ji wo mujhe sach mein samaj mein nahin arahi hai..aap thoda sa help kijiye naa script ke change karne mein.
Anu : teek teek hai...ab kar bhi kya sakthe hai...chalo ....get a pen and paper😳

Anu changes the script...and lets see how the above script turns out to be.😆😆😆


Arjun : To yahan par ho Miss Arohi...**sad**
Arohi : yes..yahin pe hoon ...***sad***
Arjun : Yeh bathao yahan pe kyun bhualaya mujhe ??
Arohi : Woh appka yeh gift ...wapas karni hai mujhe.
Arjun : To tum gift wapas karna chahthi ho?
Arohi : Ji woh...ab iska mein kya karoongi?
Arjun : Jo mera dil tumhare paas hai uska kya ?
Arohi : Aap ki marzi aap chahe tho lelijiye...
Arjun : Dil koi wapas lesaktha hai?Tum yeh kya keh rahi ho arohi?Kya issiliye tumne pyar karna sikhaya mujhe?
Arohi : Aap hi tho mere aur mere parivaar ko zalil kiya hai...apne aisa kyun kiya? Hum ne aapka kya bigada?Bathaye **holds on to his collor**😭
Arjun : Tum ne mujhse joot kyun kaha arohi...tumne mujhe yeh kyun nahin kaha ki tumhari badi maa hi meri maa hai?
Arohi : Yeh aap kya keh rahe hain?? **shocked** meri badi maa aapki maa hain?😲
Arjun : Kya tum yeh nahin jaanthi ho?😲
Arohi : Yeh aap kaisi baathe karrahe hain...aap mujhe pe vishwas nahin karthe? Kya itni hi hai aapki mohabbat?😲
Arjun : Mein tum pe vishwaas karna chahtha hoon...par meri andar eek gehri chot lagi hui hai...jo mujhe kisipe vishwas karne ki izaazath nahi derahi hai
Arohi : Apko mujh par vishwas karni hogi. Apko hamare is pyar par vishwaas karni hogi. Aap mere inn ankhon mein dekhiye..kya aapko inn mein vishwaas nahin?
Arjun : Mujhe hain...vishwaas hai...tum par mere iss pyar par vishwaas hai...kahin naa kahin mujhe lagraha tha ki tum innocent ho.Mein tumse bahut pyar kartha hoon😳.
Arohi : ***Tears roll down her eyes***Mein aapke bagyair reh nahin sakthi...aap mujhe kabhi chodke maath jaayiye😭
Arjun : Mein kahin nahi jaoonga arohi😳. Mein hamesha tumhare saath tumhare paas rahunga😳. Tumhare haath aghe karo 😳**engagement ki ring pehenadetha**😃😃😃
Arohi : **smiling hugs***😳😳😳 .
Arjun : **kisses Arohi on her forehead**😳😳😳


Anu hands over the above script to the writer proudly😆😆😆 and says isse kehthe hain script perfect logical , perfect dialogues and perfect end...isse pad kar samjiye kaise likhna hai..

Writer takes the script and after reading the script chekar kha kar gir jaatha hai...🤣🤣🤣..Koi set mein gets him some water and he comes back to senses...director rushes to him and asks him what happened

Director : Yeh aapko kya hua? Kyun gir gaye?😲
Writer : Ji woh mein ..anu ji ki script pad kar gir gaya??😕
Director : Aise kya kardi unhone script mein jo aap behosh hogaye?😲
Writer : Aap khud hi pad lijiye..**hands over the script**😕
Director : **reads the script and behosh ho jaathe hain** 🤣🤣

**Anu wondering whats happening , someone gets water and director comes back to senses**

Director : Yeh aapne kya kardi hamare script ki Anu ji?😲
Anu : Kya ka mathalab kya hai?...Mene wahi kiya jo logical hai..aap logon ko logics ke barein mein tho patha nahin...isliye mene likhdi bas.😳
Director : Ji woh sab tho teek hai...par yeh kya aapne undonoki engagement karadi?😲
Anu : Haan issme galath kya hai...woh dono eek dusre se pyar karthe hain...tho karadi mene unki engagement.😳
Director : Par unka engagement iss janam mein hone wali nahin thi according to our story.😲
Anu : Kya😲😲?? Yeh kya kaha apne ...aap pagal hogaye kya ...😡😡? Engagement karenge ya mein Miss kapoor ko bhuloon... 😡😡😡**dhamkaying the director**
Director :Ji nahin nahin Anu ji ...jaise aapki icha....aur waise tho bhi ..hum jab chahe engagement thod bhi sakthe hai....tho issme kaun si badi baath hai...**little hopeful**
Anu :Aap log hamesha kisike bhalayi nahin soch sakthe kya 😡??BT ki param para hai kya hamesha rishthon ko thodna😡?? Jayiye jaake scene ki thayariya kijiye...engagement karake hi mein dum loongi aaj...😡😡

The set is all ready....😛
Punji still in van...peeping out to see if N is out of the way🤣🤣...par aisa thodi naa hogi...N ki kator deksha jaari hai..🤣🤣.....aur koi set pe usse hila bhi nahin sakthe hai...Miss kapoor ki permission jo hai..🤣🤣🤣
Lovely still with danda and Arohi still at "Yesss". 🤣🤣🤣
Anu done with script changes ....all proud 😆😆😆 of her karnama ...waiting at the sets.

Finally Punji is asked to step out of the van...Punji all scared steps out...'N' ...'N' devi...starts her Punji seva😆...Punji ki har eek kadam pe woh phoolon se swagath karthi hai😆.....till he reaches the garden set... Punji is standing in the garden with the new script in his hand.'N' devi at his feet🤣 ...all into her prayers...Punji ko kuch samaj nahin arahi hai..Arohi comes to the sets and Lovely with her danda follows her 🤣 and Arohi stands besides Punji for the take and Lovely behind Arohi....Anu near the director watching the take.....N flowers barsaying 🤣 at Punjis feet ..Lovely correcting Arohis "Yessss". 🤣...Anu staring at Dost..🤣.....Before the director says take...Anu says Cut it..😆😆...Everyone turns around and look at Anu.... Anu says mere pyaare dost jaake shakal teek kijiye......go and shave..and come..I cant see ur face like that.. 🤣🤣...Dost has to oblige so goes to the one bathroom in the set and 'N' devi follows him🤣...he shaving and she continuing her puja even in the bathroom🤣.....Here on the set Arohi is still practicing "Yesss" and Lovely glaring her with looks and Aorhi is all tensed wensed🤣...... .Punji comes back and is ready for the take ...Stands beside Arohi. 'N' again follows Punji and sits at his feet and starts with her seva🤣....Punji very disturbed by this 'N's gesture but cant help it......has to oblige. Director about to say take and Anu says Cut it🤣.... Again everyone looks at anu and She says Dost ji ...jaake aank teek keejiye...woh eek hii teek taak thi aapke face mein aab uska bhi bura haal horaha hai🤣....... jaake thodi dher cucumber lagayi unpar aur uske baad thodi si makeup kariye.....Punji feels sad but cant help it...so again leaves the sets and sits on a chair and gets his cucumber and make up thing done and all the while 'N' devi punji seva mein follows him and is performing her punji seva even at his makeup..🤣..... Lovely still on sets and Arohi still at "Yess"🤣......After a while Punji returns to sets and is ready for the take.....Director again about to say take...Anu again says cut it🤣....... again everyone glare...Now Anu says.....Dost plz plz aapka LIPS🤣🤣... ka kuch keejiye itne dry hain...mere lips dhuk rahe hain...Punji is all embarrased but again cant help but oblige...so applies some balm.... Now all set to the take. 🤣

'N' still at Punji's feet flowers barsaying🤣...... so Director plans to take a close up shot can't take a long shot naa....Lovely behind Arohi so the cameramen decides need some editing of the background stuff.....🤣....Alright the first sentence kehne ki thayari...sentence was..

