I think we all agree that along with arjun, arohi and their chemistry the other USP of
this show is dialogues.. those oneliners... so down the memory lane i have some wonderful
dialogues 4 every one from our luv birds to celebrate their new chapter in life (as rightly expressed by our friend Ria)
Arjun: ek lamhe mein ek nazar aisa asar kar jaati hai vo aakhri saans jaane ke baad bhi
nahi jaati... aisi hi ek nazar lagi thi ek tanha insaan ko.. mein akela tha, azaad tha..
khush tha mein. mein ye kahan janta that ki mere raatoon ki neend ud jayegi..
Arohi: (after singing in train) na jaane kyun aisa lagta hai ki is gaane ke bol.. iski
dhun ke saath nahi jaate.. pata nahi kab par ek din meri aawaz mein aisa dard aayega.. ki
bol khud hi aa jaayenge...
Arohi: (after Arjun saves puppy) aaj mujhe apne liye kuch nahi chahiye Mom, vo insaan jo
bhi hai.. jahan se bhi aaya hai.. jahaan bhi jayegaa.. use vo cheez de do jiski usko sabse
zyaada zaroorat hai..par us zaroorat ka ehsaas nahi...
Arohi: (to purvi) pata hai kal maine aise insaan ko dekha jiska chehra main nahi dekh
payi par uski achayi mujhe itni aachi lagi.. ki maine aapne liye nahi uske liye dua
maangi.. (caressing the scarf) ye scarf usi ka hai.. kehte hai insaan ki khusbu mein uska
ehsas hota hai jo dil ko chu jaata hai..mujhe nahi pata jab agli baar vo saamne ayega to
main use kya kahoongi par itna pata hai ke is scarf ke ehsaas se pehchaan loongi ki ye
wahi hai.. jis insaan ke liye ek jaanwar ke liye itna pyaar hai vo insaan jab kisi insaan
se pyaar karega to pata nahi uske pyaar ki kya had hogi.. bhagwan do dil ke ristey pehle
hi jod deta hai bus uska milna hum pe chod deta hai aur jo ek dusre ke liye bane hai vo
kahin na kahin mil hi jaate hai..
Arjun: (to Ganga's to jab vo aapse pehli baar mili to usne aap ko thapad mara tha?) us
waqt mujhe bhi aisa hi laga tha.. par nahi us din usne pehli baar mujhe chua.. us waqt
mujhe kahaan pata that ki maine pehli baar us insaan ko dekha jo mere aane wali zindagi
mein mujhse bhi zyaada mayne rakhega.. mujhe khud se bhi zyaada pyaara ho jayegaa....
Arohi: (arohi after slap episode regarding arjun) dekh lena usse bhi apne jaisa hi milega
koi jo use sabak sikhayega.. jisne humein rulaya hai koi use bhi rulayega..
Arohi first time at Arjun's office..
Arohi: (to Arjun's now get out..) dont u dare touch me (JUST GET OUT arjun again)
chillaye mat.. agar aapko job nahi dena hai to mat dijye par is tarah aap mujhse baat nahi
kar sakte.. (Arjun was just dumbfounded lol)
Arohi INTRODUCING herself to Arjun..
