neev's witty one liners - Page 4

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Prachi's mom-kya ho raha hai yeh

Neev -kuch nahi ma woh main prachi ka dupatta theek kar raha tha ise to dupatta bhi sambhalne nahi aata phir shadi ke baad yeh mujhe kaise sambhalegi

MOm uski tension tum mat karo main hoon na tumhe sambhalne ke liye.waise main soch rahi thi ki yeh khidki andar se lock kardoon taki jab tum dupatta theek
karne aao to is khidki se nahi main door se aao

Neev-nahi maaisa mat kahiye yeh khidki nahi humare dilon ka darwaza hai tajmahal ke baad log isi khidki ko dekhkar apni pyar ki kasmein khayenge

Mom-jaldi jao warna dhokle thande hojayenge

Neev-bhad mein jaye yeh khidki dhokla khana zyada imp hai

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Prachi's mom-Neev yeh dhokla khao Prachi ne banayahai
Neev-ma agar aap chahti hai ki main yahan nahi aaun to aap mujhe seedhey seedhey batadijiye na yeh plan banakar mujhe mat bhagaiye

Neev-Prachi main tumhare liye kuch laya hoon
apni aankhein bandh karo
Prachi-samajhgayi bracelet laye ho na
Neev-nahi
Prachi to phir ring
Neev-nahi apni aankhein kholo
Prachi-Neev yeh kya hai?
Neev-yeh tummy tucker hai yeh pett kam karne ke liye hota hai yeh tumhare kaam ayega
Prachi-isse aur ek kaam kar sakte hai aur woh hai tumhe marna

Dadi-yeh kya ho raha hai?
Neev-dekhiye na dadi iska dimag kharab ho gaya hai . keh rahi hai ki meri dadi moti ho gayi hai isliye unka wazan kam karne ke liye layi hoon
maine isse kaha ki dadi ko iski kya zaroorat woh to roz treadmill par bhagti hai. lekin ye to meri baat hi nahi sunti ab aap hi samjhaiye ise dadi.

Dadi-prachi,mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi.
(neevteasesprachi)

Neev-prachi aise putle ki tarha kyun baethi ho . kaho to museum mein rakhvadoon.shahrukh aur amitabh ke putle se bhi zyada acha hoga tumhara putla seriously kasam se!

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PRACHI-neev tum to pagal hogaye they na to phir tum yahan kaise aaye?
NEEV-woh kya hai na paagalon ko pagal ki company mein hi rehna chahiye aur tumse acha pagal , i mean tumse achi company mujhe kahan mil sakti hai 😆 😆 😆

thank u soo much for sharing those liners!!! unfortunately, i can't remember any rite now!!

I remember one...
when Prachi wears saari and Neev comes to her room
Prachi-Neev Tum
Neev-Ha woh main....haan watchman ne mujhe complaint ki hai ki tum rozana yaha khadi ho kar logo ko darati rehti ho.To maine socha tumhe samjhao woh kya hai na ki bacche darr jate hai
Prachi-(starts beating Neev)Neev.... Batao na tum iss waqt yaha kya kar rahe ho?
Neev-Arrey Jaan se mar dalogi kya?
Prachi-Haan
Neev-Woh to tum pehle hi kar chuki ho....Yeh saari pehenkar.

NEEV-prachi maine to tumhe sirf patang udana sikhaya tha magar tumne to pura ka pura hawaijahaz hi udadiya aur udaya bhi to kaise sabke tote hi udadiye haan
PRACHI-neev!!!

NEEV-prachi tumhare muscles to dikhao,rehnedo useless
PRACHI-lekin kyun?
NEEV-meri mom jis tarha se haath dho kar tumhare peechey padgayi hai ,agar kal ko yum dono ke beech mein maarpeet hogayi to tumhe strong to rehna hoga na, main to apne mom ke side rahoonga ,after all im mama's boy
PRACHI-mamma's boy, dekhna main tumhari mom ko hamesha khush rakhoongi
NEEV-(laughs)tum khush rakhogi.. itne saalon mein mere dad meri mom ko khush nahi rakh paayi aur tum.. i can't believe it.
waise tumhe bhagna aata hai agar meri mom tumhe marne ke liye tumhare peechey aayegi to tumhe atleast bhagne to aana chahiye na
PRACHI-neev!!!

NEEV- bobby ye tumhare haath mein kya hai?
BOBBY-woh dadi ne mujhe ye phool rakhne ke liye kaha tha
NEEV-tum mere saale nahi ho sakte hato hato dur raho
tum kya mujhse dur jaoge main hi tumse dur jata hoon

NEEV-arey h-(he sees prachi n goes straight 2 dadi ,ignoring prachi) meri shilpa shetty main tumhara gere , richard gere(he kisses dadi's hand)

DADI-gere ke bache ko gair banadoongi

NEEV-(he goes towards prachi) arey bhabhi ji paeri pauna bhabhi ji . kaisi hai aap aur bunty babli kaise hai ek dum chote chote they na ab aayi hai to khake jana saare gujarati,punjabi dishes bane hai khoob thonsna.

PRACHI-neev!!! kya yehi importance hai meri tumhare liye

NEEV-nahi nahi tumhari itni zyada importance hai ki main kisi bhi ladki ki taraf dekhta hoon to mujhe sirf tumhara hi chehra nazar aata hai