Arjun : To yahan par ho Miss Arohi...**sad**
Arohi : yes..yahin pe hoon ...***sad***

so Dost to portray sadness starts Hilling🤣..... and thats it Anu says Cut it.....Punji shocked 😲

Punji : I have done all that u want ab kya hua hai Anu ji??😲😲 **confused** *** N apne deeksha mein magna oblivious to the happenings🤣🤣 and Lovely is not bothered abt the cut she is all into getting Arohis expressions right.🤣🤣***
Anu : Enough....😡😡...enough of that shaking.....Kya tumhari body mein springs hai...why do u jump around like that and throw that cell phone away plz😡...yeh hamesha appne haathon se kyun yeh sab karthe ho..?? 😡😡**irritated**
Punji : But anu ...mere haathon mein agar kuch nahin hai tho mein act nahin kar paoonga...**all sad**
Anu : U have to act with ur hands empty and u have to stand still thats it..😡😡.. **ordering**
Punji : ok I will try .....jaise aapki marzi **sad but has to oblige**

Take again....😆😆

Punji tries all his best but cant stop hilling u know why??🤣🤣🤣........cuz 'N' at his feet ...flowers barsaying and flowers ki wajah se Punji ke paaon khujlarahe the🤣🤣🤣.......and he can't complain **anu glaring😡 and cut it continuing, director banging his head🤣🤣***
Arohi tries all her best but cant get the 'Yessss' with perfect expressions which Lovely is looking for...🤣🤣... **Every wrong expression that Arohi gives one danda from lovely***

This silsila continues for three days 🤣🤣......Arjun aur Arohi eek sentence bhi nahin complete karsakthe...ppl cant sleep for three days 🤣🤣....and Punji and Arohi bear the three geniuses for three days for 72 hours non stop and thats it....🤣🤣

Punji decides he is unfit for Acting and he is so bowled over by 'N' ki thapsya.....N was doing punji seva nonstop for 72 hours🤣🤣.......decides to elope with N to some remote place in Himalayas...so they set out on that journey.🤣🤣

Arohi looses her brain ...it basically crashes after so many dandas🤣🤣......and ends up at a mental asylumn...🤣🤣

Lovely and Anu decide enough of this now Miss Kapoor will come so lets jump and catch the next flight back home....🤣🤣

Miss kapoor lands on the sets...no epi.... no shot taken for the last three days...aghast at the proceedings confronts the director and the crew...they tell abt the happenings for three days and let her know that Punji jumped with 'N' 🤣🤣....and Arohi ended up in asylumn...🤣🤣.... Miss kapoor gets the shocker of her life and decides all this happened cuz of her nonsenical drama 🤣🤣...and so decides she will quit the business... 👏

Thats it😳...mission accomplished..😃...Iam done...I hope u ppl didnt cry...🤣🤣🤣



Ek Pant aur Sweater ki Dukh Bhari Dastaan
-Anjana

Part I: Punji's Pad:

Black Jeans Pant ("JP"): OH NO! PUNJI NO! NO! Punji wapas bin mein! Dhondz hasn't even had a chance to take me to the laundry yet. ** JP tries to sink deeper into the laundry bin - hide under stinky baby blue sweater. But, Alas no luck ' Punji's Panjha JP koh padkar lehti hai and plucks him out**

***Punji hillofying and jillofying self into JP. JP Groaning ' No Lifebuoy again ***

JP: Why oh why can't he leave me alone. Ever since he's been in love with that Arohi ' he can't keep his butt out of me. I wonder who's going to be the new sweaty sweater today!!

***Punji goes to closet ' hil hil ke ' and ponders hmm "Usko violet pasande hai mein aaj violet/purple pehnunugi ' Punji sharmaying***

JP Thinks to self: Please Dhondz, if you can't take me to the laundry then please get him some Lifebuoy at least. YESTERDAY - He stood sweating n' baking in blue sweater for that Girl becuz he's got that stupid emotion called love! Gulp! When will my torture end! Gulp

***Punji looks through sweater section of closet. One hand on cellphone. MSGing "Ek baat batao - tum mujhe miss karti ho?" to Arohi***

***Punji finds new Sweater ' Perfect Purple ' Arohhi ' Punji grins silly to self ' Arohhi ***

Purple Sweater ("SP"): * Thinks to self - Ufff! What's that smell?* To Pant ' u stink yaar? Kabhie nahatha nahi ho kya?***

JP: ***EMBARRASED & SAD*** Mein nahan chaati hu paar isse ishq hai or mein iska ek lota Black Jeans!! Samjah Karo***

***Punji fights his way into PS ' Skips to Dresser in Happiness ' Aaj uske paas khudki Arohiki favorite perfume hai ' Dhoondz le aye ' Aur Salil se borrow karna nahi barehga. ****

SP & JP: *COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! **

SP TO JP: Yeh kya spray kiya?

JP TO SP: Yeh. Teeksay nahata nai aaj kal ' Par is Parfume mein khudko duboohta hai - har dina ' har raat.

SP TO JP: Yeh Kya BAAT hai?

JP TO SP: PYAAR ISHQ MOHABBAT

SP TO JP: PYAAR? ISHQ? MOHABBAT?

JP TO SP: Ha Yaar ' Varna koi ladki iss pagal ke paas kyu kara rehega?? Woh bhi Khushi Khushi!!!

PART II ' P & M Media ' Punji's Cabin

*** Punji all hillofying and dialing Arohi's number again ' par phir busy signal*****

SP TO JP: Vah yeh office to baari mast hey. LCD bhi hai!

***Punji fuming ' thinking gift nahi aayee aabtak. Woh bhi nahi aab tak. These girls *****

JP TO SP: Han hum cricket dekh sakte hai. Aaj India Pakistan ka match hai.

SP TO JP: Hum KKHH nahi dekh sakte hai? Muhje Brown Sweater ne baataya tha

*** Arjun fuming and pacing ' all tense wense and arms hillofying everywhere***

JP TO SP: Kya baataya tha?

SP TO JP: Yehi! Ki Punji ko Kjo movies pasaande hai****

*** Punji dialing Arohi again. No response again. Now rocking and hilofying jilofying in chair***

JP TO SP: Kash Punji woh KJo movies ki heroes ki tara har bakth kapara shapara badalta ' muhje nahaney ka mooqka milta!!!

**** Punji pushes computer away... fingers constantly on the phone ' dialing shyling*****

SP TO JP: Chor yaar hum kuch nahi dekhne ko miley gaya. Yeh ladka kabhi teek say bettha hi nahi. Har bakth hiltha or chaalta rehta hai. Isse ka problem kya hai?

JP TO SP: Mein baatya nah ' ISHQ! PYAAR! MOHABBAT!

Punji to Self Outloud: "Yeh Arohi bhina kabhie kabhie meri phone ka jab hi nahi dehtehey. Subha say office mein bhi nahi aayee hai. But, I hope everything is okay. "

SP TO JP: EEHEW! Yaar aab toh mein gayee ' Yeh aab hil hil ke ' SWEAT bhi karne laga hai!

JP TO SP: Yeh to sirf suruhat hai ' dekh aage aage hota hai kya ' Kal blue sweaterka hal boohut bura hogiya tha ' dhoop mein pasihna ka Ganga Yamuna bhaadi Punji !!!

****************************THORA DHER BAAD***************************************

PART II ' P & M Cafe

SP TO JP: Arey yeh kya hua? Punji toh baari baari dinghe maraha tha. Mal Road! 15 Minutes! Yeh Cafe toh uski office ki neechay ha

JP TO SP: SSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Koi sunlega ' Chup kar ' Varna Audience - SHHHH

****Punji all excited, but wanting to appear confident (Remembering Anu's list) - so not hilofying jhilofying*****

SP TO JP: Arey eider bhi LCD aur woh bhi SRK ki picture key saat. Woh Who!!

****Punji all happy at seeing Arohi, but she says "Sir". Sir not happy. "Arjun Sir" Punji still not happy. "Arjun" Punji all happy and trying not hilna julna (Anu ko waada kiya that ' Par woh kaise na hille? Kamse Kam Haat ' Nahi ' Anu baahut datengi ' Punji fumes inside then Khuda ka haat hi ultimately padkar liya; Guuuud Ideana ' Arohi nahi datengi ' Anu nahi datengi. Punji khush******

SP TO JP: Yeh namuna khon hai?

JP TO SP: Namuna?

SP TO JP: Namuna nahi toh aur kya? Yeh, dohno namuna hi toh hai - Ek Mumbai ki gharmi mein Sweater pehenta hai aur yeh full sleeve Kameez!!!

****Arohi and Punji both all nervous specially Punji who desperately wants to hilofying, but trying not to show it *******

JP TO SP: Yehhi toh hai woh!

SP TO JP: Kya baat hai ' teek say nahi bolna nahi aata hai kya tuhjesay?

JP TO SP: Ghuusa maat ho SP... Yeh toh hai woh ' Pyaar! ISHQ! MOHABBAT!

************Arohi and Punji talking shalking ' bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak***********

SP TO JP: Yeh log kabhi chup chap ' Shanti say nahi rehey saakte hey ' Muhje SRK ki film dekhni thi yaar

JP TO SP: Yeh dohno ' Aur Chup Chap ' Shukhar kar Jhagar nahi rehey hai aaj - dekh aage aage hota hai kya

Episode 4: Saarru Driving Shiving

***Punji J Surprise for Arohi ' Capricorns Romantic ' hilofying and dhilofying all over car now*******

SP to JP: Yeh shore kya hai?