Arohi: (to Arjun's aur yahan rehne walo mein se bhi nahi ho.. kynki ek to tum ghamandi ho
aur upar se ladki..) kyunki mein ghamandi hun aur upar se ladki isi liye to mein yahann
rehke bataoungi.. aap jise meri kamzori samajh rahe hai sir vo meri taqat hai..(again
dumbounded Arjun lol)
Arohi: (to Arjun's iss pure panch male ki building mein sirf accounts department mein
laadkiyan kaam karti hai, infact mere is pure fifth floor pe ek bhi aurat nahi.. tum pehli
hongi jo aise boss ke saath kaam karogi jo aurtoon ki juthi kahaniyon mein nahi padta jo
jaanta hai hazaaroon natak karogi tum but trust me tumhara ek ek nata bahut bhari padega
tumhe..so miss whatever welcome to hell tum aurat ho na ek mahina to kya ek din bhi nahi
tik paogi yahaaann i promise..) right sir.. aurat hun na ek mahina to ky ek din main pata
lag jayeega kab tak tikoongi.. aapke iss Fifth floor pe mere alawa koi aur ladki nahi
hai..and believe me sir nahi kabhi hongi.. mein akeli hi kaafi hun.. i promise (and once
again dumbounded Arjun lol)
Rest room problem lol
Arohi: (to Arjun's tum ek din ki aayi ladki ke liye female rest room banega yahaan never
aur to isse (his own personal) bhi use nahi kar sakti)..to phir jo ground floor pe female
rest room hain wahan jaoun tumne rule book nahi padhi kya.. (hamare floor ke employees
kisi aur floor ka na tho rest room use kar sakte hain na to canteen aur rules koi nahi
todta) phir to mujhe yahin jaana padega.. (wait for the time being tum groundfloor ka rest
room use kar sakti ho arjun again)... par abhi aap hi ne to kaha yahan ke rules koi nahi
change kar sakta (han except for the boss) thank you so much sir mein bahut khush hun ki
boss aap hai..aur aapne mere liye yahaan ke rules change kiye.. (and as alwayagain
dumbounded Arjun lol)
Arjun: (to ill employee's kitna bada dil hai aapka to phir aap bahar se kyun itne kathor
lagte hai.. duniya ko aap apni achayi kyun nahi dikhate) main kisi ko kuch nahi dikhana
chahta.. main kuch bhi dikhane ke liye nahi karta.. mein vohi karta hun jo mujhe aacha
lagta hai..
the dictation ..
Arohi: (after Arjun give arohi verrry fast dictation and she records in her mobile) yes
sir aapka har word, har coma, har full stop mere pass hai..(as alwaysrepeat karney ki
zaroorat hia kya lol)
Salil's slap comic scene..
Arjun: (to Salil fater salil getting slap from purvi mujhe sab pata hai yaaar) tumhe
kisne bataya (isme batane ki kya zaroorat hai mujhe pata hai ki kaisa lagata hai salil
again) kya!! (thappad jub koi khubsoorat ladki apne hathon se thapad marti hai na to dil
karta hai ki usi haath se ek baar aur salil again) ek baar aur uski itni himaat mein ye
kabhi nahi bhoolunga isne mujhe thapad mara tha..(looking at arohi) (its amazing na kisi
ladki haath se thapad khana, ek baar kahke dekho yaar, baar baar khane ko dil karta hai,
its mindblowing ultimate feeling hoti hai yaar..tujhe maloom hai jab koi ladki pehli baar
thapad marti hai to saari zindagi yaad rehti hai vo ladki pata hai kyun.. kyun ki thapad
mar kar.. tumhara ghamand chur chur kar deti hai.. salil again) r u crazy (pata nahi yaar
usne chata mara ya pehli baar chua mujhe salil again) tum pagal ho gaye ho kya usne tumhe
thapad mara aur tum keh rahe ho usne tumhe chua (arjun, ek din vo tumhari zindagi mein
zaroor ayega jab koi tumhare gaal par chata marega aur tum kahoge usne tuhme chua.. tab
tumhe is chiz ka ehsaas hoga ki tumhein mohbaat ho gayi hai..salil again ) ye pagal log
hai koi pagal hi ek ladki ke chate ko uska chuna kahega.. vo din kabhi nahi aayega jab
mein .. ye kaamzori kamzor logon ki hai Arjun punj ki nahi..
Arjun: (after arohi getting lift from siddarth to salil's tum har baat pe aurat ki hi
galti kyun nikalte ho) kyunki adam ke zamane se aurat hi galti karti aayi hai.. har aurat
mein ek EVE hoti hai jo.. jo aadmi ko galti karne ke liye uksati hai aur phir usi ko
zimmedar tahra deti hai... (that amazing one liner lol)
Arjun: (after arohi's kya hamari kismat mein likha hua hota hai ki hamari zindagi mein
kaun aane wala hai vo bhi tab jab humne uske bare me socha bhi na ho to Ganga) vo jo ek
dusre se nafrat karte the.. jinhone apni rahein alag chuni thi.. vo khud ye nahi jante the
ke vo rahein kismat ne chuni thi.. vo rahein unke liye hi bani thi.. kyunki kismat humein
milwana chahti thi... magar aaj kistmat chahe to bhi hum nahi mil sakte (kyun nahi mil
sakte.. aap ek baar phone kar ke to dekye use shayad vo aa jaye Ganga again) main phone
nahi karonga agar vo mere paas ana chahti hai to..(kyun nahi aana chahegi aap khud hi
sochiye agar vo abhi zinda hai aur uski shaadi kisi aur se nahin hui to kismat abhi aap
dono ko milwana chahti hai..) unfortunately ganga's question remains unanswered...
