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fatima

@fatima4ever

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Posted: 18 years ago

#41

NEEV-prachi batao tum mehendi se apne haath par kya likhva rahi ho?

PRACHI-haan neev main tumse yehi poochne aayi thi ki kya likhaun

NEEV- prachi ek kaam karo tum apne haath par saari gujarati dishes ke naam likhvao aur jab mujhe bhook lagegi to main tumhara haath dekhkar order karvaunga
arey haan tumhe to khana banana bhi nahi aata
tum aisi cheez ka naam likho jise tum kacha kha sako

PRACHI-neev!!!

NEEV-haan yehi naam jisse ke main hamesha tumhari mutthi mein reh sakoon

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#42

NEEV-prachi mujhe to lagta hai ki yeh aayesha tumhari dost nahi balki meri sautan hai , jab bhi yeh aati hai to tum mujhe chod kar iske paas chali jaati ho . this is not fair prachi ab humari shaadi hone waali hai aur tumhe mujhe zyada importance dena chahiye.....

PRACHI-neev tumne to kaha tha ki tumhe har ladki mein main nazar aati hoon to kya aayesha mein tumhe main nazar nahi aati

NEEV-maine ladkion ki baat ki thi chudaelon ki nahi

PRACHI-chup kuch bhi bolte ho

NEEV-waise prachi ab humari shaadi hone waali hai aur main bhi dekhta hoon mujhse poochey bina tum kisise kaise milti ho , taale mein bandh kar ke rakhoonga

PRACHI- kya?

NEEV-haan apne dil ke kamre mein bandh kar ke rakhoonga tumhe.......

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#43

NEEV- (to niharika n pranay) aaiye aaiye aunty ji , uncle ji aane mein koi taklif to nahi hui

NIHARIKA-taklif kaisi ghar to humein maaloom hai phir?

NEEV- nahi nahi mom aap samjhi nahi , mera matlab hai ki aap ki vajai se kahin dusron ko to koi pareshaani nahi hui

PRANAY-(he folds neev's ears n says 2 inder)
inder tu humein bahu de raha hai ya ghar jamai

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rchu

@i5hy

Rocker

Posted: 18 years ago

#44

thanx for these. Eventhough i remember them i cant recall them as precisely as you do. hats of to you 👏

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username88

@username88

Sparkler

Posted: 18 years ago

#45

woww he likes jkz arnd in all da epiz hehe
itss damn funny
thnx 4 postin them 😛

Edited by xmuqix - 18 years ago

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rchu

@i5hy

Rocker

Posted: 18 years ago

#46

PRACHI- thum mujhe kilaonge?
NEEV- kamaal hai prachi! pehle thumne ayesha ki haathon se kaana kaaya, phir inder uncle ki haathonse ab mere haathon se kaana chaathe ho! ithna kaaongi tho moati hoajaegi!!!
(since you(fatima4ever) write it everytime i thought i would giv some help to you 😃 Hope you dont mind 😳)

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#47

ya i don't mind yaar dis post is 4 all n every1 r welcome
thanx 4 posting it dear n if u remember sum more den pls post it

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rchu

@i5hy

Rocker

Posted: 18 years ago

#48

Originally posted by: fatima4ever
ya i don't mind yaar dis post is 4 all n every1 r welcome
thanx 4 posting it dear n if u remember sum more den pls post it

thanx 😃. Will sure post if there's more 😳

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#49

AYESHA-agli baar se kisi ki kamar pe haath dalne se pehle batti jala dena waise bhi tu dimag se eda hai
NEEV-arey kya ladki hai hamesha kamar kaske jhagda karti hai is ladki ki to main vaat laga doonga vaat... yeh meri l;anguage ko kya hogaya hai .. is ladki ne to mera dimaag kharab karke rakh diya hai

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#50

NEEV-(he enters alaap room)are kya dekh rahe they tum log tv par mujhe bhi to batao?

ROHIT(alaap's frnd)-kuch nahi hum log woh fashion tv par models ko dekh rahe they?

NEEV-wow fashion tv to bandh kyun kiya yaar mujhe bhi dekhna hai aaj meri aazadi ka aakhri din hai kya pata kal se prachi mujhe daily soaps dikhayegi.are lao on karo

PRACHI(enters d room)-neev tum mujhe kuch kehna chahte they na

NEEV-haan prachi main tumhare pass hi aaraha tha lekin tumhare bhai ko dekho zabardasti mujhe fashion tv dekhne ko keh raha hai maine to usse kaha bhi ki mujhe tumhe long drive par lejana hai....

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