JP to SP: Meine bolana ' Ishq! Pyaar! Mohabbat!!

SP to JP: Ishq? Pyaar? Mohabbat? Nahi yaar yeh Shoore kya hai?

JP to SP: Woh hi toh hai - Pyaar! Ishq! Mohabbat! Samjah kar yaar ' yeh namuna phir green signal rukh gayaa hai!!

Honk Honk TTONHK HONK THOOOOONK

Stranger to Punji: Ghari karab hua hai kya, Sir? Mein Daakha dedu?

Punji to Stranger: Kya! Tum khon ho? Yeh mere gari ke window ke phaas que ho! Kher choddo ' tum, shaadi shuda ho?

Stranger ' Stunned by Punji's question ' daar daar ke replies: Ha! Ek biwi hai!

Punji: Ek biwi hai? Matlab? Ek khaafi nahi hai? Tum kaise aadmi ho!! Choodo ' woh kai pasande karti! Mujhe kareedna hai!!!

Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk

SP to JP: Hum to gayee kamse se ' yeh pagal aab bhera bhi hogaye aur humko bhi bhera bhanake choode rehga!!

JP to SP: Haan yaar ' Aaj A.C. bhi on nahi kiya ' kitna gharmi hai - Hum to gayee kamse se

***Punji khush ' guuud idea ' "chhuriiya" ' all hilofying, jhilofying and dhillofying ***

SP to JP: dekhte aage aage hota hai kya

Episode V ' Sukh Niwas

********Punji rings Bell... Hilofying from foot to foot... arm full of gifts... jhillofying everwhere***

*******Punji rings BELLL Again.... Hlofying and Jhillofying even more...barely able to stand********

SP to JP: Isse kya Michael J. Fox waala disease hai kya?

JP to SP: Michael J. Fox waali disease? Huh? Tu kya bakwaas kar raha hai?

*****Punji gives up on Door ' Dham Dham Soundtrack Con't Dham Dham Dham Dham ************

SP to JP: Punji ne pada tha National Geographic ke magazine mein ' Muhje Brown Sweater ne bola tha ' Michael J. Fox disease ' Parkinson's bolte hai shayad!!!! Hamesha hilta julta hai yeh ladkha!

JP to SP: Nahi Yaar! SIRF PYAAR! ISHQ! MOHABBAT!

***Punji hears voices and heads to GARDEN... MISSION AROHI BADIMAA AROHI BADIMAA***

****** All the hilling, dhulling and heat in the Garden causing Arjun to sweat wet even more*****

SP to JP: Aab yeh Namuna humko kaha leja raha hai? Mein bheeg gayeee... mein ro dhungi.. mein Utter Crap lagrahi hu.....Wah! Wah! Wah!

JP to SP: Rho mat!! Tu kitni aachi lag rahi hai... or feel bhi kar rahi hai!!!!

SP to JP: Sniff! Sniff! Kya? Jhoot mat bol! Mein kitni khoobsurat thi! Kitni fresh thi! Aab nahi!!

********Detective Punj, hilling dhulling, spying and evasdroping as usual ' looking at HP and Purvi's Parents; ************

****JP SHARMAYING ' PINKING SHINKING****

JP to SP: Tu kitna soft! Soft! Spongy! Spongy!! feel kar rahi hai!

SP to JP: (also sharmaying) Sniff! Sach? Mein aachi lag rahi hu? Tu kitna swweeet hai!

JP to SP: Sach... tuhje patha nahi ' theri chehra kitni masoom lag rahi hai ' theri bheegi bheegi rang

**********Arjun hilling jhulling fast fast towards car ' New Mission Talk to Salil ********

SP to JP: Tub bhi bahut handsome lag rah hai ' bheeg kar**********

JP to SP: Aab yeh ka jaa raha hai ' saj mein isse Parkison' hai - dekhte aage aage hota hai kya

Arohi finds Arjun's Mom Picture in the Library Book
-Karishma


episode starts
First the picture will fly from the book in slow motion.... 2mins

it will fall in to arohi's hands but she will ''accidentally'' drop it... 3mins

and just when she will bend down to get it...someone will call her name....she will get distracted.... 3mins

some random person will open the ''library emergency window'' cause its very hotttt....this will cause the picture to fly outside... 2 mins

arohi ( who is not scared to get into a cat fight but is too scared to jump out of a 2 feet high window)...will slow motionly walk out of the office to get the picture.... 5 mins

but at the same time some guy will drive over the picture and get it all dirty.....DAMMIT arohi won't get to see arjun's mom face :(... 5 min

and the episode ends

when all this is happening juss imagine...a fast tabala sound in the background






Arohi and Arjun at P&M Post Badi Maa MU
(REF: Last Week of April 2009)
-Anu

(Dost is Arjun Punj)

Dost and Arohi in an official meeting abt the new CDs that they are going to launch ...remember which was named against hmmm....🤣...Arjun ...yep thats right😳.....We all remember how Arohi praised that name...now the same arohi lets see what she does with that name🤣🤣

Dost : Tho sidharth...hamara Lounge CDs ka kaam kaha thak aya ?
Sid : Sir woh project Arohi dekh rahi hai...**looks at arohi**
Arohi : Ji sir ...woh kaam ho raha hai...par I think we should re think abt the Cover title and its color.
Dost : **Very angry** Kyun?Kya problem hai ab uss title mein aur color mein?By the way tumhine tho suggest ki thi title and color?
Arohi : Haan Sir ...meine hi suggest ki thi...par ab mujhe lagtha hai ki woh sahi choice nahi thi.
Dost : Mathlab **all angry**😡
Arohi : **Stands up and explains ** Arjun....hmmm Arjun ka mathalab jaise aap sab log jaanthe hain...shweth hai..shweth kaa mathlab kabhi kabhi chori se bhi hotha hai...I mean... Woh kehthe hai naa...chor ki shakal safed hogaya hai..waise🤣🤣
Dost : **fuming**
Arohi : Aur Kabhi kabhi safed ka mathlab jhoot bhi hotha hai..White lies...woh joh bahut se aameer log bhole bale insaanon se kehthe hain?? **evil smile on arohis face...Dost all hilling**🤣
Dost : Yeh kya bakwas kar rahi ho tum...Miss arohi **angry**
Arohi : Meine woh naam suggest karne ke liye reasons bathayi aur aapko acha laga...ab mere naa kehne ke bhi reasons sunni padegi 🤣
Dost : **Fuming**
Adohi : Arjun ...haan...waise dekha jaye tho ...arjun naam bahut gatiya hai..kaafi purani hai....nahi arjun?Hamare lounge CD ko ..woh bilkul bhi suit nahin kartha...Kahan 2009 ka CD title aur kahan woh BC waqt ka Arjun..**sarcastically**🤣
Dost : **More Fuming ...but cant help it**
Arohi : Arjun naam se agar hum apni marketing karenge tho woh hamare company ke naam par dabba hoga...kyun ki imagine Mahabarath's Arjun Woh jisne apne bal buthe par mahabarath yudh jeet nahin sakha.🤣....Agar sri krishan ji unke saath nahin hothe tho woh Arjun kabhi jeeth nahin paathe..🤣....Agar Karan ko shrap nahin hothe tho woh Arjun eek din bhi yudh mein tik nahin patha...🤣...Hum aise naam lekhe apna promotion karenge tho usse hamare company ka reputation karab hojayega...issiliye mujhe lagtha hai...ki hum kuch aur soche aur Arjun jaise naam ko use naa karen..ab dekhna hai ki Arjun ...I mean Arjun sir kya decide karthe hain?? 😃
Arohi : Kaisa laga?😲
Dost : **fuming**smart....Very smart...


by Anjana

****AP fuming in suit*******

AP to Sid: Mein chaata hun ke tum ye special school project mein kam karo - aaj se tumhar har kaam Miz. Arohi karega.