Arohi's sprain in library
Arohi: (after arjun tries to check her sprain) u cant touch me!! (fiiiiine! bethi raho
yahaan rat bhar.. - arjun)
Arjun: (after he clears her sprain and in the process arohi holds him on his shoulders)
jab koi cheez dard ya dar de to usse itna darana aur dhamkana chahiye ke vo dard ya dar
khud hi chala jaye... aur tumharet ye haath bhi khud hi hat jaaney chahiye..
Arjun: (while arohi is getting away with coackroach) darta nahi hun allergy hai...
Arjun: (to salil) sirf do mulaqato mein vo teri zindagi ban gayi.. tu jaanta hi kitna hai
usse..(sirf intna ki ek pal ke liye zindagi de di ek dil ke liye duniya dekhna arjun ek
din tu hi badlega is shaayri ko..kyunki uske gam me kho kar ek pal mein ek zindagi jiyega
tu tab tu khud aakar kahega mujhse pata nahi kya acchha hai kya bura bus kitni mohabaat
hai... yup its salil's dialogue.) kabhi nahi tum mujhse ye kabhi nahi sun paoge (main
intezaar karunga jab teri zindigi mein pyaar ayega.) lagta hai yeh shimla shehar hi
pagaloon ka hai is shehar mein aake ye ladka bhi pagal ho gaya hai..
Arjun: (after arohi does bravado act to prove saloni right) tum galat nahi lekin tumhare
saath galat ho sakta tha.. kyunki tum itni smart nahi jitna maine tumhe socha tha infact u
r quite stupid..
after arohi tries to give Salonis bouquet to arjun
Arohi: Agar kisi insaan ko phoolon se problem hai problem phoolon mein nahi us insaan ke
andaar hai.. agar aapko koi cheez bahot pareshan kar rahi hai.. to use utha kar phek dijye
apni zindagi se bahar.. aur ek naye sire se shuru kijye zindagi koo..(and arjun heeds her
advice and tries to throw away his Mom's memories)
After arjun misunderstands arohi abt birthday cake..
Arohi: (after arjun give her laaambbaa lecture that he doest celebrate his birthdays with
his employeess...) sub kuch aap khud hi soch lete hai.. samne wale se pucha bhi to kijye..
aapka birthday celebrate karne alawa mere paas bhi aur bahut kaam hai..
after arjun throws cake on Arohi's face...
Arohi: (to Arjun's main dustbin mein phenk raha tha..) mind ur language sir mera chehra
dustbin nahi hai...
After arjun misunderstands arohi during offic row..
Arjun: kal raat ko ek pal ke liye mein apne aape se bahar ho gaya.. ek pal ka dard ek pal
ki kamzori aur tumhe subkuch bata diya maine apni zindgai ke bare mein...
Arjun's maafi...
Arjun: mujhe pata hai maine jo kiya tumne bahot bura laga.. uske liye main tumse... tum
samajh rahi ho na mein tumnse kay kehna chahta hun.. main tumse.. i mean.. galat kiya
main.. mujhe is tarah se tumhara haath nahi pakad na chahiye tha i should not have.. main
tumse.. (aap mujhse kya sir.. arohi) mera matlab wahi. (wahi kya sir.. rehne dijye aap
maafi nahi mang payege) exactly wahi (kya aap kuch aur kehna chahte hai) no wahi jo baat
abhi tum keh rahi thi (kya kuch aur baat kare right) na na na usse pehle.. usse pehle kya
bola tumne (sir usse pehle to mein kah rahi thi ki jaane dijye).. no no jo bich mein
kaha tumne wahi baat (bich mein kya kaha tha sir) ab mein kaise kahoon... abhi abhi to
kahan tha tumne... (i personally luv these dialogue..)
