neev's witty one liners

😆v all no dat how fun-loving n carefree is neev

he is never serious whenever he wants 2 say sumthn he pretends 2 b serious in da beginning n den in da end he cracks a funny joke

here r sum of his mini ha-ha's

😃 prachi tum yeh decoration dekh rahi ho
yeh sab maine apne haathon se nahi kiya hain
aur tum yeh phool dekh rahi ho yeh maine khaas ghatkopar se mangvaaye hain

PRACHI-yeh gift mere liye
NEEV-haan kholkar dekhotootega nahin

aww yeah...i really think they're too cutee and funny!! 😃

😛 PRACHI-neev tum is waqt yahan?
NEEV-haan wo main ja hi raha tha ki watchman ne mujhse kaha ki roz raat ko tum is khidki ke paas khadi hokar sab ko darati rehti ho isliye tumhe samjhane aaya tha ki aisa mat karo wo kya hai ki bache darr jayenge

varun-PRACHI TUM YAHAN AKELE KYA KAR RAHI HO
neev-AREY ISKI TO AADAT HAIN ROZ RAAT KO AKELE BAHAR KHADI HOKAR CHAMDE KI CHUDIYON KO DARATI HAIN

praachi - neev, main horror film mein nahin jaaongi..mujhe darr lagtha hain..

neev - thik hain, tum picture dhek kar daro..tho main tumhari chehra dhek kar dar jaaongo

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mega episode.. i cant forget ..where he says jaan, jaanu to jhanki devi... 😆

his jokes are jus too gud....
thnx for makin em rmeind once again...

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😉 PRACHI-bhai sahab aap phool wale ho na mujhe phool nahi chahiye jakar party mein phool dijiye
NEEV-isse ek din kya nahi mila yeh to mera chehra hi bhool gayi hain
prachi main phoolwala nahi main doodhwala hoon i mean main neev hoon
PRACHI-neev tum aagaye(she touches neev n he touches prachi's cheeks n says)
shave kyun nahi karti gaal aur soft hojayenge

JANKI-tum janki ko jante ho
NEEV-ojaanu! wo to mere bachpan ka bachpana hain

🤢 NEEV-yeh aaj kal ke logon ko kya hogaya hain 70's ka formula use karte hain
yeh mere liye ek ladki ne pheka hain
PRACHI-shayad yeh mere liye hoga kisi ladke ka mujh par dil aagaya hoga
NEEV-agar yeh tumhare liye hain to yeh luv letter nahi ho sakta suicide note hoga
NEEV-tulsi, yeh logon ki aankhon ko kya hogaya hain koi mujhe phoolwala to koi mujhe doodhwala to koi tulsi