Thought on this bakwaas episode
(ref May 6th 2009 epi)
-Karishma










Arjun Needs Lessons on How to Put Shoes
(Ref May6th 2009 epi)
-Karishma









Arjun Sadak Chap Bhikari
(ref May 7th 2009 epi)
-Karishma








Arohi Mother Theresa - Arjun Child
(ref May7th 2009 epi)
-Karishma & Lavi









HP-DEATH-ANJANA-DREAM
-Karishma








10LAKH-MU
(ref May 8th 2009 epi)
-Karishma






ARJUN-SONG-AROHI-EYESIGHT
(N's song...converted into Image)
-Karishma








ARJUN - MR FANTASTIC- HE STRECHES HIS ARMS TO GRAB AROHI WITHOUT SEEING HER(DDLJ)
-Karishma





Nuttasha Paddy Apple
-Bemyhero4ever







Arohi-Killing-HP
-Karishma


arohi all sweet 😊


the evil side of arohi came out😈


kya idea hai...to kill HP...😲

finally HP out of KMH 👏👏👏 juss for anjana 😉




After-Arohi-Slap-Arjun-Halath
-Mehr




After-Arohi-Slap-Arjun-Halath
-Sonia





Arjun-Bhagath-Singh
(Ref May18th 2009 Epi)
-Karishma




Arjun-James-Bond
(Ref May18th 2009 Epi)
-Karishma





Karan-Killing-Anu-Kadoo-Joke
(Ref May20th 2009 Epi)
-Anjana

Arjun - went from Bond to mask bin Zorro to Kill Anu





Dondz-Welcome-Party
(Ref May20th 2009 Epi)
-Minnie

* Welcome everyone to Dhondz's return party* - Ghar aya hamara pardesi Dhondu.. 🥳🥳





KS-Arohi-Pic

-Karishma

okaay guys....soo the budget punji wasted 3 lakhs on HP things....soo didnt have enough money for refreshments for the party.....but here you go some stolen chips....... ONLY ONE CHIP PER PERSON...OR THERE WONT BE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE


anu i just saw u taking two chips....first u compare me with sur and now u take 2 chips 😡😡









Vandy-Turning-Wendy's
-Karishma





Vandy-The-Vampire
-Samiya




An-Peacock-Turkey
-Karishma

LCD in Jail
-Anu

When Punji goes to jail it will be night
he will carry LCD so that its in sight
LCD will make the cell look very bright
covering all movies is what he thinks right
he will be smiling seeing srk catch flight
if there is an outage there will be no light
LCD is supplied generator if not he may bite
punji watching movies forgets his might
Ganga enters the cell dressed all in white
Arjun and Arohi call it quits and finally reunite
we all go sleeping happily saying nighty night....



KMH in Poetry
-Anjana and Adda Gang

When Punji goes to jail it will be night Eventually Arjun and Arohi will reunite

But DK will surely get mad at that sight!
The umpteenth time Savita and DK will fight
And indifferent to them Arjun Arohi walk happily into "Twilight"

In the meantime Salil and Purvi will overcome their MU plight
As the past can be overcome through true love's might
P&M will continue renting out spaces as money is tight
And poor Nutts will keep harassing men to take her apple's bite


Punji-Anu-To/Do List
- Mehr and Radz

Tu jaha jaha rahega, meri list ka saayaa saath hogaa
Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa

Kabhe meri list ko yaad kar ke jo bahenge tere aansoo to wahee pe rok lenge unhe aa ke meray danday dhaasoo too jidhar kaa rukh karegaa,Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

Too agar udaas hogaa , to udaas rahoongee main bhee nazar aaoo, yaa naa aaoo tere "paas" rahoongee main bhee too kahee bhee jaa rahegaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

main agar bichhad bhee jaaoo , kabhee meraa gam naa karnaa meri LIST yaad kar ke, kabhee aankh num naa karnaa too jo moor ke dekh legaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa
meri khushi rahi hai shaamil teri list k dukh mein ,
tere gam mein meri dosti ne diyaa hain, teraa saath har janam mein too koi janam bhee legaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

***********************************************************

inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...

inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...

Baat Jo Hai Uss List Mein Baat Woh Yahaan Kahin Nahin Kissi Mein...

Woh List Meri jaan hain meri duniya hain yahi yahi Jail mein....*determined look on Punji's

face*

Saath Saath Hai Woh Mere Gham Mein Meri Har Khushi Mein...*Punji all --> 😛

*

Zindagi Mein list nahin to kuch nahi hai meri Zindagi mein...inteha hoh gayee TO do list

ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...

*********************************************************

wada raha...dost ka DOST say...mein nah hoh gii bewafaa
ye Anu ki dharkaney sun raha hey Khuda

chaahe tumhari aankhein kis kadar mera dil
tumko nahi hai pataa
ye Anu ki dharkanein sun raha hey Khuda

dil ne kaha, dil ney suna
meinay tumhe TO-DO list k liye chuna

Punji bhaiyya will sing only 2 lines after *hitting head on the desk*

Meinay toh ley li hey kasam
follow keroo ga To-Do list janmo janam

KMH Theme (Arjun's View)
- Sonia

Ever Since, I heard you'

I felt you through your words

our melody struck the chords

I knew there was something

that binds me to you

Ever Since, I saw you'

I knew you were different

Pure blissful eyes so innocent

I knew I could do nothing more

To keep my thoughts from you

Ever Since, I touched you'

For once I felt so alive

That now I desired to live

A beautiful life of dreams

So that I could grow old with you

Ever since, I doubted you'

I lost my faith completely

I grieved my broken heart silently

I was blinded by wrong

So I didn't give a chance to you

Ever Since, I parted from you'

My heart felt sore and was bleeding

For you, it was pleading

But I thought I was betrayed in love

And I wanted to avenge you

Ever Since, I have hurt you'

I knew nothing would ever pain me more

I could see you silently implore

For a reason that I never offered

Before my shutting my doors to you

Ever Since, I knew the truth'

I have cursed myself day and night

Now that I know that you were right

I wish I could wipe out all the bitterness

And bring happiness to you

Ever Since, you left me'

My heart don't bleed anymore

I can feel pain no more

For it was gone numb

And I know I don't deserve you

Ever Since, I lost you'

I knew there's no meaning left to life

But I will live to feel the grief so rife

So what if I can't start afresh

I'll still live my life for you

Ek apple ki kahani...
-Aruna(wishfor)

And the apple says..

Her dreadful hand came onto me
And clutched me in a deathly grip
I heard some blabber (noise)
On why she likes apples so (shudder!!!)...

Her every bite
sent shivers thru' me
And her nonsense talk
Just turned me off..

Let me tell u
Here and now
And I speak here
For all the apple-kind (like human-kind)

that you are a NUT
Of the most unique kind

Note:

If An Apple a day keeps the doctor away
A NUT a day keeps everyone away

Taare zameen per Maa song... Modified

-Nupur & Minnie

Original Maa Track with full royalties paid to Aamir Khan........
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Cockroach Se Darta Hoon Main Maa

cockroaches aur Natasha se darta hoon main maa..
Natasha jabhi mujhe apple khilaye
Tumhare aanchal mein chup jaane ko dil karta hai maa...

Papa ko Main Yeh Kehta Nahin
Par Nutts ko dekh kar Seham Jaata Hoon Maa
Chehre Pe Aana Deta Nahin
Par Hilloing & dilloing shuru kar deta Hoon Maa

Hilne dulne se toh tum mujhe rok sakti nahi
Par bakwas karne se toh rok sakti ho na maaa
Tujhe sab hai pata duniya ki maa..

Nutts Ke saath Yun Na Chodo Mujhe
Izzat bacha ke laut Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Bhej Na uske saath Mujkko Tu
Apple aur Bhutte Kha Kha ke naa Maar jaun mein Maa

Neha's version

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par cockroach se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
phir bhi chocolates de ke chali gayi..Meri Maa

Ghar Mein apne Choda Mujhe
Is liye mein kabhi aana pau maa
Doore kiya apne aap se tune
Yaad Bhi nahi Aa thaa tha mein Maa
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa
Kya Itna Bura tha mera Hilna dulna

Jab Bhi Kabhi dd (daku daddy) Mujhe
sharab ke nashe mein jhula jhulatha
Meri Nazar Dhoondhe Tujhe
Sochu Yahi Tu Aa Ke bachalegi mujhe Maa

Unse Main Yeh Kehta Nahin
Par unki muu se badbu aati thi Maa
Chehre Pe Aana Deta Nahin
Dil Hi Dil Mein ultti karta Hoon Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Hai Naa Maa
Phir bhi chocolates de ke chali gayi na Maa

Punji Praying for Arohi's Eyesight

-Nupur's song

The Full songs was like this.....

"Gaane Do Gaane Do Mujhe Gaana Hai Are Blunder Jo Kiya Hai Wo Sudharna Hai
aaj Hai meri Redemption ke Raat......."

Mandir wala's singing....."Kaun Hai Woh.....Bolo Kaun Hai woh??? BoloBolo Kaun Hai Woh....
Us singing...." Samay ki maar khaya hua Insaan haaaaaaaaaaaai WOH!!!!"