Arohi asks arjun to smile:
Arohi: Kya kar sakte he sir (smile smile kar sakta hun) to kijye muskuraiye.. aap raise
dena chahte the na.. mujhe raise nahi chahiye bas ek cheez chahiye bas aap ek baar smile
karke dikha dijiye CAN U DO IT SIR.. (of course i can do it) to kijiye muskuraiye (and
arjun cudnt) koi baat nahi sir mujh kuch nahi chahiye..
When salil reveals abt his GF and arjun thinks its Arohi..
Arjun: Ye kab ho gaya!
Arohi: hey bhagwan ab isko kya hua ye saadu saadu hi rahega.. galti kar di isko smile
karne ko bol ke.. ek hasin ki bhadaas pure mahine nikalega yeh
After arjun asks arohi to remove foam from his coffee..
Arohi: Kaunsa samundar se moti nikalna tha zaag hi to nikalna tha... itna sa kaam khud
nahi kar sakta... Hey bhagwan ye saado ko aapne yamraaj ke ghar se bheja hai kya..
Jealous Arjun before engagement...
Arjun: (to Salil) honemooonn... bachey... honemoon pe jaan zaroori hai kya ( kya baat kar raha hai yaar... honeymoon pe jaonga tabhi to pyare pyare
bache honge.. bilkul uski tarah..) kitney anaath bache hai duniya mein kiski ko bhi god le
lena... lol..
When salil goes to meet purvi b4 engagement..
Arjun: Stupid bloody idiot nonsense crazzy, Salil!
The morning of engagement
Arjun: (to salil's aur aap unke baare mein kya kya jante hai zara khul ke batayenge
aap).. zahan tak mein jaanta hun itni aachi bhi nahi hai wo... thodi si nakchadi hai..
kisi ko khush nahi rakh sakti.. i mean pata nahi kya samjhti hai apne aap ko.. (kaun )
teri hone wali patni (oh ok ok maine socha tum apne bare baat kar rahe ho) lol..
This is regarding engagement of two people... lol
Arjun: likho this is with reference to engagement of two people...jis tarah se is
rishthey mein sub kuch chal raha hai... i can c profit cum aur loss zyada ho raha hai.. ye
shaadi nahi honi chahiye.. tum na keh do is shaadi se... tum samajh rahi ho na main kya
keh raha hoon...
The engagement ..
Arohi: ye sadu bhi na sadu hi rahega mere ek hi ka jawab nahi de sakta pata nahi kis
ghadi peda hua tha yeh angry young man... agar meri shakal pasand nahi hai to baar baar
upar kyun dekh raha hai..aaj bhi dictation likhwayega kya...
Arjun: (after he lets slip arohi's dupatta in water) tsch tsch tsch... kisi ki
khushinyoon pe paani fir gaya...lol..
Arohi: (after gossip aunty follows arjun and arjun hides behind curtain) han..dhundiye
dhundiye araam se dhundiye yahin kahin hoga aapka handsome.. aaram se dundhiye.. saman
utha utha ke.. chizo ke aage piche..jo bhi mila vo aapka..
Arohi: (to Arjun's wat kiski sagai?) aap yahan kya kar rahe hai agar aapko ye nahi pata
ki apke friend salil ki sagai meri purvi di se ho rahi hai? kya karu mein apne fate hue
dupatte ka.. (ye to bahot hi achi baat hai - arjun) haann mujhe to lagta hai aap insaan hi
nahi hai.. (really... its nice - arjun)
Arjun: (asks small girl abt arohi's view on him..to small girl's sab aap ko ajeeb atrangi
aur khadoos ye sab kehte hai) vaise tumhari arohi di bhi yahi bolti hai.. mujhe koi faraq
nahi padta just information ke liye janana chahta hun.. (nai arohi di aapko aisa nahi
kehti vo to aap ko jalim darinda bulati hai...) lol..
Arjun's dream..
