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fatima

@fatima4ever

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Posted: 18 years ago

#21

😕 hey i wonder y din't neev fool every1 on april fool's de
every time he vl b fooling prachi den vat happened dis time
i remember he was upset coz of tanisha
poor neev
he dorsn't luk gud ven he is serious

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Hana

@HhAaNnAa

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Posted: 18 years ago

#22

wow wow wow yaaar toooo gooood i love these jokes neevu craks them all up .... pehle serious phir usmein mirch masala dalta hai he is so sweeeet
t4s they are awseome
epecially the one when neev telll niharika ..auntyje ate rehna.. omg 😆

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@Sara_DONT_ASK

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#23

Originally posted by: fatima4ever
NEEV'S MOM-neev aaj ke baad tum shah parivaar ke darwaze par kadam bhi nahi rakhoge
NEEV-theek hain mom lekin agar khidki se jaunga to chalega na

Was abt to write this one...!!! 😆

U seem to remember all of them...😆...too gud 👏👏

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fatima

@fatima4ever

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Posted: 18 years ago

#24

😕 the first of april is the day when we remember what we are in the other remaining 364 days 😃 😃 😃

(its just a joke)

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fatima

@fatima4ever

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Posted: 18 years ago

#25

😉 NEEV-prachi tum kya kar rahi ho
PRACHI-neev ma ne mujhe roti banane ke liye kaha hai aur mujhe roti baani nahi aati
NEEV- are litna easy hai
roti ko belo,cooker mein dalo,do seeti aur roti taiyaar

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fatima

@fatima4ever

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Posted: 18 years ago

#26

😛 PURVImamma bhai ne aapki anneverssary k liye ek 1970's ke theme ki party rakhi hai
MOM-really neev
NEEV-haan mom sabkuch 70's ki tarha hi hoga lekin party meinmain nahi hoga
MOM-kyun?
NEEV-kyunki main 1970 mein paida bhi nahi hua tha

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#27

😉 Neev-prachi waise to tum mashallah ho magar jab tum hasti ho to subhanallah ho jati ho

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fatima

@fatima4ever

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Posted: 18 years ago

#28

Neev-kudne ka irada hai kya?
waise agar tum kudna chahti ho to yahan se nahi
chat par se try karo woh kya hai na wahan height bhi achi hai aur view bhi acha hai

Prachi-nahi mera aisa koi irada nahi hai

Neev-jaan dene ka nahi to jaan lene ka irada hai kya?
to lelo meri jaan im all yours prachi

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Mansi bhatia

@-Mansi-

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#29

Yup! i do agree wid u..... 😆
but he can take d credit only fr doin d act. The real lines r written by d writer nd v shud thank him 2 naa?? Shudnt we?? 😉

hope m nt goin2 over.....!!! 😛 😛 😛

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fatima

@fatima4ever

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Posted: 18 years ago

#30

Neev-prachi chalo chat par chalte hai
Prachi-nahi
Neev-ma kasam agar tum chat par nahi chalogi to main tumhe sunny paji ki tarha tumhe apne haathon se utthakar lejaunga phir no ifs n no buts only just

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