Hospital mein woh mera Aur Cheque book ka Intezaar Karegi....
Uske Siva maine kissi ka ab Naam Nahi Lena, Nuts & her apples se door he rahena.......
Arohi Jaisi low aukat wali ko chahun yeh Dakoo Daddy ko Hairangi Hain.....
Main Nutts ke saath Apple share karun yeh unki Deewaangi Hain.......
Gaane Do Gaane Do mujhe gaana hai........
Blunder joh kiya hai woh sudharana hai........

KMH-Poetry

- Anjana

Pyaar ke bateeh toh har koi kar sakta hai
Par sabar aur samaj se kitne nibhateh hai?
Har zakhm jo woh muhje dehta
usske dil ko behaal kar jahta
toh usse mein kaise aur gham du?
Mein usse kaise gham de du...
meri hi gham mein jo dooba hai?
Humain bas itni mohabbat hai
Koi aur samje ya na samje

hamari mohabbat hum samje

Mein gunah kiya
-Anjana

Mein gunah kiya
Mein pyaar kiya
par usse hi daard diya
jo mujhe pyar diya

Mein gunah kiya
usse daard diya
jo mujhe pyaar kiya
toh mein saza liya
Par phir se hui ek ghalti


KMH-Shayari
-Aruna

KMH ne Arjun ko jail bejha
Arohi ko gunga banaya
Hum sab ka sar chaata
Aur Anjana ko shayar banaya


KMH -Song
-Karishma

Tumko torture kare ke bhi torture kare ne ko karta hia dil,
Lecture de ke bhi "auwkad" lecture de ne ko karta hai dil,
Bhuk apple ki aane lagi ,
Sansoo mein meri sweater ki stink chahne lagi
Dil pe dewanagi chah gai is kadar,
Band ankhoon se bhi accuse tujhe kare ne ko karte hai dil,
Kaisai kahein hame kitni nafrat hai,
Haan kitni nafrat hai....



Punji singing song for Anu: Day Dreaming
-Mehr

Aap ki Nazaron Ne Samjha, dosti Ke Kabil Mujhe Embarrassed hspace5
Dil Ki Ai Dhadkan Thaher Ja, Mil Gayee to-do list Mujhe Confused hspace5
Aapki Nazron Ne Samjha Embarrassed hspace5

Ji Hamen Manzoor Hai Stern Smile, Aapka Ye Faisla Ouch hspace5
Kah Rahi Hai Har Nazar, dost tumhara Shukriya Confused hspace5


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"Hiltey dultey...yuhi koi...mil gaya thaa" 😳😳

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sarak chaap bikhaari bun ker..jab sab oos ka saath chor dein gein 😆
Dost dost na raha *Anu ko dhekh ker* 😭, pyaar pyaar naa raha *Aro ko dhekh ker*

Zindagi hamein tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha
Script meray pyaar ki, gaya tha jisko saunp kar
Woh meri dost tum hi thi, tumhi to thi

Jo zindagi ki raah me bane thi meri hamsafar
Woh mere dost tum hi thi, tumhi to thi Day
Saare bhed khul gaye Shocked hspace5, raazdaar na raha
Zindagi hamein tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha *hits head on the desk*
Dost dost na raha...😭


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Anu & her Dost singing:
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
are tode se bhi toote na ye Anu-punji ki jodi
ho ho ho
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi

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situation hey...Dost is naaraaz with Anu bcoz of her never ending to-do list 😆
Anu will sing this to manaofy him 😉 (that song mein gaoo or tum so jao will sound like this):
"tum rhooto or mein manaaoo *pulling cheeks* 😳
tum rhooto or mein manaaoo
to do list mein tum kho jao

maana aaj ka din hey lamba
maana list thi lambi
par jab Ekta badlegi
eik din story tumhari
us din k khwaab sajao

Then Anu will give him a *nudge* & he will come back to earth
Punji's reply will be in Punjabi song:

List list teri list nay kitta paagal meinno
ki haalat hoh gayee Dost di koi khabar nay tennoo
*hits head on the desk repeatedly*



Bhoot ko bhoot
-Anjana

Bhoot ko Bhoot nahi bholu?

Toh Bhoot ko kya bholu?

Tumne tasveer nahi bheji!

Humne samja tum bhoot hoji!

Bhoot ko bhi tasveer nahi aati

Tumari bhi koi tasveer nahi aati

Hum ghalat kaha thai?

Ye tumhe paatah hai

AA bhi jaa
-Mehr
(on Boby's request..here's a song for Karan Sing... 😃 Lucky Ali's song "aa bhi jaa")

Aa bhi jaa, aa bhi jaa, Karan Sing aa bhi jaa...(2) 😍
Mumbai ko kar alvida, jaldi say aa bhi jaaaa )...(2)
hamari, hamari dil ki, bardaasht ki oh seema kya hai 😡

Yun to, ghalti hai hamari, umeed tujh say, ho, too kaha hai 😕

p.s."ghalti hey hamari" is liye coz we are addicted to this show :)

Dondz Ki Memory Mein
-Viss

dhondz dhondz na raha.....

Savita Savita na rahi...

BTV hame tera aitbar na raha...

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KMH ke veerano me ...

jab bhi Dil se pukaroge....

Mai aati rahungi...Mai aati rahungi....

Jub dard ka mausam ho....

KMH ka sitam ho...DHONDU agar sath chhodde..

Dil se pukaroge ...To mai aati rahungi...

KMH Soap Talent

-Minnie , An & Nupur

May be you can hang that with your bow on Punji's head.. saying I am finally hitched!

Finally hitched, soon to be ditched

Without hitching and ditching, no BT serial can move forward...

& Lots Bitching........
MG perfect combo...
Put a lit bit of hitching.....then a bit of bitching.....shake it all up and comes out ditching...
the perfect BT combo as An said! It should be THERE tag Line!!!!

Savitha & Arjun ki Poetry
-anuT

"Oh momji......
Bada dukh deena
Punji Jr. ne bada dukh deena
Dictation likhwaye, mujhse coffee banwayi
Mera mushqil kar diya jeena
Bada dukh deena ...

Uski hairstyle pe sar thokti hoon
Uski dressing sense pe main roti hoon
Meri advice ki kadar, use hogi magar,
Poora adda kahega usse namoona...

Bada dukh deena

Meri ankhiyan, mere sapne
Accident mein le gaya saath woh apne
Sochu main din raat, shayad theek hi hai baat
Kapdo ki jhagmag se ho jati blind varna...

Bada dukh deena

Sunkar meri Mom - duhai....
Usne apni outfit change karwai...
Aaj ho jayega murder, phir se pehna stinky sweater....
Jiski qismat mein laundry thi kabhi naa....
Bada dukh deena"

Om Jai Arjun Punj

Ab ye pyaas mitaao, humaarein paas aa jaao,

Hum karein tumhari seva

Om Jai Arjun Punj...

TAN...Maan..but not dhaan sab kuch hai tera....

Tera tujh ko aarpaan, kya hai ab mera

Om Jai Arjun Punj!!!!

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Puja

-Anjana

Aarmaan jo dil mein the dil hi mein rahe gayee

Sapne jo bandh aankhon se dekhi woh bhaigayee

Pyaar jo humne kiya naftrat meine bhikar gayee

Do dil toota aur haathon se Duniya choot gayee

Hamari prem kahani addaa aduri rahe gayee

Aab kabhi jhoota coffee ka moment aur na aayee

Aarmaan jo dil mein the dil hi mein rahe gayee

Source: Anjana's bad shayari classes with Unty con'ts

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Accident

-Aditi

Yippeee..Accident ho gaya Rabba rabba Accident ho gaya rabba

Humne Wednesday ko Crap dekh a

Thursday ko Bakwass dekha

Friday ko accident ho gaya rabba rabba

Thoda iske baap ka kassor

thda uske baap ka kasoor

Accident Ho gaya Rabba Rabba

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Accident

-Anjana

Kya bolti tuh?

Kya mein bolu?

Tuh chor deghi muhje?

Mein jaane du tuhje?

Yeh kya hua?

Kab hua?

Kaise hua?

Dost Dost na raha

Anu Anu na raha

Pyaar ghost ho giya

Dost dusmani par aagiya

Warning letter milgiya

"Jis din vo High N Mighty se pehli bar mili thi...Vahi to Sabse bada accident tha..

Jub vo uss Tufan se takarai ..Aankhe band kar usi se mohabbat ki...Vahi to Ekta ka BLIND-TRACK tha.."

@ Anjana: Your wish ...Is vo EK PAL..