Arjun: mujhe khud hi nahi pata tumhe ye job kyun nahi chodni chahiye.. tum acchi typing
karti ho.. tum mujhe pasand ho .. pasan hai.. i mean tumhari typing mujhe bahot pasand
hai... dekho main nahi chahta ke tum jao.. main ye mehsoos karta hun ki.. (aap mehsooos
karte hai sir, i mean aap kya mehsoos karte hai sir?) ha ha ha...
The reunion..
Arjun: Darta nahi hun allergy hai jaise cockroaches se waise hi logon se pata nahi kab
wapis aa jaye..
Arohi: (to Arjun's main jaanta hun vikrant ko vo achaa ladka nahi hai..) Aap mere pati
hai (nahi.) mere fiance hai.. (r u crazy) hum ek dusre ko achi tarah se jaante hai
(nahiin) to aap apni advice mere pe waste kyun kar rahe hai...(u know wat.. Go to Hell)
Thank u sir..
Arjun: (to arohi's thank you... sir aapne abhi abhi mere bare mein kya kya kaha?) to tum
kya chahti thi tumhara rape ho jaaye. (arre.. par aur bhi tariqe hote hai.. aap aapke use
ek punch mar sakte the).. main tumhara pati hun (nahi.) boyfriend hun (no) dost hun (nahi)
to phir..
Arohi: A for Arogant.. R for Rude.. J for Jallaad.. U for ugly.. N for emm N for
nakchaddha..
Arohi cries
Arohi: Mujhe kyun rona aa raha hai ye insaan waisa hi hai jaisa day one se socha
tha..mujhe kabhi ek din ke liye bhi acha nahi laga.. to phir aaj mujhe kyun bura lag raha
hai..
Arohi: Kya ajeeb duniya hai na sir Kuch log aankhon mein aasu late hai.. aur kuch log ek
chote se gesture unhi asoon ko se second mein door kar dete hai...
Arohi: aap ke liye sub kuch to vo rupali hai na aapka pyaar aapka paise... sub kuch uske
liye baki bachi nafrat jo mere hisse aa raahi hai..
Arjun: Mujhe aaj tak kisi ladki ko dekh kar aisa mehsoos nahi hua jaisa aaj hua tha..
aisa lag raha tha bas dekhta his rahoon... vo bhige baal vo masumiyaat...
After arohi's catfight..
Arjun: What girlfriend?
Arohi: Sir aap pagaal hai kya..
Arohi: Sir aap ka dimag kharab ho gaya hai...
Arjun: tum aaj mere saath ghar chalo...
Arjun's love drama..
Arjun: tum mere liye duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho..... i cant stop looking at you..
kyunki mujhe lagta hai ki shayad tum wahi ladki ho jiski main kabse talash kar raha tha..
Salsa...
Arohi: Aapke plans mein jo ye twists n turns aa rahein hai na mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi
aa raha hai..
Arohi: In fact, humnein to bachpan se school mein sikha tha salsa..
Arohi: but sir aap to all boys boarding school mein padhte the to wahan ladke ladko ke
saath hi salsa karte hain.. (of course not extra classes main extra ladkiyaan bhi aati
thi..)
Arjun: By the way astrunauts bhi sirf space main jaate hai.... chaand taare tore kai lana
un kai bus ki baat nahin hai
Arohi: Shairi kissi aur ki aur pyaar aap ka
Arohi: (to arjun's agar tumhain thoda sa...zyada nahin thoda sa woh stupid emotion pyaar
ho jaye to tum kya karti?) kahin kisi mod pe agar mujhe koi aisa mil jaye jisse main
behaad pyaar karty hoon..koi aisa jisse main kuch aisa kehna chahoon jo pyaar ke jaisa ho
to main kahoongi ek dil ke liye duniya dey di...bus itni muhabbat hai....(aisa thodi na
hota hai koi aik dil ke liye poory dunia kesay de sakta hai?) woh jahan kahin bhi ho azmaa
kar dekh lai
Arjun: Agar tum de sakti ho ek dil ke liye dunia to main bhi ek pal key liye poory
zindagi dai doonga....bus itni muhabbat hai
Hope u all liked it.. 4 me it was journey all the way back to their dreams .....
Manisha
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