"Sadiyon se hume jis EK PAL ka intezar hai...

Usi Ek PAL ne jeena dushvar kiya hai...

Unhe to kadra hi nahin uss PAL ki..

Unhe Ehsas bhi kahan hai..

Vo to hum hai Jinhone apne Vaqt ko unke liye bekar kiya hai..."

@ Sea-gl: yr wish........KS tum kahan ho......????

"Aapko Intezaar hai unke aane ka..

Aapko Intezaar hai unke aane ka..

Kya pata ..

Kal Tumhi Intezaar karo unke Jaaneka..."

@Nupur..:

Prem Deewani..

U r luv was true n pure ...u were doin Tan-Man-Dhan Seva..without any wish..U sud sing ths lines for him ...

"Me Dhundti thi tuzko Sunehri kirno me..Tu bhatak raha tha Andheri galiyo me..

Me Chahti thi tuzko ..me prem ki deewani...

Par maine paya tuzko Nafraton ke sheher mai..

Mai bhul baithi khudko...mai kaun hun mai kya hun..

Tu ataka huva kahin tha AUKAT ki ratan me.."

@ Adda PPL:

"Hazaron khwahise aisi ki har khwahis pe dum nikle..

Ab to sambhl jao..Aur kuchh aisa karo Ekta Apne Ghar se naa nikle.."

Kya-Say-Kya-Hoh-Gaya

Kya se kya ho gaya.....Ekta .....
is Bakwaas mein
Chaha kya kya mila...Ekta
is Bakwaas mein
Chalo sunhana bharam to toota,
jana teri creative team kya hai
Tout kiya tha different Lovestory
Yeh to kaha 'Love' kahan 'Story' ban gaya hai
Humne kyaa kya na saha Ekta
Is aas mein.....
Sudhroge tum zara.....
Par....Humko kya mila.....Is Bakwaas mein

Hamare tumhare intelligence level mein
Meelo ke faasle hai
Yakeen nahi hota hai hum tumhara serial
Is tarah follow kar rahein hai
Hona hai aur kya ...
iske baad mein
Lowest point aa gaya...Is bakwaas mein...

Pyar-Ki-Dastaan

-Anjana

Humain mohabbat the

Tum kabhi bewaafa na the

Par yakeen hum karna sake

Daard ki zakhm dekh na sake

Kaal hum saath rehte bhi dur the

Aaj hum dur rehte bhi saath hai

Yeh kaise behuda mazak hai

Yeh kaise pyar ka dastan hai

Zakhme jo kabhi barna sake

Gham jo kabhi ghum na sake

Nazare jo kabhi hum juhka na sake

Aaj tumse chahe ke bhi mila na sake

Accident-Ke-Baad-Adda-Ke-Kavisamelan

(Ref : May18th 2009 Epi)

-Viss

Tabhi to kaha tha AN..

Hazaro khwahison ko dil me dabake rakho..

KMH valo se inhe chhupake rakho..

vo log Mauke ki talash me rehte hai..

Aur hamari Soch aur Ummedo se pare zatke milte hai..

By An

But, kya kaare,
Kuch haamre bhi armaan the,
Dekhe Arohi ko blind,
But, lagta hai, Arohi ho gayee,
Hate blind...

By Lata

BT ne hamare armaanon ka gala ghot diya...
Arohi ko na andha naa gehraa coma kiya...
Hp ko nahii maara, na hi Dk ko dard diya....
Ulta Arjun ko topi de kar hamein sar ka dard diya!!

By Anjana

Pyaar ki ghuzarish ki humne

Yeh kya gunah kiya humne

Kabhi "Ek pal" manga tha

Aab "OM" mangte hai

Hoga jo Ekta ki marzi

Mangna humari marzi

By Viss

" Mera dil mere Armano ki Kabra ban gaya..

BT valo ne last moment pe Dhoka de diya.."

apni khwahiso ko baju pe rakho..

puchhti ho ek vakil hokar tumhara gunha kya hai..

Samne BT hai aur tumne Khwahison ko list jari kiya hai...

By Anjana

Saach kabhi chupta nahi..

Himmat hai toh bol ke dehko

Kayar ho woh joh mauhlat mangte hai

gunah kiya toh maafi mange ke dekho

sazaa aur pryaschit ka farq jaan ke dekho

By An

I love you and no longer fear rejection,
But, I dread the look in your eyes,
When you will say, Adios forever,
I can live with the thought that,
We were never meant to be together,
But, I cannot bear the cold looks,
When you tell me, I am a spineless scoundrel.

By Lata

Punji's thinking is needlessly complicated
He should've told the truth and let her be irritated
He should've proved his worth and with love left her saturated
Instead of poking taunts while leaving her all frustrated

He is incurring her wrath for reasons unknown to sense
He is haunted by his past and worried for future hence
When instead he could be happy now in the present tense
With Arohi successful and still her old cheerful self

By An

Punji is a human, a man of this planet,
Trying things his own way, telling Arohi,
the meaning of love in his unique way,
Do not expect him to take the often used path,
He is meaning to build a highway in the jungles of Amazon...

By Lata

Meaning of love?

Is definitely not crashing into your lover
Breaking her legs and making her suffer
Lovers don't taunt and in the shadows hover
Instead they sing ballads and set hearts aflutter
Loving is NOT for an emotional wreck, a lechy stalker.

By An

Love has different ways to show I care,
I am there when you stumble a little,
Your eyes will never see my presence,
My eyes will follow you till the last end,
Protecting you from every hurdle and stare.

I have hurt you, and given you pain,
I hurt now thinking what have I done,
But, I am trying to undo my doing,
Give me a chance to explain when I
Come at the door, seeking your hand.

It's not easy to stand here, and see you
Take a step away from me, but today
there is no choice and options left,
Seeing you from far away is the only way
I can reach your home tomorrow.

By Lata

The pain you gave me was immense
I lost all faith, gave up all hope
And began to see the world through a tainted lens

Now you say that you are on a path to repent
That your ignorance was to be blamed for the damages caused
But hurt can't be undone, nor the suffering be unspent

Now you say you looked above me from paths that were shadowed
But the truth is you left me alone to pick up the pieces
Instead of being by my side, in the sidelanes you wallowed

Tomorrow I'd have moved onto avenues that lie ahead
You too should move on and let me be -
Forget the darkness and look towards sunshine instead

By Viss

Hilna hai to duniya ko hilao Khud hilne ki kya zarurat hai..?

Poetry karni hai to Angrezi me karo ..Hindi me karne ki kya zarurat hai..?

Dondz-Welcome-Shayari-Kavisamelan

(Ref : May19th 2009 Epi)

-Adda Ppl

by Minnie

By An

This is reply to your yesterday's post:

I am not waiting for the sun to rise,

I have seen the beam in the darkness,

I am not standing on your way,

You are free like the bird flying high,

Just building a nest for you, in case

You want to escape and take a rest.

I am not following you or seeking company,

I have befriended your smiling image.

I am waiting for you to climb the ladder,

Reach the top without fumbling,

Just standing close to you, so that

You can always rest your head on my shoulder.

I am not desiring anything from tomorrow,

I have found peace and meaning in today.

By Lata

I appreciate you being there for me, I do
But don't you understand, I don't need you!

I can find my own ways, I can build my own nests
I want to fumble and fall, to learn from my own tests

You are standing close to be my solace
But I can't forget the hate and malice

I lost faith in us through experiences past
But hope that the peace you found always lasts

By Viss

Dil-E-Armaan Ujad gaye the jiske jane ke baad...

Vahin sajaya hai basera baharone Uske aane ke baad..

Tyag Aur Balidan ki murat ho tum..

Gar mohabbat ko naa dekhaho kisine...

To kehdun.. Mohabbat ki surat ho tum...

Mere har Jikra mai tumhara naam hai...

Arjun nahin ..hamare pyare Dhondu ho tum...

By Viss

Hamari hasti mit jayegi ..Lafzon ke saath...

Agar hum Mumbai jayenge to.. Shayari ke saath...

Vo aur honge jo badal jate hai...vahan jake..

Mumbai hi badal jayegi..Hamare Kadam rakh ne ke saath..

By An

While chasing your dreams,
Flying your kite high in the sky,
You may never want to look back,
But, do not ever tell me that,
You never ever loved me.

By Lata

Your love was once all the faith I needed
To give wings to my wishes and send them soaring
But my faith you spurned to such an extent
That it took me a while to start dreaming again

I can't deny the love I once felt, however
The snatches of shared past are fading away
At one time my heart burned with unbound ardour
But now, not even the cinders remain

By An

You are burning in bitterness,

It is taking a long while to heal,

Why is that you are still mourning,

Eyes tell a different story, and

You are running towards the sea,

Where I stand looking at the

Breaking day, and its beautiful hues!

By Lata

Bitter I'm not, neither am I in mourning

I simply say that life's taught me much meaning

That never again will I trust so willingly

Strangers with a fickle heart

I dream again, even though I'd forgotten how

And while I chase them with a renewed zeal

I cherish soft winds and flowing streams more

Happiness is me, bursting forth from many corners

By Anjana

Tumhari saaman meri paas hai

Mera zindagi aab tumhari pass hai

kaal mere dukh tumara dard tha

Aaj tumhari dard mera dard hai

Tumhe zakhm humne hi diya

Par tumhe humko khushi diya

Chand lambho ki liye hi sahi

Par kuch to khushi hum payi

Sayad is janam ke liye woh kaafi

Aab kabhi na mange saku maafi

By Anu to Anjana

All i remember when u do shayari is "Mein shayar tho nahin.....magar hey AP ...jabse dekha...meine KMH ko ...shayari agayi"

By Anjana

Kabhi hum humsafar the

Aaj tumhari humsaya hu

Par muhje fakhar hai ki

Tumne mujhe pyaar kiya

Aur fakhar hai ki aaj

tum meri pyaar ho

muhje fikaar hai toh

aapni nahi tumhari

hum saath nahi par

mein tumhari hi hu

By Anjana

I may lack ambition, but i had dreams

not of apple gardens and honeybees

of a life with roads with travelled together

but i may have now ruined that forever

so with sorrow i have let your hand go

and will henceforth be your shadow

you will not know that i am even there

but i will always be there where you are

for now basking in your spirit n' essence

but, i still have your stuff n' some hope

that when you reach your destination

and i reach out, you won't reject me

will give me a chance to say my sorry

and know that i respecfully mean it

By Anjana

Dhondu nahi aapki Dhondz hu

Mein lakhman toh aap meri Ram

Muhje yahan chood ke maat jaao

Bharat aab bhi zinda hai Salil mein

Usko dehdo aap yeh samaan

Muhje dehdo sirf ek aur mooqka

Sirf peeche peeche chalne ki

aur torah khayal rakeneki

mein kahana nahi makunga

par kahana zaroor dehdunga

aaj leh chaalo aap sirf muhje

mein zindagi bhar saat dunga

By Anjana

Tuhi tuhi mera sapna hai

aur koi mere aapna nahi

yeh ehsaas tumne na jana

tum bin mein behgana

teri chaah mein duniya kya

khud ko bhi bhula dhunga

muhje bhi pata nahi kya

sahi aur kya hai galat

pata hai to sirf yeh ki

meri galati maafi ki layak nahi

khushi hai ki muhje samaj hai

aur intezaar hai usse din ka

jab mein phir kabil hu tumari

By AnjanaTeri mohabbat pe aaj mujko yaaken

par mein khoya hu tumhari yakeen

baas sirf teri khushi ki khwaish hai

aur dil mein ek choti si tamana hai

ek din ka jaab meet jaya sab fasle

ek pal ka jaab samah phir humara

By Anjana

Mein shayar nahi

Unty ka sirf neice hu

tumko koi taklif ho

to muhje na batao

mein kaha iss kabil hu

By Anjana

Mein kabhi ek pari thi

Aaj mein dusman hu

jis ke liye mein marthi thi

usne muhje dokha diya

kissi aur ka dost hogaya

muhje pucha bhi nahi

yeh kya sila diya

meri chaaha ka yeh

By Anjana

Yeh kya ajeeb eshaas hai

Har taraf tum hi tum ho

mein koh gayi hu tuhme

Yeh kya ajeeb eshaas hai

hum kal milne na milne

hamesh saath mein hai

By Anjana

Teri sapna aab meri sapna hai

Ek pal ke liye mein dehdi zindagi

par koi gham nahi khush hai

kuch karene ki tamana hai

aaj jeene ki tamana hai

fanaa ho ne ki khwaish hai

phir tumhari hone ki intezaar hai

By Anjana

Reel world romance is real world sexual harassment

Reel world hero goodlooking real world u don't want to look

Par usse duniya ka zero (Dhondz) is duniya ka hero ho sakta

Unka rhona dhona humara mazak ha wajah ho sakta hai

So unki duniya aur meri duniya ek duniya mein hai par alag hai!

By Karishma

anjana dreaded the long sleepless nights
A plea for rescue from punjis sight

Torn between duty and love
The good lawyer rises like a dove
Fluttering off to do her job
Of defending some apple eating sloth
Who won't even pay her bill
Nor ever thank her for her skill
In springing him from that P&M jail
And dazzling the court to save his pineapple hair

By Viss

umne pukara aur hum chale aaye...

Jaan hatheli par le aaye re......

"An ka virtual Billionair status kaam kar gaya hai....

Aur hamare ek laute lawyer ko table k neeche se inaam de gaya hai.."

By Anjana

have a special poem by a special poetess:

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and Ideal Grace.

I love thee to the level of every day's

Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.

I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;

I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith

I love thee with a love i seem to lose

with my lost saints, - I love thee with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all of my life! and if God choose,

I shall but love thee better after death.

(Source: Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

By Anjana

Zehre aur shak ko

Aapni paas hi rakho

Mein khotta nahi hu

Tumhari tara nahi hu

Ki peeche se kissi se

Var kararungi aur neech se

Kuch kaama bhi lungi

Mein joh bhi karungi

Khul aam samane karungi

By Manisha

Oye balle balle ki dhodhu ji wapis aa gaya.. oye balle balleki screen pe wapis se cha gayaa..oye balle balle... ji balle balle .. oye balle balle ki show pe rang cha gayaa.. oye balle balle ki punji ke sang aa gaya.. ...oye balleee balleeee

By Aruna

Here's one for An

An ne kaal party di
Darvaje pe khadi rahi
Swagat ka tho bahana thi
Sabse chavani lete gayi

Bill ka jab samay aaya
An hamari ho gayi gul
Anu ne jo sambhal liya
Warne ho jaati badi mushkil

Virtual world ka chavani hain
yahi pe tho use dena hain
bahar wale kya jaane
Ki bakwas ki yeh keemat hain

Abhi Aur bhi chavani aani hain
KMH abhi kafi hain
Aur bakwasoon ki umeed hain
yeh BT ka jo silsilay hain

By An

Mujhe hai jaroot chavaniyo,
Kyonki Dhondz hai ab,
Dakku Daddy ke den mein,
Usko nikalna hai aur
Mumbai nagari mein banana,
Hain famous superstar...

Meine jo bhi kiya,
Bas kiya Dhondz ke liya,
Bas itna hi favourite hai...

By Aruna

Dhondz ka tho bahana hain
Jaab aphi hi barna hain
Aisa An ka kehna hain

By An

Kuch chavaniya reah jaaye,
mere chote se pocket mein to,
Meri kya galti hai, woh to pocket
aur chavaniyo ka pyaar hai...

By Aruna

Chavani se karna kya
Apno se bada hain kya
Arjun se tho seekho kuch
Tyaag karo yeh sab kuch

By Aruna

KMH ka tho pata nahin
Arjun chahe jaye woh jail
Arohi gaya ya khaya ras (agulla)
Par Hame choda hain bakwas ka dher

By An

Sanki Punji hai fool,
Chal diya hai hoke,
Than Than gopal
aur Pahuch gaya jail...

Sab aapne hai,
Jab tak hai chavaniyo,
ke polti mere pass...
Samjhi Aruna...

By Minnie to An

Teri chavvani ki chaah ne macha diya bawaal
Itna sab hone ke baad kya chodo gi tum yeh hai sawaal
Dhondu ke liye kuch bhi ji haan jaroor
Par kya iske liye court jana bhi hai manjoor?

By Minnie

Dhondu ke liye jail jaogi tum
Par kya wahan Arjun ko jhel paogi tum
Uski bak bak se Ganga bhi hai ghayal
Himmatwali ho jo razi ho banane ke liye pagal

By Viss to An

"Dhondu ki aad me Arjun se pyar...

Dil me iqrar Aur Public Adde pe inkar.."

By Aruna

An ki baath suna nahin
Ek kahani ki baath nahim
Usse tho aur bhi hain sunni

Har din ek nayi story
kaisi hogi khwaish puri
Yeh An ko tho bahana hain
Arjun ko jo dekthe rehna hain

by Aruna

Adda mein aaj kya hua

Sabki shayari banthi gayi

Kal Arjun ne kya hasdi
Tho Adda mehfil bangayi

By Viss for Anjana:

"Aankhe jub khuli to..aapko Nadiya ke paar dekha.."

Apani hi aankhon pe yakin naa raha jub aapko

Khud ke saath naa dekha...

Uske bavajud aapko dhundha kiye hum

ke kabhi iss par dekha kabhi uss par dekha.."

" Pata tha unki ek Muskurahat ke saath Beh jaoge..

Barso ke kisi khaas ko bhul jaoge..

Hume lagata tha sadiyon ka hamara saath hai..

Par jante na the ke tum pal me hi saathi badal jaoge.."

Arjun-Arohi-Adda-Ki-Kavisamelan

(Ref : May22 2009 Epi)

-Adda Ppl

By Viss

"Kuchh pal jo khaas hote hai..Guzar jane ke baad Ehsaas hote hai..

Maana Saath nahin rehte ..Par firbhi Dil ke bahot paas hote hai...

Vo haseen lamhe..vo khoobsurat pal ..Sunehri yaad hote hai.."

For Arjun ..ths lines are apt..He has to live in d beautiful memories of Arohi..Otherwise he has lost his life

By An

Love is just you,
Pure and divine,
Innocent and radiant,
Love is just you

Love is just my moment,
Rain and the peacock dance,
Sand and the holding hands,
Love is just my moment

Love is just you and me,
Smiles and closed eyes,
Unspoken words and songs,
Love is just you and me

Love is just us,
One soul and two beats,
Two beliefs and one life
Love is just us!

By Aruna

Love is not for those who shan't
Love is not for those who can't
Love it is for who shall;
Take the road where there is none

By Viss

Jo bevakufi hum kar chuke hai Aur kar rahe hai..

Aap vo bevkufi na karne par afsos jata rahe hai..?

Aap bach gaye hai..

Par hum apana vaqt aur hunar iss Crap par gavan rahe hai..

By Anut

Her dreams, my goals
Her wishes, my commands
Her happiness is why I strive
Her love, the reason I survive.....

Pehli party to An ki chavvaniyon ke chakkar me miss kar di thi..But ab free party hai ..so why not?

Mai apne andaaz me KS ke aagman ko salam karti hun..

Kitani Duvaon Ke baad tumhe haasil kiya hai..

Kisine har vaqt tumhaara naam liya hai..

Ye to pata nahin tumhaara aana kya rang layega..

Tumhe bulane se safar aasan ya muskil kiya hai..

By Viss

Karan Singh:

Bahot sanjoye the armaan..usike liye chale aao..

Arjun aur aarohi ke liye naa sahi..

Apple ki bigadi hui image sudharne hi chale aao..

By Viss

Arjun:

Maana tumhare haath Aarohi ke haathon me achhe lagate hai..

Par ab jub saath choota hai to sirf hathkadiyon me achhe lagte hai..

Baharon phool barsao mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera KS laut aaya hai

Baharon phool barsao mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera KS laut aaya hai

Hawao ragni gayo mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera kS aaya laut hai

Wo lali phool ki mehendi lagadega wo Arohi ki haato mein

Arohi ki haato mein.........

By Viss

But if KS has interupted AA love story..Thn Boby listen carefuly..

Jise bulaya hai tumne Bage-baharon me..

Vo gar aagaya Do pyar karne vaalo me..

To Boby sunlo tum..

Tumhe baant denge hazaro me..

Aur har tukde ko fenkenge mahasaagaro me..

Mai iss duniya ka hi nahin lagata..Muze u aazaad naa rakho..

Hilata rehta hun mai ... sab ko hilaata rehta hun..

Muze kaid karlo aee Duniya vaalo..

mai ujaadta rahun bane huve tinkon kaa basera..aise haalat naa rakho..

these lines were spoken by him to creativez..But he was liyin ..u know why ..read ths one (After his entry into jail..)

Yahaan aana meri chaahaton me saamil na tha..

Bhala jail mai bhi kisiko raahat hoti hai?

Ye to duniya ka sitam dekha ..aur bahana bana diya..

Roz adde pe jaata hun to ghabraahat hoti hai..

Issi liye ye safar tey kiya hai..

Khud ko adde se dur kiya hai..

Ab jaa kar ye jaana hai..Chain ki ek saans kaisi hoti hai..

By Viss

Bas Anjana ki sajaayi hui iss mehfil se hum rukhshat chaahte hai..

Bus ab aur is zamane par apne labzon se sitam nahin karte..

Aur saath hi apne dimaag ka bhi chaino-sukun chaahte hai...

U want me to write on myself Anu..so il have to.. il hv to on my birtday..Let me praise myself..

Ae Paththar Dil-Zamane..

Kya kya naa saha maine..

Chahe KMH ka sitam ho..

Chahe Anu ke ROFL's ho..

Vo An ki Chavvani..

Party me na mili entry..

Vo Anjana ka dhokha..

Mera saath usne chhoda..

Vo Lovely ke dande..

meri Aarohi ke sarpe..

Vo Boby ka KS invitation..

Muze mil gayi frustration..

Vo Mehr ke fuulon ki baris..

yad aayi Punji ke pyar ki numayis..

Itana agar sitam ho..

Itana jo gar gam ho..

Fir bhi agar zinda hai..

To kuchh khas baat hai humme..

By Anjana

@ Adda.. air.. lack there of and KMH song now starting to get to me...

Tumko annoy kar ke bhi annoy karna chaata hai dil

Bore kar ke bhi Bore karna chaata hai dil

Annoyance aane laagi - Saaso mein bhadbuu chaane laagi

Kaisey Kahey Hum Kitani Bloopers dete Hai - Kitani Bloopers dete hai

Kaisey Kahey Humain Kitani Confusion Hai - Kitani Confusion hai

Dil pe Ekta se dushmaani chaagayi iss kadar

Baandh aankhon se bhi HP ki death aayee nazar

Kaisey Kahey Hum Kitani Mistakes karte Hai - Kitani mistakes karte hai

Kaisey Kahey Humain Kitani Questions Hai - kitani questions hai

By Anjana

Diya tha tumne mujhe aapna haath

Pakara tha meine tumhara haath

Woh haath mere haath se choot gaye

Aur meri duniya - meri dil loot gayee

Aaj muhje kissi aur ki parva nahi

Aab muhje koi gham bhi nahi

Bas jee rahi hu - saas hai iss liye

Yaad hai toh baas joh tumne diye

Fariyad hai toh tumari khush ki

Tamana hai tumari ek haasi ki

By Anjana

Mangte toh dehte ek dil ke liye duniya

Aapne manga nahi par loot liya duniya

Pyaar mein aapne muhje diya dhoka

Natasha Mittal se kar liye aapne roka

Aab tanhai meri saathi - meri zindagi

waada kiya tha ek pal ke liye zindagi

Par bolla tha ke azmana maat kabhi

Jhoote waade koi azmaata kabhi

Aab karu bhi toh mein kya karu

Shikayad karu toh bhi kisse karu

Ghalati kiya ke mein pyaar kiya

Bewakuf tha joh aapko dil diya

Aisi bhul aur na hogi kabhi mujhse

Aab sirf nafrat karungi mein tujhse

Arjun-Arohi-Adda-Ki-Kavisamelan

(Ref : June1 2009 Epi) -Adda Ppl

By Anjana

Kaun Sarak Chaap Bikari?

park bench par sota hai

samundar mein nahata hai

dusro ki coin lekhe wish mangta God se

-dost ko bolta.. hang up kar paise nahi hai.. tu bolta bahoot hai..

By Lata

Arohi ki baatein badi badi.......
Punji ke baal khade khade......
Karu ke dialogue sade sade.....
Salil aur Purvi vele khade...

Yeh kaisi mohabbat hai??😆😆

By Aruna

Punji break letha hain
bhudi ma ko bejtha hain
break ke baad ayega
Aur sardard layega

Mahanta abhi bakhi hain
Par hume yeh kafi hain
Punji jaldi jail jaaye
Taki hume chain aaye

By Ishi

This is what we have to recover from right now:
*headaches and hairloss from all the head banging and hair pulling
*Blurry vision due to all the visual attyachar
*Hearing damage due to repeatidly having to hear lousy,useless,nonsense dialogues

By Anjana

AP to Evil K, A, and Ekta

Pyaar bhavagvan ki den hai

Yeh OM meri Arohi ki den hai

Isse mein har waqt pehnta hu

Jail mein bhi usko yaad karta hu

Kabhi saath thi jo haath choot gaye

par yeh pyaar ka ehsaas nahi gaye

Yeh OM humari pyaar ki nishani

Usse tum na phero thanda paani